Good for you!

Enjoy it. Their childhoods are so short.

My next door neighbor has a kid with a mental disorder. The kid likes to jump and howl. Starts at 6 am. I kinda got used already.

2011? The dog has likely passed, and the kid is now a teenager and still screaming like a baby in the yard.

There is being happy cf. And there is this. Throwing a rock at someone is obviously abuse. At a baby, it's next level abuse. I know for a fact from my last 45 years, it's possible to be kind and cf the same time. Also not being an abusive ah is absolutely possible too. You're an adult, you can regulate your reactions. When you were a baby you were crying loud too, because babies, unlike you, can't help themselves and behave. As an adult you should know about these already

I don’t want kids but can we not joke about hurting kids??? Jfc, you all were kids, and I’d rather meet someone’s kid than their dog- less likely to rip my pants open trying to climb my leg and I’m not allergic to them

Why do I work in education?? I laugh too hard at these things 😂😂

How st*p*d can u be. Caring more for an a pet than a human

I've seen some tradwife post something like "I feel bad for girls in their 20s who are single and childless while I'm married with two kids at 21" and the whole Tumblr agreed her life sounds like hell.

P.S. It's not luck.

NGL, this got me good. I'm cackling sitting in the train during morning commute.

Technically speaking, both can be removed using a laser.

Stopping a suicide is always a very good thing. That said, this is a very good reason!

I have that sticker on my car too!!

Omg yes, I hate that! I'm single and have no kids and I still have a family! Just because they don't live with me doesn't mean they are not my family.

Yep.

Your babies are adorable!!

sleep, financial autonomy, me time, ...

"This is how liberty dies... with a thunderous scream of a newborn."

Oh look, parenting advice from the dude in charge of the religious institution that has frequent scandals for protecting pedophiles and giving them access to victims.

I am reaching the age when they don't ask anymore. Glorious.

The smile on the baby's face is what made me laugh WAY too hard at this.....

Take my money.

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yes

So very true. I hate all the screeching and screaming for no reason.

That's pretty much me.

Yes Jim. Yes.

Witty answer here

Sometimes, when my boyfriend and I have our Familyday on Sundays, I look at him, sitting in front of his playstation in cozy clothes and me, laptop on my legs and no pants, both of us munching on snacks, our cats peacefully sleeping around us, and think: "A kid would really ruin this"

I read that wrong. I read it as -SEX WHENEVER YOU WANT (DOES NOT INCLUDE S****Y F*****G KIDS), one sentence.

Since my hysterectomy, I laugh when going past the baby needs, family planning, and pad/tampon aisles.

Yay, I'm not making more bipolar alcoholic drug addicts! But even if that was a non-isssue, still wouldn't want kids.

I've never felt more understood.

Every once in a while I look around and I just can't believe people are still having children.

There's still a difference between "I am not planning on being a parent" and "I hate kids with a passion".

It's the circle of life!

Good to see a meme that shows Guys are also childfree by choice.

I yeeted mine last year after eight years of painful periods!

I call them glue kids if the parents try to fix their broken relationship by having a baby. They seldom work. I know some one who is trying for glue kid #2 ... at this point I am taking bets.

PARKS AND RECREATION <3333333333333 (also same, kids make things Gross with a capital G)

I live in a small close of 12 houses. About half have children. Yet they're the ones driving in fast without worrying about what might be in the road. Wonder if it's because they know where their kids are and don't care about anyone elses.

What the fück is he drinking?

What's SB8