I have friends who actually do this. It really works.

Wait...haven't finished my order yet....😒😠

What kind of monster doesn’t?

How rude!

Trust the cat's instincts

Isn't that one of laws of cats.

Pretty much everyone's cat needs to hear that.

And in 2024 as well. I need to smooch her

Best bathroom assistant. Good boy and adorable

She's only allowed out after she finishes her homework

The Cat Distribution System gave us one black cat + 2 tabbies. We used to have 3 tabbies but one found a better home. (no cat siblings.)

Finally, a direct line to my master...mwuhaha

My wife often wonders why I only have 20 pictures of her on my phone, but 800 pictures of my cat--as if that's some kind of legitimate question.

Ahh my friend Jade's kitty, Bambi, has been missing for three weeks now.

That cat's totally slaying the look!

Now that's loyalty!

That's why kitties Come to live with humans

Muuuuuuuuuummmmm!

possession of nip?

Or not!

Now that's just too darned cute!

me too

I found a little message block somewhere that says "I work hard to build a better life for my cat" that I keep on a dining room shelf.

Half way through an influencer how-to video.

Ahhh he's trying to share. When a cat brings you something it's because they think us big dumb non-fuzzy cats don't know how to hunt so they bring us things.

The Great Seducer

Whatever works. Just don’t let him lick his incisions

I thought mine was the only one!

As long as it's kitten milk. Otherwise, no.

Doesn't everyone do this?

Taser cats!

Reasons why I only buy the one flavour of cat food. It’s the only one all four of them agree on

looks like Princess had a rough night....

no! you have to play a variation of elementary school parachute gym game with the sheets. I'm pretty sure that's the law.

He'll eat, drink and then take a nap. On the cement.

I don't own any cats but when I am around somebody that has cats and I am sitting down and a car wants me to pet them they will usually either sit or lay just out of my reach expecting me to get up and pet them. I will refuse to do that.

Barely.

My neighbours must think I'm a monster when they hear me swear at the cats when they 'help' in the kitchen...

And I would help that mf hide a body

Yup, Tabbys are a******s.

Don't you know that this is my chair?

So. Accurate.

Teamwork!

Yes, my blackout curtains are now pinhole curtains....

Wet n dry pussy cleaning (mini washing machine irl)

Hmmmm, easier to give flea drops, I'm thinking.

Honestly, this would be my reaction to having to spend my birthday with my brother.

The cat needs to lose some weight.

Cat needs to go on a serious.....d....i....e....t

Even when they've been good all day, they find some way to p**s me off before the day ends.

Arch-catangel!

They know when I call them at food time....

ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM!

That's not toxic! That's true love!