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Bumper stickers are pretty straightforward, as they’re exactly what they sound like—stickers that are meant to be applied to the back or front bumper of a car. Many people use them to express their political views, inform everyone what college they’re studying at, or support a sports team or a noble cause. Some paste such adornments to their vehicles to express their quirky personalities and their top-notch sense of humor, making monotonous journeys more entertaining for other fellow drivers and passengers.  

The team at Bored Panda has collected such instances from all over the internet and compiled them into this witty little list. Scroll down to find the most playful bumper stickers out there, and make sure to upvote the ones you’d like to slap on your own car!

While you’re at it, don’t forget to check out a conversation with Linda Fairhurst, owner of The Grumpy Tortoise stationary store, and Christopher, owner of Christophermerman small sticker shop, who kindly agreed to tell us more about why people enjoy these adhesive pieces of art so much.

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Illustrator and small sticker shop owner Christopher, aka Christophermerman, from Seville, Spain, tells us, “Since there's a lot of artists with very different art styles, people adore buying something that they can connect with.”

He mentions that stickers are a simple and adorable way to decorate, while their affordable nature allows the majority of people to purchase a product with a lot of personality. 

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Another aspect that attracts people to them is nostalgia, says Christopher. “Especially among adults who grew up with them. From sticker albums to decorating school notebooks, for some, they bring back fun memories or childhood moments.”

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These Well-Placed Looney Tunes Bumper Stickers

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Meanwhile, quirky, sarcastic, and sweary stationery store owner Linda Fairhurst from The Grumpy Tortoise believes that playful decals are a fun way for people to express themselves and their interests. And they have no age limit!

“Historically, they have always been seen as a kid’s item, but adults love them too! They are also an affordable way for people to show support to small businesses and artists,” she adds.

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Canadian Bumper Sticker

Canadian Bumper Sticker

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Linda is the sole person running the Grumpy Tortoise business. “It is however a family effort; Husband Nathan and Daughter Hayley can sometimes be seen helping at events,” she writes on her website. “Fur babies Cooper and Penny are on hand to provide moral support and doggy snuggles,” she adorably adds.

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This Monty Python And The Holy Grail Sticker On A Dent

This Monty Python And The Holy Grail Sticker On A Dent

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The name came about quite unexpectedly when the family was on holiday in Spain and saw a grumpy tortoise stuffed animal at a zoo they visited, which became the inspiration for it. The plushy toy sits on her shelf at the office, overlooking quality control. “I really should feature him more!” she said in her blog. 

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When it comes to the creation of the stickers, Christopher usually bases the design on what he likes and what purpose they will serve, as some of them are meant to decorate books, while others are intended to be collectible pieces. 

While Linda gets inspired by her past experiences. “I keep a running notes app on my phone with ideas as they pop into my head,” she tells us.

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This Car Is Full Of Bumper Stickers That Say Bumper Sticker

This Car Is Full Of Bumper Stickers That Say Bumper Sticker

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We were also curious to know what the key elements of a quality sticker were. Christopher said that “the more simple they are, the better. You need to know how to transmit feelings with a simple drawing. Sometimes it doesn't need to be sentimental or dark. Sometimes it just needs to be a cute bug enjoying nature.”

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Based On My Observations Of This Driver On The Road, I Believe This Sticker To Be 100% Accurate

Based On My Observations Of This Driver On The Road, I Believe This Sticker To Be 100% Accurate

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Never Related So Much To A Bumper Sticker In My Life

Never Related So Much To A Bumper Sticker In My Life

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Meanwhile, Linda believes it’s important to prioritize quality, fun designs and colors of the stickers. “Whilst stickers aren’t designed to last forever, you want a good amount of enjoyment out of them.”

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Bradley Cooper Bumper Sticker On A Mini Cooper

Bradley Cooper Bumper Sticker On A Mini Cooper

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Life Gets The Best Of You Sometimes

Life Gets The Best Of You Sometimes

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Christopher concluded by saying that stickers are one of the best ways to let one’s personality shine, as they’re affordable and last a long time. Lastly, he wanted to add that “it's beautiful to see someone showing your art with pride, and it's heartwarming to see your design making people happy.”

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I Like This One

I Like This One

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Both need discipline. It's actually so easy, yet every day I see criminally stupid parents and dog owners.

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You Know It's Definitely Over When She Peels Your Sticker Off The Minivan

You Know It's Definitely Over When She Peels Your Sticker Off The Minivan

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#31

I Was Walking To Class And Saw These Bumper Stickers

I Was Walking To Class And Saw These Bumper Stickers

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#32

The Person On The Road In RVA I Would Most Like To Have A Beer With

The Person On The Road In RVA I Would Most Like To Have A Beer With

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#33

Can’t Wait To See How Long This Stays On My Car Living In A Redneck PA Town

Can’t Wait To See How Long This Stays On My Car Living In A Redneck PA Town

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#35

Where Can I Find This Bumper Sticker?

Where Can I Find This Bumper Sticker?

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#38

I Drive A Car With A Very, Very Old Person Sticker

I Drive A Car With A Very, Very Old Person Sticker

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's not an old person sticker!! "You shall not pass!" only became a thing in 2001! Which was like 5 years ago, right? (I say 2001 because the line in the book was "you cannot pass!"

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#40

My Brother Saw This Car In Bensalem. It’s The Funniest Vanity Plate And The Collection Of Bumper Stickers I’ve Ever Seen

My Brother Saw This Car In Bensalem. It’s The Funniest Vanity Plate And The Collection Of Bumper Stickers I’ve Ever Seen

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#42

"Don't Tread On Me" Parody Bumper Sticker Says "Throw Bread On Me"

"Don't Tread On Me" Parody Bumper Sticker Says "Throw Bread On Me"

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I Saw This Bumper Sticker On My Way Home From My Dentist Appointment This Morning

I Saw This Bumper Sticker On My Way Home From My Dentist Appointment This Morning

The second bumper sticker says: "You've just been passed by a girl!"

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#45

Bumper Sticker Explains 20-Year-Old Question Of Who Let The Dogs Out

Bumper Sticker Explains 20-Year-Old Question Of Who Let The Dogs Out

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I Gotta Be Honest, I Have Never Seen A Bumper Sticker Like This Before

I Gotta Be Honest, I Have Never Seen A Bumper Sticker Like This Before

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I see a car with this at my local kroger! It makes me happy every single time!

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#48

Just Saw My New Favorite Bumper Sticker On The Way To Work This Morning

Just Saw My New Favorite Bumper Sticker On The Way To Work This Morning

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I Was Late To Work Because I Was Trying To Document This

I Was Late To Work Because I Was Trying To Document This

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#53

What Do You Think Of These Captions?

What Do You Think Of These Captions?

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My Latest Bumper Sticker

My Latest Bumper Sticker

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#55

This Car I Walked Past Has A 3D Sticker

This Car I Walked Past Has A 3D Sticker

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#56

To Say The Least, I'm In Love

To Say The Least, I'm In Love

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I'm A Stay-At-Home Dad, And I Love My Minivan. I Also Have The Best Bumper Sticker Ever

I'm A Stay-At-Home Dad, And I Love My Minivan. I Also Have The Best Bumper Sticker Ever

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2 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I used to be with 'it', but then they changed what 'it' was. Now what I'm with isn't 'it' anymore and what's 'it' seems weird and scary." -Abe Simpson

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#60

Godzilla Bumper Sticker

Godzilla Bumper Sticker

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This Weird Peter Griffin And Garfield Bumper Sticker I Saw

This Weird Peter Griffin And Garfield Bumper Sticker I Saw

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Surprising My Sister For Her Birthday

Surprising My Sister For Her Birthday

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Geoffrey Scott
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Like the one I picked up for my wife at NASCAR track..."I'm not tailgating, I'm drafting". Snuck it on to her bumper, took her several weeks to notice.

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People Tested Beer Bumper Sticker

People Tested Beer Bumper Sticker

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My Favorite Bumper Sticker Of All Time

My Favorite Bumper Sticker Of All Time

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Joanne Hicks
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Best advice from a mother. It can be used in many situations.

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Bumper Sticker I Found Some Odd Years Back

Bumper Sticker I Found Some Odd Years Back

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It's Been 40 Minutes And I've Got Five Honks So Far

It's Been 40 Minutes And I've Got Five Honks So Far

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David
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Weird shadowing suggests this is photoshop. Or possibly a rigid magnetic mount sign and not a sticker.

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A Very Solid Bumper Sticker

A Very Solid Bumper Sticker

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Guess We’re Doing Stickers On Trucks We Saw Today

Guess We’re Doing Stickers On Trucks We Saw Today

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Would You Put A Bumper Sticker On A Bentley?

Would You Put A Bumper Sticker On A Bentley?

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I Do Not Make The Rules, Okay?

I Do Not Make The Rules, Okay?

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Real talk my old car was so rusted I literally could not wash it or it'd have basically disintegrated

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No, Like, I'm Actually Feral

No, Like, I'm Actually Feral

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Either the stickers were changed, or there’s 2 white CR-Vs out there from the same dealership, with stickers in the same place.

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This Bumper Sticker

This Bumper Sticker

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This Sticker

This Sticker

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If You’re Reading This, You’re Too Close

If You’re Reading This, You’re Too Close

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Live Your Life, Homie

Live Your Life, Homie

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#79

Sleep Is Important

Sleep Is Important

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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#80

"Let Me Merge" Bumper Sticker

"Let Me Merge" Bumper Sticker

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This Car Has A Bumper Sticker Of Itself Covered In Bumper Stickers

This Car Has A Bumper Sticker Of Itself Covered In Bumper Stickers

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My Daughter’s Power-Wheel Got It’s First Bumper Sticker

My Daughter’s Power-Wheel Got It’s First Bumper Sticker

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Amazing Bumper Sticker

Amazing Bumper Sticker

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Aunt Shorty
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, mine, too. I feel your pain, and your rapidly dwindling bank account.

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This Bumper Sticker I Passed Walking In My Neighborhood

This Bumper Sticker I Passed Walking In My Neighborhood

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If You Know, You Know

If You Know, You Know

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The best and the truest joke about this is that the Americans stick to their weird measurements bc of the ~aesthetics~. Miles sound more romantic than kilometres and I actually agree.

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Sorry Not Sorry

Sorry Not Sorry

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The numbers are to the left of the letters, they cropped out half of the license plate.

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I Love This Bumper Sticker I Saw The Other Day

I Love This Bumper Sticker I Saw The Other Day

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Why would you drive if you are so anxious you need a bumper sticker....

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This Bumper Sticker About Flatulence And Despair

This Bumper Sticker About Flatulence And Despair

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Best Bumper Sticker Ever

Best Bumper Sticker Ever

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Best Bumper Sticker I've Seen In Awhile

Best Bumper Sticker I've Seen In Awhile

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You know the difference between you and me, Bigfoot, it's that people have seen me.

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Portland Has The Best Bumper Stickers

Portland Has The Best Bumper Stickers

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A Bumper Sticker Has Never Resonated With Me More

A Bumper Sticker Has Never Resonated With Me More

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Angela C
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's stupid enough that kîll is censored but why is me censored?

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Did A Double-Take When I Saw This Bumper Sticker At My University

Did A Double-Take When I Saw This Bumper Sticker At My University

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Best Money I Have Ever Spent

Best Money I Have Ever Spent

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Forever And Ever, Amen

Forever And Ever, Amen

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Mallards And Other Things, Please Inquire

Mallards And Other Things, Please Inquire

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Pardon My Faux Paws

Pardon My Faux Paws

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

🎶🎵🎶The door that finally opens, with light flooding in, spilling out on the floor🎶🎵🎶

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Which Is Your Favorite?

Which Is Your Favorite?

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm only tailgating because I want a better view of that cuteness!

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And We’re Willing To Fight Anyone Who Disagrees

And We’re Willing To Fight Anyone Who Disagrees

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This Bumper Sticker Combo I Saw This Morning Made Me Laugh

This Bumper Sticker Combo I Saw This Morning Made Me Laugh

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Meatloaf actually taught us that good girls go to heaven, but bad girls go everywhere

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“New Driver” Bumper Sticker

“New Driver” Bumper Sticker

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#109

This Bumper Sticker Says The Owner Pooped Their Pants At A Public Library

This Bumper Sticker Says The Owner Pooped Their Pants At A Public Library

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Oops, All Fixed

Oops, All Fixed

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Aleksandras Tvardauskas
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What amazes me the most that instead fixing the issue people go through the trouble of placing a sticker on it. I get that you might be too broke to fix it right away, but if you place a sticker on it, it doesn't look like you are planning to fix it anytime soon :)

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I Keep Seeing This Bumper Sticker In Oregon

I Keep Seeing This Bumper Sticker In Oregon

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Ignore My Dirty Car... But Honestly, I Think It’s Fitting

Ignore My Dirty Car... But Honestly, I Think It’s Fitting

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Would You Believe That We Had The Art For Big Natural Kitties For Months And Completely Forgot To Print It? Then It Turned Into One Of The Best Sellers At The Craft Spectacular Market

Would You Believe That We Had The Art For Big Natural Kitties For Months And Completely Forgot To Print It? Then It Turned Into One Of The Best Sellers At The Craft Spectacular Market

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Now I Want A Subaru

Now I Want A Subaru

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"Boy Mom"

"Boy Mom"

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cerinamroth
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always think this when a man says "Grow a pair" and I'm thinking "I already did, then pushed them and the child they were attached to out of my hoo-ha". Beat that!

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#122

This Motivational Bumper Sticker About Grilled Cheese

This Motivational Bumper Sticker About Grilled Cheese

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Me Too

Me Too

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FoxEcoLimaIndiaCharlieIndiAlfa
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

🎶 I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, dee da Lee dee da Lee, there they are standing in a row, bump, bump,bump, big ones, small ones, some are in between...🎶

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Classic

Classic

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#125

They’ll Never Go Out Of Style

They’ll Never Go Out Of Style

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#126

The Car In Front Of Me Had A Carl Wheezer Yu-Gi-Oh Bumper Sticker

The Car In Front Of Me Had A Carl Wheezer Yu-Gi-Oh Bumper Sticker

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#127

My Dad Works In Dorchester And Sends Me The Best Pictures. Example A: This Bumper Sticker

My Dad Works In Dorchester And Sends Me The Best Pictures. Example A: This Bumper Sticker

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FoxEcoLimaIndiaCharlieIndiAlfa
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm assuming Dorchester, MA, which is a section of Boston and this bumper sticker is very fitting.

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#128

How Many Apple Stickers This Car Has?

How Many Apple Stickers This Car Has?

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#129

When People Don't Respect Your Bumper Sticker

When People Don't Respect Your Bumper Sticker

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#132

If You Don't Back Off, I'm Launching This Soup Explosion Right At Your Windshield

If You Don't Back Off, I'm Launching This Soup Explosion Right At Your Windshield

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#134

This One Is For Children Of Divorce

This One Is For Children Of Divorce

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Nosirrow
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2 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminds me of a guy who told a therapist his parents got a divorce and she said, 'your parents got you a horse'.

#135

It Was Edward's Turn For A Sticker

It Was Edward's Turn For A Sticker

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