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Bumper stickers are pretty straightforward, as they’re exactly what they sound like—stickers that are meant to be applied to the back or front bumper of a car. Many people use them to express their political views, inform everyone what college they’re studying at, or support a sports team or a noble cause. Some paste such adornments to their vehicles to express their quirky personalities and their top-notch sense of humor, making monotonous journeys more entertaining for other fellow drivers and passengers.  

The team at Bored Panda has collected such instances from all over the internet and compiled them into this witty little list. Scroll down to find the most playful bumper stickers out there, and make sure to upvote the ones you’d like to slap on your own car!

While you’re at it, don’t forget to check out a conversation with Linda Fairhurst, owner of The Grumpy Tortoise stationary store, and Christopher, owner of Christophermerman small sticker shop, who kindly agreed to tell us more about why people enjoy these adhesive pieces of art so much.

#1

I Found My New Favorite Bumper Sticker

I Found My New Favorite Bumper Sticker

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Sand Ers
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gather, brethren. Let’s get this one voted to the top

Martin König
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is also a great T-shirt with much more fun, because you constantly experience people bursting into laughter. Just random bypassers, imagine. (I got one).

Byron Butcher
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My cousin Ashley has a shirt that says that.

_-DungeonKeeper-_
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As someone who may have adhd, gather my kin we shall take over this world

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    #2

    I'm Trying To Make My Work Truck The Antithesis Of Most Trucks With Bumper Stickers I See

    I'm Trying To Make My Work Truck The Antithesis Of Most Trucks With Bumper Stickers I See

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    Tamara Mays
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect; Is it a reply or a statement?

    David Martin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A friend of mine met a man over the internet a ways back. The first time they met in person, this guy told her roommate "I like women like I like coffee". Roommate said "Let me guess, black?". The guy says "No; Fresh ground in an airtight container". These two are now two of my best friends, and recently celebrated their 10th anniversary

    Zoo Cats
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This Bumper Sticker Available here: https://stickeey.com/product/i-like-my-women-like-i-like-my-coffee-bumper-sticker/

    Martin König
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HI NGHBR is much funnier than the OP.

    Bex
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite bumper sticker says, "I like my men like I like my Whisky - Scottish, ages 50 years, and sealed in a barrel." I personally find it hilarious bc my BF is 48 and from Scotland lol

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    #3

    Yes, I See Your Point

    Yes, I See Your Point

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    Tamara Mays
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where did you get this gem 😂

    FloralDangerNoodle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Etsy has awesome bumpers stickers - I got almost all of mine on Etsy!

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    Deborah B
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need one that says "In case of emergency, feed my cat." because your kids may be in the car, but Boo is home alone.

    Lorrie Rothstein
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds like what someone I know would say. She always says why are there only baby on board signs, what about the adults?

    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The original idea was that it would alert the emergency services in case of a bad accident, so the baby wouldn't be missed (RSPCA put a sign on their rear windscreen when they are carrying snakes, to warn the emergency services). Then it just became a cute thing that people buy when they're expecting. I've always taken it as just being an expression of joy.

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    Illustrator and small sticker shop owner Christopher, aka Christophermerman, from Seville, Spain, tells us, “Since there's a lot of artists with very different art styles, people adore buying something that they can connect with.”

    He mentions that stickers are a simple and adorable way to decorate, while their affordable nature allows the majority of people to purchase a product with a lot of personality. 

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    #4

    Never Ashamed To Be A Childless Cat Lady

    Never Ashamed To Be A Childless Cat Lady

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    April Pickett
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't have children anymore, they're all adults, but I am a cat lady, does that count?

    Shelly Graham
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell yeah! I want a sticker and T-shirt!

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing wrong with that. Cats are people too

    Lulu John
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have this on my car as well!

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    #5

    A Tesla Driver Wants To Make Something Very Clear

    A Tesla Driver Wants To Make Something Very Clear

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    Farnzy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forgiven. I, too, once desired a Tesla. Thankfully I'm too broke up have made this mistake

    Alan Jay Weiner
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My bumper sticker says "Tesla yes, Musk no" Wanted a Tesla for years; then decided no Tesla when Musk lost his mind. Then my van needed $3600 worth of engine work. Wanted an EV so started looking for used ones. Found a gorgeous electric blue Bolt - but $20k and didn't have most of the goodies my wife and I wanted (AWD, memory seats and mirrors, etc.) So looked at the inventory and for $3k more I got a used Tesla Model 3 Long Range AWD. With all the goodies I wanted - at least once I figured out how to use them... Started raining on the way home - had to pull into a parking lot to figure out how to turn the wipers on. :) Anyway, hence the bumper sticker.

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This might be self defense. I can honestly see people keying the car (or other vandalism) just because they hate Elon. I've seen some video of people doing this (taken by the car's cameras) but the motive wasn't given.

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or just an EV for some is enough...? 🤷‍♂️

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    ॐBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Polestars are a nice alternative. We were on a waitlist for what seemed like forever for our Rivian & Bronco, neither of which are easily acquired on our island.

    Gwyn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have more than once felt grateful that my husband didn't buy a Tesla many years ago when he wanted one. He doesn't anymore! Can't imagine giving my money to that guy.

    Sharkbait1313
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I know why when my ex husband who bought both a tesla and jeep wrangler (which stinks on fuel consumption) never drives his tesla.

    Janelle Collard
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, you get a pass. :)

    Laura Parker
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except he isn’t. He just can’t be bought either!

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    #6

    This Guy's Bumper Sticker

    This Guy's Bumper Sticker

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    Paul C.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh! So many people, where to start?

    Su Boddie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one always makes me smile.

    Baali Venomax
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have that quote printed on a t shirt and I've owned it for the best part of a decade :)

    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a bunch of folks I'm not happy with, need to go to store and buy a bunch of Slinkies.

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love this! There are many people I’ve fantasized about pushing down a flight of stairs

    Sharkbait1313
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am going to start calling my ex-husband "Slink"

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    Another aspect that attracts people to them is nostalgia, says Christopher. “Especially among adults who grew up with them. From sticker albums to decorating school notebooks, for some, they bring back fun memories or childhood moments.”

    #7

    Just Go Around Me

    Just Go Around Me

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, I can't afford any more points on my licence. I don't have any, but if I did, I would have more than none, and they would cost me

    Angelshark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's fine, just please do it in the right lane (in the US.) Left is for passing.

    Sharkbait1313
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a little sad that I can relate to this so closely.

    R1MV4Superleggera
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alright, fair enough! But they should stay AWAY from the passing lane! A LOT of people tend to " amp" in the fast lane driving like they're 90+ old!

    Karen Rose
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the excuse for driving under the speed limit?????

    Nikole
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Warrants? Or generally being a díck?

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    #8

    Something Like That

    Something Like That

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    BrunoVI
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're just trying to help. You may not realize it, but most chickens never make it across that road. You were born to fly!

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    Red PANda (she/they/he/ze)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what Feathered Dinosaur has to say about this.

    Janet L
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dream of a world where commas are used correctly

    Leebo13
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is used correctly, it's just fallen out of common usage.

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's always "Why did the chicken cross the road?" It's never "How did the chicken cross the road?"

    Paulina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like one where I don't question my own motives 🤷‍♀️

    The Mom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In 2005 my 4 y/o son said the chicken crossed the road to go to WalMart.

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    #9

    These Well-Placed Looney Tunes Bumper Stickers

    These Well-Placed Looney Tunes Bumper Stickers

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    Sharkbait1313
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am going to need about 6 of those....

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want this! Problem is, then I need to convince my husband that we need a dent in the pickup. Wish me luck

    Papa
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many years ago I saw a car with a dent on the fender. It had a full sized bumper sticker pasted over it that looked like a large Band-aid.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wile E. Coyote will forever be classic!

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I had one of those stickers, I might hammer a dent into my car just to use it.

    Hetal Vyas
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My neighbour had a 'plaster' (band aid) sticker on a dent on his car

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    Meanwhile, quirky, sarcastic, and sweary stationery store owner Linda Fairhurst from The Grumpy Tortoise believes that playful decals are a fun way for people to express themselves and their interests. And they have no age limit!

    “Historically, they have always been seen as a kid’s item, but adults love them too! They are also an affordable way for people to show support to small businesses and artists,” she adds.

    #10

    Brilliant

    Brilliant

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    Min
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you! I didn't get it until seeing this

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    Red PANda (she/they/he/ze)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To all the deaf people out there, the joke is that elemenop sounds like how you say “LMNOP” in the alphabet

    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know it's a joke, but that stupid song seriously annoys me. It makes learning the alphabet much harder. I use the alphabet chant, all letters pronounced clearly.

    Red PANda (she/they/he/ze)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think some people have changed it to be h, i, j, k, l, m, n. O p q, r s t, u v w x y z. Idk how I feel about it.

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    #11

    Canadian Bumper Sticker

    Canadian Bumper Sticker

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    Pyla
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO!! So true!!! Tailgaters won't get the passive aggressive.

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because they'll be too close to read it past their own hood.

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    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine used to say "This is a Ford product. I randomly slam on the brakes to make sure they still work."

    #12

    This Bumper Sticker

    This Bumper Sticker

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    Viking74
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was actually the original spelling of the company and family name. : )

    Bill Kubeck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The really funny part is that Toyota was originally spelled Toyoda. Mr. Toyoda changed the spelling after the family numerologist said it would bring greater fortune.

    Jrog
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obligatory throwback to the famous legal case about the "Toy yoda" Hooters bonus

    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drive or drive not. There is no light.

    Alan Jay Weiner
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I snuck one of these onto my wife's Prius - she loves it.

    Linda is the sole person running the Grumpy Tortoise business. “It is however a family effort; Husband Nathan and Daughter Hayley can sometimes be seen helping at events,” she writes on her website. “Fur babies Cooper and Penny are on hand to provide moral support and doggy snuggles,” she adorably adds.

    #13

    This Monty Python And The Holy Grail Sticker On A Dent

    This Monty Python And The Holy Grail Sticker On A Dent

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    Probably Legal
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ll bite you! I’ll bite your arms off!

    Viola Fö
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I constantly make this joke and nobody gets it. I'm so happy I saw this. 🩵🩵🩵

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... another one that would tempt me to dent my car just to use it. The car is 14 years old. Same as my level of maturity.

    B.M. Gauthier
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forget the Pyhton sticker, take note of the WALTHER sticker instead !

    Nikole
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m getting annoyed by the overuse of this

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    #14

    Bumper Sticker Wisdom

    Bumper Sticker Wisdom

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    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone can be an artist. Just have different levels of skill.

    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just dont understand me

    #15

    Poor Jesus

    Poor Jesus

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    Tamara Mays
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oml this needs to be on a billboard.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should flash onscreen regularly during every televangelist show.

    Jumping Jellyfishes
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think that crowd is much into fact-checking

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    SageHare37
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite is a coffee cup I want. "Jesus doesn't just need to take the wheel, he needs to pull over and spank some of y'all with his flip flop."

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've got a fridge magnet that says "now pay attention, I don't want to end up with four different versions of this"

    JohninND
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    1 year ago

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    The hate for Christianity is unreal. But sadly not surprising.

    ninjaTrashPandaBoom
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hate SPREAD by ultra-right Christians is unreal...but sadly not surprising (fixed it for you).

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    Heather Atwood
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    1 year ago

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    If someone had a sticker like this of allah, it would be a hate crime and they would be executed.

    Lyoness
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Curious - why? Is there not misunderstanding of the Quran by right wing fundamentalists? Pointing that out doesn't seem like a hate crime any more than this is.

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    The name came about quite unexpectedly when the family was on holiday in Spain and saw a grumpy tortoise stuffed animal at a zoo they visited, which became the inspiration for it. The plushy toy sits on her shelf at the office, overlooking quality control. “I really should feature him more!” she said in her blog. 

    #16

    I Need This Sticker

    I Need This Sticker

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    Heather Atwood
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    1 year ago

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    What is it with people today-everyone has PTSD, trauma, anxiety... put on your big girl panties and move one! I did!

    ninjaTrashPandaBoom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that bit of "wisdom" will do a lot to alleviate anyone's mental issues /S

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    #17

    This Monty Python Bumper Sticker

    This Monty Python Bumper Sticker

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    ninjaTrashPandaBoom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will fart in your general direction!!!

    Maartje
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would want one "I fart in your general direction"

    Richienotsorich
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now go away before I taunt you a second time.

    Kerry Palmer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She turned me into a newt. You're not a newt now. I got betta.

    #18

    Best Sticker I've Seen On A Car In A While

    Best Sticker I've Seen On A Car In A While

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    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend has this sticker - he's a paleontologist 🦕

    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More accurately, recycled vegetation.

    Marykay Klim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! I just saw one last month. I want one too!

    Accedial
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had this in green on my old car! It got lots of laughs!

    Jane Jayne Jain Jeign Jein
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Much better than the "powered by fairy dust" climate deniers.

    Adrian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except that it's false, that's not where oil comes from...

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! (As in you are right). Algae?

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    cerinamroth
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the recycled dinosaurs run out though...

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    When it comes to the creation of the stickers, Christopher usually bases the design on what he likes and what purpose they will serve, as some of them are meant to decorate books, while others are intended to be collectible pieces. 

    While Linda gets inspired by her past experiences. “I keep a running notes app on my phone with ideas as they pop into my head,” she tells us.

    #19

    Am I Right?

    Am I Right?

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    DennyS (denzoren)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is really good, I need this.

    Panda'sMom
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time I have to go to the other side of town!

    Kelly H. Wilder
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be too distracted by the cute kitty and not pay attention to the lights. Then smash goes the kitty.

    #20

    This Car Is Full Of Bumper Stickers That Say Bumper Sticker

    This Car Is Full Of Bumper Stickers That Say Bumper Sticker

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    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it, right up my alley.

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really needs to sneak in one with a picture of Cannabis that reads 'Pot Sticker'.

    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Groovy bumper stickers, man ✌️

    Weaponized Beef
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you ask AI to make you a car covered in bumper stickers.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess whose business includes printing bumper stickers?

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    #21

    I Can Relate

    I Can Relate

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    D. Pitbull
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is on one of my husband's favourite t-shirts!

    We were also curious to know what the key elements of a quality sticker were. Christopher said that “the more simple they are, the better. You need to know how to transmit feelings with a simple drawing. Sometimes it doesn't need to be sentimental or dark. Sometimes it just needs to be a cute bug enjoying nature.”

    #22

    My Morning Laugh

    My Morning Laugh

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    iBlank
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    driving under the influence of children

    Maartje
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yah I got pulled over for that once. My son launched a teddy bear at me from the back seat.

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    Maude Lin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People like this should lose their licenses.

    Sniggiw
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably shouldn’t be doing either behind the wheel let alone boasting about it on a bumper sticker.

    Nosirrow
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    1 year ago

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    It's almost like parents who put their child old enough to walk normally in the shopping cart. Like in, so the dirty kid sits surrounded by groceries. So inconsiderate to others. Kids don't starve to death in seconds, I assume, so drive carefully for the benefit of all.

    Papa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please see the reply from kaycee14 to Sniggiw.

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    #23

    Based On My Observations Of This Driver On The Road, I Believe This Sticker To Be 100% Accurate

    Based On My Observations Of This Driver On The Road, I Believe This Sticker To Be 100% Accurate

    ToshiroBaloney Report

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok I'll watch out for banana peels and turtle shells

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's okay. I learned Spanish from Dora.

    Sharkbait1313
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If my mario cart driving has proven anything, it's that my driving skills are way under par. Hence the need for the Wile E. Coyote decals.

    Thomas Ewing
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I drive like this is a skateboard!

    Myoviridae
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm old enough that I learned how to drive from playing Pole Position

    Wingsofwrath
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm doubly worried, because I'm old enough to remember the original Carmaggedon...

    Darth Continent
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must focus, must remember minivan is NOT an APC from Battlefield...!

    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, it worked in Snakes on a Plane...

    Gwyn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I should get this for my son when he learns to drive

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    #24

    Never Related So Much To A Bumper Sticker In My Life

    Never Related So Much To A Bumper Sticker In My Life

    miss_too_short Report

    Lilybdcsa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rest Easy....“The grass withers and the flowers fall, but the word of our God endures forever. . ”

    Meanwhile, Linda believes it’s important to prioritize quality, fun designs and colors of the stickers. “Whilst stickers aren’t designed to last forever, you want a good amount of enjoyment out of them.”

    #25

    Bradley Cooper Bumper Sticker On A Mini Cooper

    Bradley Cooper Bumper Sticker On A Mini Cooper

    bfridthekid Report

    any rei
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Renegade Sticker is a lot cooler! Yeah Mass Effect

    MaggieMay85
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did the full renegade Shepherd only once, never again. 1 & 2 you could be renegade but still a decent human being. 3, you have to go full villain.

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    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better with Winnie Cooper.

    Alexandra Nara
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd go for sheldon in his flash costume

    #26

    Life Gets The Best Of You Sometimes

    Life Gets The Best Of You Sometimes

    shrugsquad Report

    #27

    Spotted In The Wild

    Spotted In The Wild

    literatec Report

    The Phantom Stranger
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody understands how insurance works. If anybody ever figures out how insurance works, it will immediately disappear and be replaced by something even more confusing. Some believe this has already happened. (My apologies to Douglas Adams!)

    realenancy170
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are not really supposed to know how it works.

    Be Gay Do Crime
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No body does. Not even Jake from State Farm.

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Works" is an overstatement of reality.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All week my sister has been crying 'I don't know how insurance works' because her car was broken into! Let's just say, my mum did a lot of the work getting it fixed up.

    Christopher concluded by saying that stickers are one of the best ways to let one’s personality shine, as they’re affordable and last a long time. Lastly, he wanted to add that “it's beautiful to see someone showing your art with pride, and it's heartwarming to see your design making people happy.”

    #28

    I Like This One

    I Like This One

    MichaelMiko612 Report

    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both need discipline. It's actually so easy, yet every day I see criminally stupid parents and dog owners.

    Pieter LeGrande
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but my kid doesn't stick his head out the window and scare little old ladies.

    #30

    You Know It's Definitely Over When She Peels Your Sticker Off The Minivan

    You Know It's Definitely Over When She Peels Your Sticker Off The Minivan

    CaesarsCabbages Report

    officerripley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, Mom and the kids do appear to be zombies,, so...

    Maude Lin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She should peel everyone off then off herself. Those stickers are so dumb.

    #31

    I Was Walking To Class And Saw These Bumper Stickers

    I Was Walking To Class And Saw These Bumper Stickers

    OddlyCheap Report

    Tamara Mays
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many to choose from. The purple circle sticker is it.

    nottheactualphoto
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how "me" has become a dirty word, and must be blanked out.

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    Farnzy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yay Tillamook Cheese Factory!

    cadena kuhn
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok I need that thrift store one

    Susan Tieni
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bred Sheeran just might give me some TERRIFYING DREAMS TONIGHT.

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    #32

    The Person On The Road In RVA I Would Most Like To Have A Beer With

    The Person On The Road In RVA I Would Most Like To Have A Beer With

    deephaven Report

    Tamara Mays
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Simple and straight to the point I love it.

    BrunoVI
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Virginia. Likely a federal government worker. Gray minivan. This wasn't a joke. The local (American) football team was for years named "Football Team." (It's now named "Commanders," but given their red-and-gold colors, and the fact that "Commander" is a mid-level rank in the U.S. military, but a top rank in the Soviet military, it's hard to see that as a reference to the US military leaders and not the Soviet military leaders. The old name, "Redskins" was deemed racist; I wanted them to simply change their logo from a Native American to a potato.)

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    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    RVA is Richmond, VA (Virginia), for everyone not living in Virginia which is almost everyone but me probably.

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still need to replace that Honda logo with one that reads "CAR".

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    #33

    Can’t Wait To See How Long This Stays On My Car Living In A Redneck PA Town

    Can’t Wait To See How Long This Stays On My Car Living In A Redneck PA Town

    reddit.com Report

    #34

    Well Said, Bumper Sticker

    Well Said, Bumper Sticker

    counteractive256 Report

    #35

    Where Can I Find This Bumper Sticker?

    Where Can I Find This Bumper Sticker?

    Tevshko Report

    Dre Mosley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not gonna lie, when they were first revealed, I actually did find the novelty of them cool. That whole retro look they had going.

    Sy Pri
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look like the Mafia-Cars in old movies

    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would have been a more popular car if someone over 5' could fit in it.

    Punk princess
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I needed this I had one omg it was awful

    Colin Bowden
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I loved my PT Cruiser! You could take the back seats out to make it into a van. A very expensive van to run but still handy.

    Mark Rudolph
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Although the stretch limo PT Cruiser that I saw in Bellevue, Washington about 15 years ago might count.

    #36

    Completely Normal Bumper Stickers

    Completely Normal Bumper Stickers

    karmakrane Report

    Jess Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone born in Ohio with family living there I am offended. *Clearly* Mississippi is the state to hate.

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    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know he wasn't a lady, but now I'm wondering of jesus had any cats.

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite tshirt I own has the geographical outline of the USA except Ohio is missing and it says "A More Perfect Union." Go Blue.

    Wisteria Bookworm
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “ V E H I C U L A R M A N S L A U G H T E R”

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    #37

    Saw This Bumper Sticker Today

    Saw This Bumper Sticker Today

    Armored_Bananas Report

    #38

    I Drive A Car With A Very, Very Old Person Sticker

    I Drive A Car With A Very, Very Old Person Sticker

    Twentyhundred Report

    Toasted Applesauce
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not an old person sticker!! "You shall not pass!" only became a thing in 2001! Which was like 5 years ago, right? (I say 2001 because the line in the book was "you cannot pass!"

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is a quote from a very old (fictional) person. Estimates vary but Gandalf was thousands of years old. So, "very old person" indeed. He actually said the same thing in 1282 BC but back when you had to copy quotes with stone carvings they didn't go viral as often. /J

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    Anonymous
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know where this person drives, but I would not use that sticker where I live; people would take it as a challenge.

    Miracle Max
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gandalf was a very old person, so the headline is technically correct, which is the best kind of correct!

    #39

    Shrimp Shrimp Shrimp - The Number Of The Feast

    Shrimp Shrimp Shrimp - The Number Of The Feast

    schmatthew Report

    #40

    My Brother Saw This Car In Bensalem. It’s The Funniest Vanity Plate And The Collection Of Bumper Stickers I’ve Ever Seen

    My Brother Saw This Car In Bensalem. It’s The Funniest Vanity Plate And The Collection Of Bumper Stickers I’ve Ever Seen

    hop208 Report

    Lyoness
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can hear that one. Life's like a box of chocolates...

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    Weaponized Beef
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, I'd like to be friends with the driver of this car.

    Marie BellaDonna
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Executive producer: Díck Wolfe"! I know a fellow 'Law & Order' fan when I see one!! Also, super surprised they didn't censor that first name there. They do if you type it in a comment I had to go back and edit THIS comment, because of it!

    Der Kommissar
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    1 year ago

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    #41

    The Way The Clouds Reflect The Given Message

    The Way The Clouds Reflect The Given Message

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    nottheactualphoto
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grammar police say it should be "closely."

    Alan Jay Weiner
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. I don't tailgate, but I don't follow Jesus.

    Maude Lin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That moron must get tailgated a lot. Drive faster, dumbä$$.

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    #42

    "Don't Tread On Me" Parody Bumper Sticker Says "Throw Bread On Me"

    "Don't Tread On Me" Parody Bumper Sticker Says "Throw Bread On Me"

    beigestickynote Report

    Cori
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have this one but with a duck!

    #43

    This One

    This One

    MittieArt Report

    Pyla
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Millennials just got the gut punch. Welcome to the GenX And Boomer club. LOL!

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    _-DungeonKeeper-_
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a nit old guy I have a vague concept of neopets

    _-DungeonKeeper-_
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who just visited the website this should be sold in stores

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    Lilybdcsa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a boomer who played neopets. A nerd who was born too soon.

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    #44

    I Saw This Bumper Sticker On My Way Home From My Dentist Appointment This Morning

    I Saw This Bumper Sticker On My Way Home From My Dentist Appointment This Morning

    The second bumper sticker says: "You've just been passed by a girl!"

    ladydigression Report

    Antihaarbalsnoepje
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I learnt from ‘Hackers’ it’s a quote from Ozzy Osborn

    Be Gay Do Crime
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ADHD version: My ADHD causes me to lose A lot of things - my wallet, my keys, my marbles...

    rckblykitn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha I have a sticker on my racing helmet that says you just got passed by a girl!!

    Kelly Scott
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a song. https://video.search.yahoo.com/search/video?fr=yfp-t&p=of+all+things+I+miss+i+miss+my+mind+the+most+song#id=0&vid=baed86b7e509bb4ae322e0e0078a1f72&action=view

    #45

    Bumper Sticker Explains 20-Year-Old Question Of Who Let The Dogs Out

    Bumper Sticker Explains 20-Year-Old Question Of Who Let The Dogs Out

    beigestickynote Report

    #46

    I Gotta Be Honest, I Have Never Seen A Bumper Sticker Like This Before

    I Gotta Be Honest, I Have Never Seen A Bumper Sticker Like This Before

    Chloeecomets Report

    MoriahPapaya
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see a car with this at my local kroger! It makes me happy every single time!

    #47

    This Bumper Sticker

    This Bumper Sticker

    ht_southridge Report

    Beth Wheeler
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I could find one that says if you don't like the way I drive take your a*s around me, I'm not getting a speeding ticket for you or anybody else!

    #48

    Just Saw My New Favorite Bumper Sticker On The Way To Work This Morning

    Just Saw My New Favorite Bumper Sticker On The Way To Work This Morning

    FranktheLlama Report

    adnap derob
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can hear the gallop! I loved racing and winning/stealing/freeing Epona! Also the archery game😍

    JuiceBox J
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What...? And why is everyone getting down voted?

    eric p
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    1 year ago

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    eric p
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    1 year ago

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    #50

    I Was Late To Work Because I Was Trying To Document This

    I Was Late To Work Because I Was Trying To Document This

    catladeigh Report

    René Sauer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don´t get it? A quote from twillight, because of Bella?

    OneWithRatsAndKefir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep! Internet says that the vampire dude said ‘this is the skin of a killer, Bella’ when Bella tried to call him beautiful. It’s a pun on how ‘KIA’ sounds like ‘killer’ through an accent.

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    #51

    Simple Reminder

    Simple Reminder

    richmondbumper Report

    Wisco_MKE
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect, except it needs a comma after "right."

    Rayne OfSalt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me ages to figure this one out cos I forgot america drives on the wrong side of the road.

    Pandemonium
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We drive on the right side of the road so we can hold our crest-bearing shields on our left, swinging out broadswords at you from the right

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    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Undertaking is not good driving

    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds illigal, at least where I live

    #52

    This Bumper Sticker

    This Bumper Sticker

    yomamascolin Report

    #53

    What Do You Think Of These Captions?

    What Do You Think Of These Captions?

    beckyzee38104 Report

    #54

    My Latest Bumper Sticker

    My Latest Bumper Sticker

    itisi.janeakelley Report

    #55

    This Car I Walked Past Has A 3D Sticker

    This Car I Walked Past Has A 3D Sticker

    marsmctavish Report

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had no idea 3-D stickers even existed.

    Marie BellaDonna
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a couple. A tennis ball and a golf ball. IIRC, there was a baseball one too.

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    Wisteria Bookworm
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soo..this wasn’t a dungeons and dragons game gone wrong..?

    rckblykitn
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had the baseball version decades ago

    #56

    To Say The Least, I'm In Love

    To Say The Least, I'm In Love

    voidbabyprincess Report

    Stephanie A Mutti
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does John Mulaney sound like a 73y/o man and look like a 14y/o boy?

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this reads like something John Mulaney would say about himself.

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    #57

    I'm A Stay-At-Home Dad, And I Love My Minivan. I Also Have The Best Bumper Sticker Ever

    I'm A Stay-At-Home Dad, And I Love My Minivan. I Also Have The Best Bumper Sticker Ever

    mmonzeob Report

    Jovmen
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I used to be with 'it', but then they changed what 'it' was. Now what I'm with isn't 'it' anymore and what's 'it' seems weird and scary." -Abe Simpson

    atheist_cleric
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to be cool. I still am, but I used to be, too. Mitch Hedburg

    #58

    Can Confirm There’s Less Honking

    Can Confirm There’s Less Honking

    fadibomstickers Report

    #59

    This Bumper Sticker

    This Bumper Sticker

    joshlohmo Report

    #60

    Godzilla Bumper Sticker

    Godzilla Bumper Sticker

    Based_SpaceGoji Report

    Tamara Mays
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to find this and buy it and hug it and squeeze it .

    #61

    This Weird Peter Griffin And Garfield Bumper Sticker I Saw

    This Weird Peter Griffin And Garfield Bumper Sticker I Saw

    Big_Mitch_Baker Report

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone have any of that unsee juice?

    #62

    Surprising My Sister For Her Birthday

    Surprising My Sister For Her Birthday

    fadibomstickers Report

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like the one I picked up for my wife at NASCAR track..."I'm not tailgating, I'm drafting". Snuck it on to her bumper, took her several weeks to notice.

    #63

    People Tested Beer Bumper Sticker

    People Tested Beer Bumper Sticker

    Quicksilver7716 Report

    nottheactualphoto
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bell's is an outstanding brewery. One of the best.

    #64

    Probably Shouldn't Drive, Then

    Probably Shouldn't Drive, Then

    liverbashers Report

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I see stickers like this I wonder if they work against a person in a DUI case. Obviously doesn't prove drunk but if officer sees erratic driving of some kind, then sees this when they pull them over, seems like they would have more cause to say they suspected the person might have been drinking / wanted to do sobriety tests. Just seems like it doesn't work in your favor. Same as those bumper stickers that say things like I hate pigs or other anti cop stuff. TLDR: Why poke the bear?

    nottheactualphoto
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once had a cat named Whisky. She was the color of a fine single malt. Sweet girl.

    #65

    Every Trip With Yugo Is Like A Battle

    Every Trip With Yugo Is Like A Battle

    SquattingSlavs Report

    Stephanie A Mutti
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As in "you go through the window then" or as in "you don't need air bags since yu don't go"?

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    Jesse
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Croatian license plate, checks out. Slavic drivers are menaces.

    Mark Rudolph
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the '70s Ford had a model called the Pinto which had a nasty habit of catching fire if rear-ended. One had the following "warning sticker:" Caution! Unexploded Pinto.

    Heras buddy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a boss hit a cow that was in the road in a Yugo and he walked away. Car was dead and the cow went back to the pasture.

    #66

    My Favorite Bumper Sticker Of All Time

    My Favorite Bumper Sticker Of All Time

    booplethesnoot Report

    Joanne Hicks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best advice from a mother. It can be used in many situations.

    #67

    Bumper Sticker I Found Some Odd Years Back

    Bumper Sticker I Found Some Odd Years Back

    crystalsorrow Report

    #68

    This Bumper Sticker

    This Bumper Sticker

    bumper_crop Report

    Maisey Myles
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s all sh!ts and giggles until someone giggles and sh!ts

    #69

    It's Been 40 Minutes And I've Got Five Honks So Far

    It's Been 40 Minutes And I've Got Five Honks So Far

    fadibomstickers Report

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weird shadowing suggests this is photoshop. Or possibly a rigid magnetic mount sign and not a sticker.

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    #70

    A Very Solid Bumper Sticker

    A Very Solid Bumper Sticker

    SEOWizeGuy Report

    Sand Ers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never mind that one. How about the Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps?

    Barry Fruitman
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why we wear yarmulkes. So the space lasers know where not to shoot.

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    #71

    Guess We’re Doing Stickers On Trucks We Saw Today

    Guess We’re Doing Stickers On Trucks We Saw Today

    cornlip Report

    #72

    Would You Put A Bumper Sticker On A Bentley?

    Would You Put A Bumper Sticker On A Bentley?

    mlwsocks Report

    #73

    I Do Not Make The Rules, Okay?

    I Do Not Make The Rules, Okay?

    richmondbumper Report

    Angela C
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Real talk my old car was so rusted I literally could not wash it or it'd have basically disintegrated

    #74

    No, Like, I'm Actually Feral

    No, Like, I'm Actually Feral

    fadibomstickers Report

    Sand Ers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either the stickers were changed, or there’s 2 white CR-Vs out there from the same dealership, with stickers in the same place.

    #75

    This Bumper Sticker

    This Bumper Sticker

    Kennethbakersf Report

    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the concept of that sticker.

    #76

    This Sticker

    This Sticker

    lmull3 Report

    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sometimes exclaim:'Swear words!' This kind of humour is amazing.

    Marie BellaDonna
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of Steve Carell, in 'Anchorman', I think, "LOUD NOISES!"

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    #77

    If You’re Reading This, You’re Too Close

    If You’re Reading This, You’re Too Close

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    #78

    Live Your Life, Homie

    Live Your Life, Homie

    kyletoro Report

    #79

    Sleep Is Important

    Sleep Is Important

    aceable Report

    oblong mongoose (they/them)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONK

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The noise this person must endure must be unbearable.

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    #80

    "Let Me Merge" Bumper Sticker

    "Let Me Merge" Bumper Sticker

    PBJillyTime825 Report

    #81

    This Car Has A Bumper Sticker Of Itself Covered In Bumper Stickers

    This Car Has A Bumper Sticker Of Itself Covered In Bumper Stickers

    PassiveAnarchis Report

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get it?? I see it's a bumper sticker that is a picture of a car with bumper stickers. I don't get why it is supposed to be amusing or otherwise desirable.

    #82

    My Daughter’s Power-Wheel Got It’s First Bumper Sticker

    My Daughter’s Power-Wheel Got It’s First Bumper Sticker

    Ill-Fail-4240 Report

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jimmy Pesto sucks for two reasons, one, he's mean and two, the reason why he's no longer on the show.

    #83

    Amazing Bumper Sticker

    Amazing Bumper Sticker

    willishobbies Report

    Aunt Shorty
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, mine, too. I feel your pain, and your rapidly dwindling bank account.

    #84

    Neighbors Have A Good Sense Of Humor

    Neighbors Have A Good Sense Of Humor

    Linc1205 Report

    #85

    This Bumper Sticker I Passed Walking In My Neighborhood

    This Bumper Sticker I Passed Walking In My Neighborhood

    jumpstart02 Report

    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if anyone who works for BP understands the irony of censoring "d***s" in this context?

    #86

    If You Know, You Know

    If You Know, You Know

    fadibomstickers Report

    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best and the truest joke about this is that the Americans stick to their weird measurements bc of the ~aesthetics~. Miles sound more romantic than kilometres and I actually agree.

    Farnzy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard it was because long, long ago, they were shipping the weights to be used to convert us to metric and the ship sank so they're like "F**k it...never mind".

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    Probably Legal
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to quote the SNL video of the measurements, upvote if you would understand

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another fake one judging by the shadows. Who puts a sticker on in such a way that it leaves a large gap at one end? Also, a suspicious number of entries in this thread from cars sporting the "Planet Honda" dealership logo.

    Sand Ers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    3rd one on this car. Must be magnetic.

    Bored Sailor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No you can see the shadow on a couple of them including this one

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    #87

    Sorry Not Sorry

    Sorry Not Sorry

    mlwsocks Report

    Miracle Max
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The numbers are to the left of the letters, they cropped out half of the license plate.

    Barry Fruitman
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a 3-letter license plate?

    UnpopularPanda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a Saudi Arabian lic plate which consists of 3 letters and 1 to 4 numerals eg. د ل ع ٤٣٢١ E L D 4321

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    #88

    I Love This Bumper Sticker I Saw The Other Day

    I Love This Bumper Sticker I Saw The Other Day

    DutchDolt Report

    Heather Atwood
    Community Member
    1 year ago

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    Why would you drive if you are so anxious you need a bumper sticker....

    #89

    This Bumper Sticker About Flatulence And Despair

    This Bumper Sticker About Flatulence And Despair

    Ennyui Report

    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I fart the tears are not from sadness.

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    #90

    Best Bumper Sticker Ever

    Best Bumper Sticker Ever

    Danielle Herzog, Writer Report

    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I smile every time I see this, snd smile and nod in agreement.

    Sand Ers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn’t get it until the third time I looked at it. It’s a response to the “13.1” half marathon stickers in the same format.

    #91

    Best Bumper Sticker I've Seen In Awhile

    Best Bumper Sticker I've Seen In Awhile

    miskamagic Report

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know the difference between you and me, Bigfoot, it's that people have seen me.

    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody here, I would guess. Does that make you a Bigpanda?

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    Kelly Scott
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little green men are real; it's the Air Force that doesn't exist.

    #92

    Portland Has The Best Bumper Stickers

    Portland Has The Best Bumper Stickers

    WorkDish Report

    Antihaarbalsnoepje
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶🎵🎶 I've come home, I'm so cold, Let me in your window 🎵🎶

    any rei
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶🎵🎶 Ooh, it gets dark, it gets lonely On the other side from you 🎶🎵🎶

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    Dirk Daring
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody please translate the Wingdings.

    #93

    A Bumper Sticker Has Never Resonated With Me More

    A Bumper Sticker Has Never Resonated With Me More

    Albuyeh Report

    Angela C
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's stupid enough that kîll is censored but why is me censored?

    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was hit by a car and for six years now I've been cursing the driver for not killing me. It was so close, I could have stopped suffering. Screw that stupid driver.

    #95

    Did A Double-Take When I Saw This Bumper Sticker At My University

    Did A Double-Take When I Saw This Bumper Sticker At My University

    nearlyHERO Report

    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cobolst? What does that mean?

    #96

    That Is All

    That Is All

    frogmustardstickers Report

    #97

    Shrimple Plan

    Shrimple Plan

    richmondbumper Report

    Sand Ers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trans rights are human rights.

    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    1 year ago

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    The trans rights sticker is extremely awful considering the school shooter that was trans. The comments on one early article were full of enraged people bc they thought the author was honouring the killer's delusion by calling her a woman.

    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Context changes with time. It probably wasn't awful at the time they put it on their car. It's like the USA Jenga blocks being sold BOGOF. Picture was published on a 9/11 anniversary but it dated back to before 9/11.

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    #98

    Best Money I Have Ever Spent

    Best Money I Have Ever Spent

    thatonesarah Report

    #99

    I Want To Meet This Person

    I Want To Meet This Person

    reseturban Report

    Judy Reynolds
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the one about lowering your standards!!

    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm up voting you because I have lowered my standards. /s

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    #100

    Forever And Ever, Amen

    Forever And Ever, Amen

    richmondbumper Report

    #101

    Mallards And Other Things, Please Inquire

    Mallards And Other Things, Please Inquire

    richmondbumper Report

    #102

    Which One Is Your Favorite?

    Which One Is Your Favorite?

    bejeweledstickers Report

    Marie BellaDonna
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Top right oh my GAWD I need that SO bad, lmao!!

    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dyslexic lights that hypnotize.

    April Pickett
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like 'this little light of mine'. I panic when one of them comes on.

    #103

    Pardon My Faux Paws

    Pardon My Faux Paws

    bumper_crop Report

    any rei
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶🎵🎶The door that finally opens, with light flooding in, spilling out on the floor🎶🎵🎶

    #104

    Which Is Your Favorite?

    Which Is Your Favorite?

    bejeweledstickers Report

    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm only tailgating because I want a better view of that cuteness!

    #105

    The Cramps Are Real

    The Cramps Are Real

    frogmustardstickers Report

    #106

    And We’re Willing To Fight Anyone Who Disagrees

    And We’re Willing To Fight Anyone Who Disagrees

    shrugsquad Report

    #107

    This Bumper Sticker Combo I Saw This Morning Made Me Laugh

    This Bumper Sticker Combo I Saw This Morning Made Me Laugh

    jmaen72 Report

    Farnzy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meatloaf actually taught us that good girls go to heaven, but bad girls go everywhere

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor raccoon ☹️ I'd like to give the driver a hug 🤗

    #108

    “New Driver” Bumper Sticker

    “New Driver” Bumper Sticker

    fadibomstickers Report

    #109

    This Bumper Sticker Says The Owner Pooped Their Pants At A Public Library

    This Bumper Sticker Says The Owner Pooped Their Pants At A Public Library

    guiltyofnothing Report

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    #110

    Relatable

    Relatable

    richmondbumper Report

    #111

    Don't Try To Beep

    Don't Try To Beep

    bumper_crop Report

    FrankieHotpants
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My godmother had this as a full color framed poster in her house when I was a kid.

    #112

    Oops, All Fixed

    Oops, All Fixed

    bejeweledstickers Report

    Aleksandras Tvardauskas
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What amazes me the most that instead fixing the issue people go through the trouble of placing a sticker on it. I get that you might be too broke to fix it right away, but if you place a sticker on it, it doesn't look like you are planning to fix it anytime soon :)

    #113

    Best Bumper Sticker I've Seen

    Best Bumper Sticker I've Seen

    Souffleoswald Report

    #114

    A Car With Bumper Stickers

    A Car With Bumper Stickers

    saskatchewanchrome Report

    TheBoredestPanda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the license plate too! *Captain Obvious*

    #115

    I Keep Seeing This Bumper Sticker In Oregon

    I Keep Seeing This Bumper Sticker In Oregon

    tokingtogepi Report

    H.J. King
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The factory tour was short and sweet, but their store is fun.

    Tamara Mays
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the cheese but they can keep away from my a@#, weirdos.

    Farnzy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I gotta get me this sticker

    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    1 year ago

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    Why would anyone announce publicly on their own volition that they are stupid and gross? Ill never understand these people.

    #116

    Relatable

    Relatable

    danielle_blaisdell Report

    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hail seitan. (It's gluten deliciousness imo).

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...it tastes so good...but it's so bad for me...

    #117

    Ignore My Dirty Car... But Honestly, I Think It’s Fitting

    Ignore My Dirty Car... But Honestly, I Think It’s Fitting

    saturn1111 Report

    #118

    Would You Believe That We Had The Art For Big Natural Kitties For Months And Completely Forgot To Print It? Then It Turned Into One Of The Best Sellers At The Craft Spectacular Market

    Would You Believe That We Had The Art For Big Natural Kitties For Months And Completely Forgot To Print It? Then It Turned Into One Of The Best Sellers At The Craft Spectacular Market

    ctkrstudio Report

    #119

    Now I Want A Subaru

    Now I Want A Subaru

    habib.crafts Report

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    #120

    "Boy Mom"

    "Boy Mom"

    aasquared3 Report

    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always think this when a man says "Grow a pair" and I'm thinking "I already did, then pushed them and the child they were attached to out of my hoo-ha". Beat that!

    #122

    This Motivational Bumper Sticker About Grilled Cheese

    This Motivational Bumper Sticker About Grilled Cheese

    bigcat5591 Report

    #123

    Me Too

    Me Too

    sarahwaynecallies Report

    FoxEcoLimaIndiaCharlieIndiAlfa
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶 I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, dee da Lee dee da Lee, there they are standing in a row, bump, bump,bump, big ones, small ones, some are in between...🎶

    Amanda Young
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd never have to do this for Mufasa 😭😭😭😭😭

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    #124

    Classic

    Classic

    richmondbumper Report

    #125

    They’ll Never Go Out Of Style

    They’ll Never Go Out Of Style

    habib.crafts Report

    #126

    The Car In Front Of Me Had A Carl Wheezer Yu-Gi-Oh Bumper Sticker

    The Car In Front Of Me Had A Carl Wheezer Yu-Gi-Oh Bumper Sticker

    Hodgeysan Report

    #127

    My Dad Works In Dorchester And Sends Me The Best Pictures. Example A: This Bumper Sticker

    My Dad Works In Dorchester And Sends Me The Best Pictures. Example A: This Bumper Sticker

    mikpie_ Report

    FoxEcoLimaIndiaCharlieIndiAlfa
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm assuming Dorchester, MA, which is a section of Boston and this bumper sticker is very fitting.

    #128

    How Many Apple Stickers This Car Has?

    How Many Apple Stickers This Car Has?

    lostplanetari Report

    Sand Ers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That rogue has shot down a lot of MacBooks.

    adnap derob
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone was trying to count the stickers when they rear-ended them

    #129

    When People Don't Respect Your Bumper Sticker

    When People Don't Respect Your Bumper Sticker

    howradstudios Report

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    #130

    This Is The One

    This Is The One

    fadibomstickers Report

    adnap derob
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶I'm just a girl in the world. That's all that they'll let me be🎶

    #131

    These Bumper Stickers

    These Bumper Stickers

    yellopolitics Report

    #132

    If You Don't Back Off, I'm Launching This Soup Explosion Right At Your Windshield

    If You Don't Back Off, I'm Launching This Soup Explosion Right At Your Windshield

    frogmustardstickers2 Report

    Judy Reynolds
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That license plate is toadly cool!

    Marie BellaDonna
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interesting they censored the "We The Peehole" one here, but not in the other pic...

    #133

    This Person's Bumper Sticker

    This Person's Bumper Sticker

    ulethpsn Report

    rckblykitn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy that bought my old house drove a miata. The manliest, beefiest dude. He was a contractor and flipped the house. The work started a few weeks before I moved out, and I'd giggle every day this enormous dude pulled up in that tiny little goofy car.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pansexual and proud of it, apparently.

    #134

    This One Is For Children Of Divorce

    This One Is For Children Of Divorce

    fadibomstickers Report

    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a guy who told a therapist his parents got a divorce and she said, 'your parents got you a horse'.

    #135

    It Was Edward's Turn For A Sticker

    It Was Edward's Turn For A Sticker

    habib.crafts Report