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Have you ever caught yourself talking, but unaware of how your sentence will ultimately unfold? Or better yet, have you ever read something that you never thought could exist in just a single line? Well, you’re not the only one. The subreddit “Brand New Sentence” is a place that collects sentences “never before written, found in the wild.” It has more than 1.2 million members who share unique and never-before-written sets of words they found on the vast waters of the internet.

We’ve gathered some of the most mind-boggling and funny sentences from the subreddit to give you a taste of the linguistic marvels that await. From nonsensical yet strangely captivating phrases to clever wordplay and humorous remarks, scroll down to discover the boundless potential of human language and imagination.

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Unused York City

Unused York City

YaHolmes Report

#2

Putting A Swimming Cap Over A Fridge

Putting A Swimming Cap Over A Fridge

El_JefeDelChop Report

#3

Burn The 5g!

Burn The 5g!

Dominik_grodl Report

Sometimes we come across phrases that we never expected to hear or read. These words or word combinations can make us pause and ponder on them for a while. It’s fascinating to think that there are sentences that might have never been spoken before in the English language. Coming up with or coming across such instances feels a bit like discovering a new land.

#4

They’re Feeding You Lies

They’re Feeding You Lies

DameCagz Report

#5

Enormous Cloddhoppers,lest They Frighten The Villagers

Enormous Cloddhoppers,lest They Frighten The Villagers

VeryBadLlama Report

#6

Op’s Brain Is A Vegetable

Op’s Brain Is A Vegetable

redcommunists Report

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Social media can be a great source of amazing content if you know where to look for it, and the members of r/BrandNewSentence certainly do! Created in 2018, this community celebrates the idea of discovering unique sentences anytime, anywhere.

Brand New Sentence” is all about finding sentences that have never been seen before, so naturally reposts are not allowed. According to the moderators of the group, for a sentence to be posted on the subreddit, it must have “never been said before, or said few enough times to qualify as ‘almost new’”, be “not an idiom (or a translated idiom)” and “humorous or confusingly worded”.

#7

Up Shut Your A** Motherb**ch

Up Shut Your A** Motherb**ch

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#8

“Yours And Everyone Else’s Assassination Coordinates”

“Yours And Everyone Else’s Assassination Coordinates”

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#9

If Raisins Wanted Attention

If Raisins Wanted Attention

colorcodedbooks Report

The bounds of human creativity know no limits. From cleverly labeling cutlery as 'food weapons' to coming up with ‘moron support’, which means moral support but ‘stupid’, we constantly discover unusual expressions. And if that doesn't surprise you, consider this captivating caption: “Blind bisexual goose named Thomas who spent six years in a love triangle with two swans and helped raise 68 babies dies at the ripe old age of 40”. Have you encountered any phrases or expressions that you believe are truly one-of-a-kind?

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#10

Classic German

Classic German

SophieRachael95 Report

#11

The Children Yearn For The Mines

The Children Yearn For The Mines

T3AMCORNDOG Report

#12

“Peeled His Hairline Back Like A Banana”

“Peeled His Hairline Back Like A Banana”

secondhand_orgasm Report

This is not the first post featuring unique, non-repetitive, and creatively worded sentences. If you’re someone who likes to roam the uncharted realms of linguistic novelty, check out our previous articles with even more never-before-written gems by clicking here and here.

#13

How Does Failure Taste, Demon Box?

How Does Failure Taste, Demon Box?

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#14

Dinosaur Sauce

Dinosaur Sauce

mitchysuch Report

#15

Low Maintenance Bones

Low Maintenance Bones

MelissatheDuffy Report

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#16

It Was The Mouse’s Truffle

It Was The Mouse’s Truffle

heatherchristle Report

#17

Uhhhh What?

Uhhhh What?

SAFEahs Report

#18

Go To War Just To Come Home With Btsd

Go To War Just To Come Home With Btsd

Narktapus Report

#19

Bisexual Goose

Bisexual Goose

serpenthanded Report

#20

Moron Support

Moron Support

jzux Report

#21

Tiny Rat

Tiny Rat

AriaAber Report

#22

Orange Cat Behavior

Orange Cat Behavior

WimminsRea Report

#23

Gladis The Orca

Gladis The Orca

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#24

Make Better Choices… Scientists Want Them To Stop

Make Better Choices… Scientists Want Them To Stop

Advance_Tasty Report

#25

Ethos, Logos, Pathosed My Way Into A Date

Ethos, Logos, Pathosed My Way Into A Date

ishanG24 Report

#26

“… Like A Napoleon-Esque Leader Sitting Upon A Royal Bean Bag Chair”

“… Like A Napoleon-Esque Leader Sitting Upon A Royal Bean Bag Chair”

GooseKing-13_ Report

#27

This Is Real

This Is Real

bitandbang Report

#28

Mischievous? Quay? You’re Dead To Me

Mischievous? Quay? You’re Dead To Me

belltron303030 Report

#29

Just Me And My Fat Body Slipping Around Covered In Oil

Just Me And My Fat Body Slipping Around Covered In Oil

marat_zh Report

#30

I Guess He’s Right, I Too Wanna See Statues Of Perry The Platypus Outside Every Government Building…

I Guess He’s Right, I Too Wanna See Statues Of Perry The Platypus Outside Every Government Building…

VinMan17 Report

#31

*bees Found In Toilets Are Appropriately Perfumed

*bees Found In Toilets Are Appropriately Perfumed

SINxShiver Report

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Nona Wolf
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My team is getting ready to release some new software. I'm adding these to the EULA agreement

General Stukov
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The sims level vibes. You can no longer impregnate the grim reaper and it can no longer impregnate you. Thanks sims.

Babsevs
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a parent, I think I missed this tutorial in the parenting for dummies manual

Bloodyklaws
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*sneaks in spoon* “welcome to three mile island! The tour will begin shortly”

Angel Cade
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

¥ thoroughly enjoyed that. That's exactly what they look like indeed and bonus points for the DoubleSpaceShips.

Shane G
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"The plums in the refrigerator replenish faster." I got this reference, anyone else?

Strahd Ivarius
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How do I roll-back the patch? I need to be able to use a spoon in my nuclear reactor to stops time longer

Zhaneel Rashkae
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pretty sure that last one is a Dwarf Fortress note After all, it has things like "babies no longer start strapped with knives" 😂

fifi.x
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Many people! It's fun to see what little things have been added/changed to make our experience more enjoyable

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#32

“Entirely Too Many Cows”

“Entirely Too Many Cows”

HansCrotchfelt Report

#33

The Full Reproductive Cycle Of An Ipod Nano

The Full Reproductive Cycle Of An Ipod Nano

shOoObz Report

#34

The Bigfoot What Now

The Bigfoot What Now

_itzRob Report

#35

"A Life Raft In The Back Suddenly Exploded And Hit A Gay Flight Attendant In The Head"

"A Life Raft In The Back Suddenly Exploded And Hit A Gay Flight Attendant In The Head"

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#36

Well, Butter My Butt And Call Me A Biscuit

Well, Butter My Butt And Call Me A Biscuit

sudeepharya Report

#37

I Believe Math Became Meth

I Believe Math Became Meth

colorfulsoul_ Report

#38

A Man Who Claims His D*ck Is Good Enough To Turn A Lesbian Straight Must Logically Conclude That D*ck Good Enough To Turn Him Gay Exists

A Man Who Claims His D*ck Is Good Enough To Turn A Lesbian Straight Must Logically Conclude That D*ck Good Enough To Turn Him Gay Exists

Doffu0000 Report

#39

“Prolific Poo Garden”

“Prolific Poo Garden”

HeroinCrack Report

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#40

"Banana Is Such An Aggresive Fruit"

"Banana Is Such An Aggresive Fruit"

Background-Lunch698 Report

#41

Bahamian Hollering

Bahamian Hollering

jxq158158 Report

#42

Caramel Macchiato On The Rocks

Caramel Macchiato On The Rocks

krxzy_wxrlxck Report

#43

Good Going Now The Internet Is Haunted

Good Going Now The Internet Is Haunted

Thedepressionoftrees Report

#44

Corgi-Sized Meteor As Heavy As 4 Baby Elephants

Corgi-Sized Meteor As Heavy As 4 Baby Elephants

HELL-OAT Report

#45

Inventor Of What Is Commonly Known As Aggravated Assault

Inventor Of What Is Commonly Known As Aggravated Assault

reddit.com Report

#46

A Walking Mop That Looks Like It Wants To Eat Styrofoam Packing Peanuts

A Walking Mop That Looks Like It Wants To Eat Styrofoam Packing Peanuts

Meowface_the_cat Report

#47

Confess Your Sins To The Crime Skeleton

Confess Your Sins To The Crime Skeleton

Thedepressionoftrees Report

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#48

Vancouver's Infamous Knife-Wielding Crow Is Now A Father

Vancouver's Infamous Knife-Wielding Crow Is Now A Father

RansackedAlbatross Report

#49

Final Boss Cop In A Goth Prom Dress

Final Boss Cop In A Goth Prom Dress

BluntTruthGentleman Report

#50

Elder Norman's Formal Board Of Normal Mormon Moral Order

Elder Norman's Formal Board Of Normal Mormon Moral Order

Different_Captain717 Report

#51

One-Ply A** Lids

One-Ply A** Lids

olbigbear Report

#52

Vas Deferens

Vas Deferens

pedragono Report

#53

Did She Say Her Plant Was [unalived] In 9/11?

Did She Say Her Plant Was [unalived] In 9/11?

orchid_breeder Report

#54

“Blue Shell The 1%”

“Blue Shell The 1%”

Dengla1028 Report

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#55

Chase, Check This Man For Butt Worms!

Chase, Check This Man For Butt Worms!

__phlogiston__ Report

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#56

A Second Greta Has Hit Andrew Tate

A Second Greta Has Hit Andrew Tate

TheHunter234 Report

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#57

Eating Alone: A Story

Eating Alone: A Story

Not_the_banana Report

#58

Good News

Good News

KyronXLK Report

#59

Reject Humanity, Return To Oink

Reject Humanity, Return To Oink

InitialAge5179 Report

#60

Extendochicken Running At You Like A 2004 Jeep Wrangler

Extendochicken Running At You Like A 2004 Jeep Wrangler

cturtl808 Report

#61

"De-N*zi The Skeletons"

"De-N*zi The Skeletons"

bootybootybooty999 Report

#62

Seagull Surprise

Seagull Surprise

thirk_voluntary Report

#63

Babybel Cheese Wax Crab

Babybel Cheese Wax Crab

westoak51291 Report

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#64

You Can Financially Exploit And Scam Any Horse

You Can Financially Exploit And Scam Any Horse

ExactTrashOnly Report

#65

Detrimental Amount Of Mashed Potatoes

Detrimental Amount Of Mashed Potatoes

Jscott1986 Report

#66

Permanently Ratatouilled

Permanently Ratatouilled

T3AMCORNDOG Report

#67

Mafia Drops Ban On Homosexuality After Discovering Mob Boss’ Son Is A Fabulous Drag Queen

Mafia Drops Ban On Homosexuality After Discovering Mob Boss’ Son Is A Fabulous Drag Queen

TostiWee Report

#68

Leopard Gecko

Leopard Gecko

Coolist_Beans Report

#69

Lease A Falcon!

Lease A Falcon!

deathlobster137 Report

#70

Inappropriate Sexual Tension Between Bees And Humans In His Children's Film

Inappropriate Sexual Tension Between Bees And Humans In His Children's Film

ThePopTingz Report

#71

You Barely Sentient Lettuce Heads

You Barely Sentient Lettuce Heads

DracoDruid Report

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#72

It's Gonna Have Hotdogs And Optometrists

It's Gonna Have Hotdogs And Optometrists

Thedepressionoftrees Report

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#73

Well Don’t Come Crying To Me When Your Wean Gets Eaten By The F**king Kitchen Sink

Well Don’t Come Crying To Me When Your Wean Gets Eaten By The F**king Kitchen Sink

Accomplished_Yam_551 Report

#74

F*ck You, Dream Alton Brown

F*ck You, Dream Alton Brown

Psycho3333 Report

#75

I Mean…he Has A Point?

I Mean…he Has A Point?

shoopyq Report

#76

American Harry Potter

American Harry Potter

ThisIsMyPassword100 Report

#77

I’m A Huge Fan Of Your Eggs

I’m A Huge Fan Of Your Eggs

LWYPLTDG Report

#78

She’s The Reverse Indiana Jones

She’s The Reverse Indiana Jones

carterhambley Report

#79

I Am Praying Men Get Basic Anatomy Lessons

I Am Praying Men Get Basic Anatomy Lessons

Polarion Report

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#80

Twitter Is Undefeated

Twitter Is Undefeated

Blue-_-Jay Report

#81

“You Look Like Pete Davidson If He Drank Water”

“You Look Like Pete Davidson If He Drank Water”

diveonfire Report

#82

Just Get ‘Em Real Big

Just Get ‘Em Real Big

Polarion Report

#83

Posses The Devil's Mischief

Posses The Devil's Mischief

Qwertyuiop3773 Report

#84

I Know A Reindeer When I See One

I Know A Reindeer When I See One

Bellpop Report

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#85

Looney Tunes Sex

Looney Tunes Sex

superMaster069 Report

#86

I Got Benjamin Button Disease

I Got Benjamin Button Disease

pissboymcgee Report

#87

Please Refrain From Sexualizing My Goldfish

Please Refrain From Sexualizing My Goldfish

Cheeselord582 Report

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#88

Solar Powered Humans

Solar Powered Humans

DemonicTheGamer Report

#89

22 Year Old Grandma

22 Year Old Grandma

akmillions Report

#90

Meat Lab

Meat Lab

johnseri451 Report

#91

“Sick Fursuit, Jeezy Boy”

“Sick Fursuit, Jeezy Boy”

Modernemsasa16 Report

#92

Please Welcome 'Hp Officejet Pro 6978 Wirelesss All In One Instant Ink Ready Printer' To The Family!

Please Welcome 'Hp Officejet Pro 6978 Wirelesss All In One Instant Ink Ready Printer' To The Family!

Thedepressionoftrees Report

#93

One Of A Kind Occurrence

One Of A Kind Occurrence

XoomBF Report

#94

Don’t Y’all Hate When This Happens

Don’t Y’all Hate When This Happens

didironomy Report

#95

Well Alright Then

Well Alright Then

ReverseFlash_94 Report

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#96

"Talk On The Phone Pants"

"Talk On The Phone Pants"

ajb177 Report

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#97

I Mean He's Not Wrong

I Mean He's Not Wrong

DontDrinkAcetone Report

#98

Did The Tales Of Falling Meatballs Not Weigh On Thine Conscience?

Did The Tales Of Falling Meatballs Not Weigh On Thine Conscience?

AtlasHatch Report

#99

Climate Change Fight Should Be Sexy And Fun

Climate Change Fight Should Be Sexy And Fun

taanukichi Report

#100

Teachers Seize Disco Equipment From 12-Year-Old Boy Who Hosted A Rave In School Toilets

Teachers Seize Disco Equipment From 12-Year-Old Boy Who Hosted A Rave In School Toilets

butthenhor Report

#101

Goth Money

Goth Money

P131NYRFC3 Report

#102

It Just Keeps Going

It Just Keeps Going

Justgowithbri Report

#103

Honestly Kind Of Impressive

Honestly Kind Of Impressive

LinkthePikachu Report

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#104

Step Stool To See The Whole State

Step Stool To See The Whole State

MakeMeTea Report

#105

A Good Old Fashioned Brick Fight

A Good Old Fashioned Brick Fight

kevinowdziej Report

#106

Cuckolded By A Bee

Cuckolded By A Bee

Jhowqs Report

#107

“Romantic Karl Marx Anime Targets New Generation Of Chinese Communists”

“Romantic Karl Marx Anime Targets New Generation Of Chinese Communists”

mineria_bc_mx Report

#108

Interesting Observation

Interesting Observation

AccurateHupa82 Report

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#109

American Maid Cafes

American Maid Cafes

Fl333r Report

#110

…but That’s Just Me Being A Crunch Wrap

…but That’s Just Me Being A Crunch Wrap

BoMaxKent Report

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#111

Tiddy Of The Gator

Tiddy Of The Gator

North_Inflation1710 Report

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#112

Retractable Teeth

Retractable Teeth

meme-r Report

#113

How Biblical

How Biblical

PromptlyClear Report

#114

Twitter Never Disappoints

Twitter Never Disappoints

__adrenaline__ Report

#115

They Do Be Toddling

They Do Be Toddling

kevinowdziej Report

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#116

Switching To Gender Evil

Switching To Gender Evil

Different_Captain717 Report

#117

“It’s A’me Mario I Want To F*ck A’luigi”

“It’s A’me Mario I Want To F*ck A’luigi”

JJ2478 Report

#118

Double Standards These Days, Smh

Double Standards These Days, Smh

ExpertAccident Report

#119

Sadness In His Eyes

Sadness In His Eyes

youlooksocooI Report

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#120

No Pizza, No D

No Pizza, No D

cynHaha Report

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#121

Children Of The Bourne

Children Of The Bourne

kevinowdziej Report

#122

Sl*t Shaming People For Not Churning Their Own Butter

Sl*t Shaming People For Not Churning Their Own Butter

Thedepressionoftrees Report

#123

“You’re Going To Want To F**k Her, It’s Anecdotal”

“You’re Going To Want To F**k Her, It’s Anecdotal”

youngdeathent0 Report

#124

I'll Swallow Coins

I'll Swallow Coins

Thedepressionoftrees Report

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#125

If I Was A Sassy Little Twink

If I Was A Sassy Little Twink

Different_Captain717 Report

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#126

Modified Obama

Modified Obama

ship_f*cker_69 Report

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#127

The Entire Headline

The Entire Headline

Ok-Yard7788 Report

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#128

Just Trying To Be Polite?

Just Trying To Be Polite?

RockyCasino Report

#129

What Even

What Even

19Cula87 Report

#130

Hello Everyone My Name Is-

Hello Everyone My Name Is-

JazzyAngelFlower Report

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#131

I'm Going To Use Horny Bags Of Meat In General Conversation From Now On

I'm Going To Use Horny Bags Of Meat In General Conversation From Now On

Catlenfell Report

#132

There Was A Window Of Time Where A Samurai Could Have Faxed Abraham Lincoln

There Was A Window Of Time Where A Samurai Could Have Faxed Abraham Lincoln

nguyen_thanhson Report

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#133

"Comment So Stupid It Made A Mfs Porn Alt Account Reply"

"Comment So Stupid It Made A Mfs Porn Alt Account Reply"

BpRue Report

#134

On A Side Note Is The Hotdog A Hebrew National?

On A Side Note Is The Hotdog A Hebrew National?

MyNameGifOreilly Report

#135

Most Unwise

Most Unwise

crazyinsanepenguin Report

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#136

On The Last Day I’d Drown Them Because Then You Didn’t Have To Pay Them

On The Last Day I’d Drown Them Because Then You Didn’t Have To Pay Them

shadowcorp Report

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#137

Totk Doesn't Make You Build A Huge D*ck That Shoots Fire

Totk Doesn't Make You Build A Huge D*ck That Shoots Fire

kevinowdziej Report

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#138

That’s The Only Thing I’d Talk About At Thanksgiving Dinner

That’s The Only Thing I’d Talk About At Thanksgiving Dinner

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