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This Online Group Celebrates Sentences That Probably No One Has Ever Thought Of Before, Here Are 35 Of The Best (New Pics)
Have you ever caught yourself talking, but unaware of how your sentence will ultimately unfold? Or better yet, have you ever read something that you never thought could exist in just a single line? Well, you’re not the only one. The subreddit “Brand New Sentence” is a place that collects sentences “never before written, found in the wild.” It has more than 1.2 million members who share unique and never-before-written sets of words they found on the vast waters of the internet.
We’ve gathered some of the most mind-boggling and funny sentences from the subreddit to give you a taste of the linguistic marvels that await. From nonsensical yet strangely captivating phrases to clever wordplay and humorous remarks, scroll down to discover the boundless potential of human language and imagination.
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#1
Unused York City
#2
Putting A Swimming Cap Over A Fridge
#3
Burn The 5g!
Sometimes we come across phrases that we never expected to hear or read. These words or word combinations can make us pause and ponder on them for a while. It’s fascinating to think that there are sentences that might have never been spoken before in the English language. Coming up with or coming across such instances feels a bit like discovering a new land.
#4
They’re Feeding You Lies
#5
Enormous Cloddhoppers,lest They Frighten The Villagers
#6
Op’s Brain Is A Vegetable
HelluvaHedgehogAlien 1 year ago
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Cabbage are great. Kirsti is idiotic.
Social media can be a great source of amazing content if you know where to look for it, and the members of r/BrandNewSentence certainly do! Created in 2018, this community celebrates the idea of discovering unique sentences anytime, anywhere.
“Brand New Sentence” is all about finding sentences that have never been seen before, so naturally reposts are not allowed. According to the moderators of the group, for a sentence to be posted on the subreddit, it must have “never been said before, or said few enough times to qualify as ‘almost new’”, be “not an idiom (or a translated idiom)” and “humorous or confusingly worded”.
#7
Up Shut Your A** Motherb**ch
#8
“Yours And Everyone Else’s Assassination Coordinates”
VikingAbroad 1 year ago
And then you used something so important under the wobbly leg of the table...
#9
If Raisins Wanted Attention
KnightOwl 1 year ago
I always prefer to sit with the kids! My 5 neices and 11 nephews are some truly wild, funny, interesting and intelligent little people and I love spending time with them. Eg; I have a 5yr old niece who is obsessed with animals (especially bugs) and is full of interesting facts about them, she also loves magic tricks and playing pranks on people. Her 4yr old brother is princess crazy and loves to wear dresses, he is the most sarcastic kid ever, has the craziest expressions and treats all adults like they're idiots because they don't understand his logic (yesterday I was an idiot because I didn't know that his insistence that he only wanted to eat 'no 4' meant that he wanted French toast? Figured out that no5 meant lollypops though.) I'd rather spend my time with some cool little people than talking about boring subjects or stupid gossip, that I don't care about, with a bunch of dull adults!
The bounds of human creativity know no limits. From cleverly labeling cutlery as 'food weapons' to coming up with ‘moron support’, which means moral support but ‘stupid’, we constantly discover unusual expressions. And if that doesn't surprise you, consider this captivating caption: “Blind bisexual goose named Thomas who spent six years in a love triangle with two swans and helped raise 68 babies dies at the ripe old age of 40”. Have you encountered any phrases or expressions that you believe are truly one-of-a-kind?
#11
The Children Yearn For The Mines
#12
“Peeled His Hairline Back Like A Banana”
This is not the first post featuring unique, non-repetitive, and creatively worded sentences. If you’re someone who likes to roam the uncharted realms of linguistic novelty, check out our previous articles with even more never-before-written gems by clicking here and here.
#13
How Does Failure Taste, Demon Box?
#15
Low Maintenance Bones
#16
It Was The Mouse’s Truffle
#17
Uhhhh What?
#18
Go To War Just To Come Home With Btsd
#19
Bisexual Goose
#21
Tiny Rat
mysterious(all pronouns) 1 year ago
"Chaotic Eating", where the only food you eat is half a frozen pizza and 2 jumbo marshmallows.
#22
Orange Cat Behavior
#23
Gladis The Orca
#24
Make Better Choices… Scientists Want Them To Stop
#25
Ethos, Logos, Pathosed My Way Into A Date
Tabby_Sohee 1 year ago
Hell yeah! Even I would totally go for someone who hit me up like that, ethos pathos logos your way to romance homeslice ✨
#26
“… Like A Napoleon-Esque Leader Sitting Upon A Royal Bean Bag Chair”
Tabby_Sohee 1 year ago
It’s a valid question tho lol where DO you guys put it? Is it just hidden in the folds of ur pants or smth so you can’t see from outside?
#27
This Is Real
#28
Mischievous? Quay? You’re Dead To Me
#29
Just Me And My Fat Body Slipping Around Covered In Oil
#30
I Guess He’s Right, I Too Wanna See Statues Of Perry The Platypus Outside Every Government Building…
JoyfulZebra 1 year ago
"A platypus statue?" *puts hat on statue* "A Perry the Platypus statue?!"
#31
*bees Found In Toilets Are Appropriately Perfumed
#32
“Entirely Too Many Cows”
#33
The Full Reproductive Cycle Of An Ipod Nano
#34
The Bigfoot What Now
![Did She Say Her Plant Was [unalived] In 9/11?](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/6488702e58d7f_3ny9eullr63b1__700.jpg "Did She Say Her Plant Was [unalived] In 9/11?")
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What do you think ?
Jess-a-men 1 year ago
"Thor is the lovechild of Professor McGonagall and France". Said by me several years ago to my friend while we were waiting for the train.
dar Rah 1 year ago
Did you have a thought or did you just string some words together?
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Fry Me A Liver 1 year ago
Ever a fan of Stephen Fry's “hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers,” I was not disappointed by this thread.
Jess-a-men 1 year ago
"Thor is the lovechild of Professor McGonagall and France". Said by me several years ago to my friend while we were waiting for the train.
dar Rah 1 year ago
Did you have a thought or did you just string some words together?
Load More Replies... Fry Me A Liver 1 year ago
Ever a fan of Stephen Fry's “hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers,” I was not disappointed by this thread.
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