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Have you ever caught yourself talking, but unaware of how your sentence will ultimately unfold? Or better yet, have you ever read something that you never thought could exist in just a single line? Well, you’re not the only one. The subreddit “Brand New Sentence” is a place that collects sentences “never before written, found in the wild.” It has more than 1.2 million members who share unique and never-before-written sets of words they found on the vast waters of the internet.

We’ve gathered some of the most mind-boggling and funny sentences from the subreddit to give you a taste of the linguistic marvels that await. From nonsensical yet strangely captivating phrases to clever wordplay and humorous remarks, scroll down to discover the boundless potential of human language and imagination.

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Unused York City

Unused York City

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    Putting A Swimming Cap Over A Fridge

    Putting A Swimming Cap Over A Fridge

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    #3

    Burn The 5g!

    Burn The 5g!

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    Sometimes we come across phrases that we never expected to hear or read. These words or word combinations can make us pause and ponder on them for a while. It’s fascinating to think that there are sentences that might have never been spoken before in the English language. Coming up with or coming across such instances feels a bit like discovering a new land.

    #4

    They’re Feeding You Lies

    They’re Feeding You Lies

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    #5

    Enormous Cloddhoppers,lest They Frighten The Villagers

    Enormous Cloddhoppers,lest They Frighten The Villagers

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    #6

    Op’s Brain Is A Vegetable

    Op’s Brain Is A Vegetable

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    Social media can be a great source of amazing content if you know where to look for it, and the members of r/BrandNewSentence certainly do! Created in 2018, this community celebrates the idea of discovering unique sentences anytime, anywhere.

    Brand New Sentence” is all about finding sentences that have never been seen before, so naturally reposts are not allowed. According to the moderators of the group, for a sentence to be posted on the subreddit, it must have “never been said before, or said few enough times to qualify as ‘almost new’”, be “not an idiom (or a translated idiom)” and “humorous or confusingly worded”.

    #7

    Up Shut Your A** Motherb**ch

    Up Shut Your A** Motherb**ch

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    #8

    “Yours And Everyone Else’s Assassination Coordinates”

    “Yours And Everyone Else’s Assassination Coordinates”

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    #9

    If Raisins Wanted Attention

    If Raisins Wanted Attention

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    The bounds of human creativity know no limits. From cleverly labeling cutlery as 'food weapons' to coming up with ‘moron support’, which means moral support but ‘stupid’, we constantly discover unusual expressions. And if that doesn't surprise you, consider this captivating caption: “Blind bisexual goose named Thomas who spent six years in a love triangle with two swans and helped raise 68 babies dies at the ripe old age of 40”. Have you encountered any phrases or expressions that you believe are truly one-of-a-kind?

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    #10

    Classic German

    Classic German

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    #11

    The Children Yearn For The Mines

    The Children Yearn For The Mines

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    #12

    “Peeled His Hairline Back Like A Banana”

    “Peeled His Hairline Back Like A Banana”

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    This is not the first post featuring unique, non-repetitive, and creatively worded sentences. If you’re someone who likes to roam the uncharted realms of linguistic novelty, check out our previous articles with even more never-before-written gems by clicking here and here.

    #13

    How Does Failure Taste, Demon Box?

    How Does Failure Taste, Demon Box?

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    #14

    Dinosaur Sauce

    Dinosaur Sauce

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    #15

    Low Maintenance Bones

    Low Maintenance Bones

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    #16

    It Was The Mouse’s Truffle

    It Was The Mouse’s Truffle

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    #17

    Uhhhh What?

    Uhhhh What?

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    #18

    Go To War Just To Come Home With Btsd

    Go To War Just To Come Home With Btsd

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    #19

    Bisexual Goose

    Bisexual Goose

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    #20

    Moron Support

    Moron Support

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    #21

    Tiny Rat

    Tiny Rat

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    #22

    Orange Cat Behavior

    Orange Cat Behavior

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    #23

    Gladis The Orca

    Gladis The Orca

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    #24

    Make Better Choices… Scientists Want Them To Stop

    Make Better Choices… Scientists Want Them To Stop

    Advance_Tasty Report

    #25

    Ethos, Logos, Pathosed My Way Into A Date

    Ethos, Logos, Pathosed My Way Into A Date

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    #26

    “… Like A Napoleon-Esque Leader Sitting Upon A Royal Bean Bag Chair”

    “… Like A Napoleon-Esque Leader Sitting Upon A Royal Bean Bag Chair”

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    #27

    This Is Real

    This Is Real

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    #28

    Mischievous? Quay? You’re Dead To Me

    Mischievous? Quay? You’re Dead To Me

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    #29

    Just Me And My Fat Body Slipping Around Covered In Oil

    Just Me And My Fat Body Slipping Around Covered In Oil

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    #30

    I Guess He’s Right, I Too Wanna See Statues Of Perry The Platypus Outside Every Government Building…

    I Guess He’s Right, I Too Wanna See Statues Of Perry The Platypus Outside Every Government Building…

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    #31

    *bees Found In Toilets Are Appropriately Perfumed

    *bees Found In Toilets Are Appropriately Perfumed

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    #32

    “Entirely Too Many Cows”

    “Entirely Too Many Cows”

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    #33

    The Full Reproductive Cycle Of An Ipod Nano

    The Full Reproductive Cycle Of An Ipod Nano

    shOoObz Report

    #34

    The Bigfoot What Now

    The Bigfoot What Now

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    #35

    "A Life Raft In The Back Suddenly Exploded And Hit A Gay Flight Attendant In The Head"

    "A Life Raft In The Back Suddenly Exploded And Hit A Gay Flight Attendant In The Head"

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    #36

    Well, Butter My Butt And Call Me A Biscuit

    Well, Butter My Butt And Call Me A Biscuit

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    #37

    I Believe Math Became Meth

    I Believe Math Became Meth

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    #38

    A Man Who Claims His D*ck Is Good Enough To Turn A Lesbian Straight Must Logically Conclude That D*ck Good Enough To Turn Him Gay Exists

    A Man Who Claims His D*ck Is Good Enough To Turn A Lesbian Straight Must Logically Conclude That D*ck Good Enough To Turn Him Gay Exists

    Doffu0000 Report

    #39

    “Prolific Poo Garden”

    “Prolific Poo Garden”

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    #40

    "Banana Is Such An Aggresive Fruit"

    "Banana Is Such An Aggresive Fruit"

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    #41

    Bahamian Hollering

    Bahamian Hollering

    jxq158158 Report

    #42

    Caramel Macchiato On The Rocks

    Caramel Macchiato On The Rocks

    krxzy_wxrlxck Report

    #43

    Good Going Now The Internet Is Haunted

    Good Going Now The Internet Is Haunted

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    #44

    Corgi-Sized Meteor As Heavy As 4 Baby Elephants

    Corgi-Sized Meteor As Heavy As 4 Baby Elephants

    HELL-OAT Report

    #45

    Inventor Of What Is Commonly Known As Aggravated Assault

    Inventor Of What Is Commonly Known As Aggravated Assault

    reddit.com Report

    #46

    A Walking Mop That Looks Like It Wants To Eat Styrofoam Packing Peanuts

    A Walking Mop That Looks Like It Wants To Eat Styrofoam Packing Peanuts

    Meowface_the_cat Report

    #47

    Confess Your Sins To The Crime Skeleton

    Confess Your Sins To The Crime Skeleton

    Thedepressionoftrees Report

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    #48

    Vancouver's Infamous Knife-Wielding Crow Is Now A Father

    Vancouver's Infamous Knife-Wielding Crow Is Now A Father

    RansackedAlbatross Report

    #49

    Final Boss Cop In A Goth Prom Dress

    Final Boss Cop In A Goth Prom Dress

    BluntTruthGentleman Report

    #50

    Elder Norman's Formal Board Of Normal Mormon Moral Order

    Elder Norman's Formal Board Of Normal Mormon Moral Order

    Different_Captain717 Report

    #51

    One-Ply A** Lids

    One-Ply A** Lids

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    #52

    Vas Deferens

    Vas Deferens

    pedragono Report

    #53

    Did She Say Her Plant Was [unalived] In 9/11?

    Did She Say Her Plant Was [unalived] In 9/11?

    orchid_breeder Report

    #54

    “Blue Shell The 1%”

    “Blue Shell The 1%”

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    #55

    Chase, Check This Man For Butt Worms!

    Chase, Check This Man For Butt Worms!

    __phlogiston__ Report

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    #56

    A Second Greta Has Hit Andrew Tate

    A Second Greta Has Hit Andrew Tate

    TheHunter234 Report

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    #57

    Eating Alone: A Story

    Eating Alone: A Story

    Not_the_banana Report

    #58

    Good News

    Good News

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    #59

    Reject Humanity, Return To Oink

    Reject Humanity, Return To Oink

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    #60

    Extendochicken Running At You Like A 2004 Jeep Wrangler

    Extendochicken Running At You Like A 2004 Jeep Wrangler

    cturtl808 Report

    #61

    "De-N*zi The Skeletons"

    "De-N*zi The Skeletons"

    bootybootybooty999 Report

    #62

    Seagull Surprise

    Seagull Surprise

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    #63

    Babybel Cheese Wax Crab

    Babybel Cheese Wax Crab

    westoak51291 Report

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    #64

    You Can Financially Exploit And Scam Any Horse

    You Can Financially Exploit And Scam Any Horse

    ExactTrashOnly Report

    #65

    Detrimental Amount Of Mashed Potatoes

    Detrimental Amount Of Mashed Potatoes

    Jscott1986 Report

    #66

    Permanently Ratatouilled

    Permanently Ratatouilled

    T3AMCORNDOG Report

    #67

    Mafia Drops Ban On Homosexuality After Discovering Mob Boss’ Son Is A Fabulous Drag Queen

    Mafia Drops Ban On Homosexuality After Discovering Mob Boss’ Son Is A Fabulous Drag Queen

    TostiWee Report

    #68

    Leopard Gecko

    Leopard Gecko

    Coolist_Beans Report

    #69

    Lease A Falcon!

    Lease A Falcon!

    deathlobster137 Report

    #70

    Inappropriate Sexual Tension Between Bees And Humans In His Children's Film

    Inappropriate Sexual Tension Between Bees And Humans In His Children's Film

    ThePopTingz Report

    #71

    You Barely Sentient Lettuce Heads

    You Barely Sentient Lettuce Heads

    DracoDruid Report

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    #72

    It's Gonna Have Hotdogs And Optometrists

    It's Gonna Have Hotdogs And Optometrists

    Thedepressionoftrees Report

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    #73

    Well Don’t Come Crying To Me When Your Wean Gets Eaten By The F**king Kitchen Sink

    Well Don’t Come Crying To Me When Your Wean Gets Eaten By The F**king Kitchen Sink

    Accomplished_Yam_551 Report

    #74

    F*ck You, Dream Alton Brown

    F*ck You, Dream Alton Brown

    Psycho3333 Report

    #75

    I Mean…he Has A Point?

    I Mean…he Has A Point?

    shoopyq Report

    #76

    American Harry Potter

    American Harry Potter

    ThisIsMyPassword100 Report

    #77

    I’m A Huge Fan Of Your Eggs

    I’m A Huge Fan Of Your Eggs

    LWYPLTDG Report

    #78

    She’s The Reverse Indiana Jones

    She’s The Reverse Indiana Jones

    carterhambley Report

    #79

    I Am Praying Men Get Basic Anatomy Lessons

    I Am Praying Men Get Basic Anatomy Lessons

    Polarion Report

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    #80

    Twitter Is Undefeated

    Twitter Is Undefeated

    Blue-_-Jay Report

    #81

    “You Look Like Pete Davidson If He Drank Water”

    “You Look Like Pete Davidson If He Drank Water”

    diveonfire Report

    #82

    Just Get ‘Em Real Big

    Just Get ‘Em Real Big

    Polarion Report

    #83

    Posses The Devil's Mischief

    Posses The Devil's Mischief

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    #84

    I Know A Reindeer When I See One

    I Know A Reindeer When I See One

    Bellpop Report

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    #85

    Looney Tunes Sex

    Looney Tunes Sex

    superMaster069 Report

    #86

    I Got Benjamin Button Disease

    I Got Benjamin Button Disease

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    #87

    Please Refrain From Sexualizing My Goldfish

    Please Refrain From Sexualizing My Goldfish

    Cheeselord582 Report

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    #88

    Solar Powered Humans

    Solar Powered Humans

    DemonicTheGamer Report

    #89

    22 Year Old Grandma

    22 Year Old Grandma

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    #90

    Meat Lab

    Meat Lab

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    #91

    “Sick Fursuit, Jeezy Boy”

    “Sick Fursuit, Jeezy Boy”

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    #92

    Please Welcome 'Hp Officejet Pro 6978 Wirelesss All In One Instant Ink Ready Printer' To The Family!

    Please Welcome 'Hp Officejet Pro 6978 Wirelesss All In One Instant Ink Ready Printer' To The Family!

    Thedepressionoftrees Report

    #93

    One Of A Kind Occurrence

    One Of A Kind Occurrence

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    #94

    Don’t Y’all Hate When This Happens

    Don’t Y’all Hate When This Happens

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    #95

    Well Alright Then

    Well Alright Then

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    #96

    "Talk On The Phone Pants"

    "Talk On The Phone Pants"

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    #97

    I Mean He's Not Wrong

    I Mean He's Not Wrong

    DontDrinkAcetone Report

    #98

    Did The Tales Of Falling Meatballs Not Weigh On Thine Conscience?

    Did The Tales Of Falling Meatballs Not Weigh On Thine Conscience?

    AtlasHatch Report

    #99

    Climate Change Fight Should Be Sexy And Fun

    Climate Change Fight Should Be Sexy And Fun

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    #100

    Teachers Seize Disco Equipment From 12-Year-Old Boy Who Hosted A Rave In School Toilets

    Teachers Seize Disco Equipment From 12-Year-Old Boy Who Hosted A Rave In School Toilets

    butthenhor Report

    #101

    Goth Money

    Goth Money

    P131NYRFC3 Report

    #102

    It Just Keeps Going

    It Just Keeps Going

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    #103

    Honestly Kind Of Impressive

    Honestly Kind Of Impressive

    LinkthePikachu Report

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    #104

    Step Stool To See The Whole State

    Step Stool To See The Whole State

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    #105

    A Good Old Fashioned Brick Fight

    A Good Old Fashioned Brick Fight

    kevinowdziej Report

    #106

    Cuckolded By A Bee

    Cuckolded By A Bee

    Jhowqs Report

    #107

    “Romantic Karl Marx Anime Targets New Generation Of Chinese Communists”

    “Romantic Karl Marx Anime Targets New Generation Of Chinese Communists”

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    #108

    Interesting Observation

    Interesting Observation

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    #109

    American Maid Cafes

    American Maid Cafes

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    #110

    …but That’s Just Me Being A Crunch Wrap

    …but That’s Just Me Being A Crunch Wrap

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    #111

    Tiddy Of The Gator

    Tiddy Of The Gator

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    #112

    Retractable Teeth

    Retractable Teeth

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    #113

    How Biblical

    How Biblical

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    #114

    Twitter Never Disappoints

    Twitter Never Disappoints

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    #115

    They Do Be Toddling

    They Do Be Toddling

    kevinowdziej Report

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    #116

    Switching To Gender Evil

    Switching To Gender Evil

    Different_Captain717 Report

    #117

    “It’s A’me Mario I Want To F*ck A’luigi”

    “It’s A’me Mario I Want To F*ck A’luigi”

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    #118

    Double Standards These Days, Smh

    Double Standards These Days, Smh

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    #119

    Sadness In His Eyes

    Sadness In His Eyes

    youlooksocooI Report

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    #120

    No Pizza, No D

    No Pizza, No D

    cynHaha Report

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    #121

    Children Of The Bourne

    Children Of The Bourne

    kevinowdziej Report

    #122

    Sl*t Shaming People For Not Churning Their Own Butter

    Sl*t Shaming People For Not Churning Their Own Butter

    Thedepressionoftrees Report

    #123

    “You’re Going To Want To F**k Her, It’s Anecdotal”

    “You’re Going To Want To F**k Her, It’s Anecdotal”

    youngdeathent0 Report

    #124

    I'll Swallow Coins

    I'll Swallow Coins

    Thedepressionoftrees Report

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    #125

    If I Was A Sassy Little Twink

    If I Was A Sassy Little Twink

    Different_Captain717 Report

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    #126

    Modified Obama

    Modified Obama

    ship_f*cker_69 Report

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    #127

    The Entire Headline

    The Entire Headline

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    #128

    Just Trying To Be Polite?

    Just Trying To Be Polite?

    RockyCasino Report

    #129

    What Even

    What Even

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    #130

    Hello Everyone My Name Is-

    Hello Everyone My Name Is-

    JazzyAngelFlower Report

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    #131

    I'm Going To Use Horny Bags Of Meat In General Conversation From Now On

    I'm Going To Use Horny Bags Of Meat In General Conversation From Now On

    Catlenfell Report

    #132

    There Was A Window Of Time Where A Samurai Could Have Faxed Abraham Lincoln

    There Was A Window Of Time Where A Samurai Could Have Faxed Abraham Lincoln

    nguyen_thanhson Report

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    #133

    "Comment So Stupid It Made A Mfs Porn Alt Account Reply"

    "Comment So Stupid It Made A Mfs Porn Alt Account Reply"

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    #134

    On A Side Note Is The Hotdog A Hebrew National?

    On A Side Note Is The Hotdog A Hebrew National?

    MyNameGifOreilly Report

    #135

    Most Unwise

    Most Unwise

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    #136

    On The Last Day I’d Drown Them Because Then You Didn’t Have To Pay Them

    On The Last Day I’d Drown Them Because Then You Didn’t Have To Pay Them

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    #137

    Totk Doesn't Make You Build A Huge D*ck That Shoots Fire

    Totk Doesn't Make You Build A Huge D*ck That Shoots Fire

    kevinowdziej Report

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    #138

    That’s The Only Thing I’d Talk About At Thanksgiving Dinner

    That’s The Only Thing I’d Talk About At Thanksgiving Dinner

    _napoleons_baguette Report