and owl do it again

As long as he doesn't upload them to the Internet while you're downloading.

Witch and apprentice :)

Those patient eyes on the dog, tho.

Ah yes, the crow and the bald eagle - the odd couple of the bird world. It's a classic case of a small bird with big dreams, hitching a ride on the shoulders of a bald eagle, the ultimate symbol of freedom and majesty. I suppose it just goes to show that no matter how different we may seem on the surface, we can all find common ground when we're in it together. Or maybe that crow is just trying to save his energy for the next heist.

I'm fairly certain that was done by an African swallow.

I was here first - you little sh*t ! move ! I said, move.. !

Well, it's no surprise that birds are breaking the rules. After all, they've been flying under the radar for far too long. But shaming them on the internet? Nah... That's just fowl play!

Uh... Doesn't the little guy have wings?

This is all quacked up.

I'm embarrassed at how long that took me to see. Tbf it's late and I'm tired

Wow. Those balls are perfect!

That's a meaty bite!

"I want this one, no this one! How about this one over there? Noooo, this one's better! Oooops... Hi hooman!"

Looks pretty smug about it, too

Well, duh, haven't you seen all the Jurassic Park movies? We are expected to bite and hunt and stuff...

Critically endangered bird Vs human. Needs to be a documentary about this one.

Rainbow lorikeets! The most commonly seen wild bird in Australia. Very little fear of humans. A wildlife park in Queensland regularly pranks tourists like this. An unforgettable experience. There's a photo of young me in exactly the same situation.

Those birds are feeding on ticks and such

You can’t get rid of us 🦖🦅🐓

Maybe the bird is auditioning for a role in "The Godfeather"

Look at those talons and that beak. That balcony belongs to her now, unless you want serious injury I suggest you surrender it.

Is it me or do puffins always look a bit sad?

What bird is this?

Uh...aren't there eggs in there? Eat the young!

Why are there cherries leftover on the tree? You should've baked them into a pie!

Everyone's downfall, distracted by the cute.

Hjonk Hjonk mfs

Swans/geese are douches. I have been attacked by two and they are so f*****g mean

Maybe he needs glasses

They won't eat children, but they have been known to eat pigeons and small mammals. I know a place where the pelicans are regularly fed, daily. They are friendly birds, not aggressive.

I don't know, I'd be more worried about how she's eyeing me now that her snack it's gone.

Just yesterday, I discovered hubby of 23 years has a scar behind his ear from where a maggie pecked him

Well, it's clear that this Memphis hawk take her egg protection duties very seriously. I guess they don't want anyone else to hatch a plan for those precious supermarket eggs. But let's be honest, this hawk is just winging it when it comes to grocery store etiquette.

Seagulls are like the in-laws of the bird world. They swoop in uninvited, make a huge mess, and refuse to leave until they've eaten everything in sight.

They're conspiring to frame the dog.

Free septum piercing.

It's a nice photo, but it doesn't really belong here. He's a derp, not a d**k.

That bird will find where you live and call the gang to s**t on all your windows.