What a lovely thing to say. Bet he was a good husband too.

Can I upvote this twice?

Awwwww. Too cute.

Or when scrolling to the right year takes three times as long as if they'd just let you type your date of birth. Or worst of all, when it asks you your occupation from a huge drop down list and you have to keep guessing what they think your job should be called.

He's a therapy human for the dog.

The girl before you was the epitome of chutzpah.

That’s what really gave me the poos when my kids’ school started awarding points for every kid in “full school uniform” - with the winning class getting iceblocks at the end of the term. So, if I screw up with the laundry, or can’t get to the shops to buy new socks that week or if don’t want to fork out for a new pair of pants in literally the last 2 weeks of school, my kids’ class are disadvantaged? No - not fair. Not fair at all.

This is how it should be.

The love we all should aim for

Be thankful for what you've got. My dachshunds nick my duvet. I'm left with a small strip some nights.

So where on earth did all of that water go??

My previous landlord once lowered my rent by 20% when he found out that I had bern laid off.

I wasn't the only one then. Good. I was thinking, 'Why would you just drop your food on the bed like that??'

that is a global annoyance, not just a british issue

And I hear the föök-ing in my head so clearly 😂

Minutes 60 down to 3 count perfectly, Minutes 2 & 1 each take about a quarter of an hour.

This’ll date me, but I genuinely remember when I first had my licence and being a poor student and putting totals like AUD $1.80 or $2.67 into my tank and using the car for another day.

Great name Roisin. I understand it’s pronounced ‘Rowsheen’ - beautiful

Both!

No British person says "apartment", it's a "flat" this side of the pond

I felt that deep in my soul.

Hahahhaa... so relatable ;)

Friends of ours named their dog Steve and I’m like I don’t know how to feel about that. My names Steve.

Did you at least get the weights for the Bubble level???

Every street needs a binfluencer.

Well I'm an idiot. For a second, I thought he was hitting on her.

Look, these are from Britain. During our summers, you are more likely to get trench foot than sunburn. Summer wear is a clear plastic poncho. When a large, white, fiery ball appears in the sky, it has to be announced on the news that it is, in fact, the sun.

im not British but aparently i am.

Absolutely. A tube of chips can only be consumed inside watching telly.

Way to stay minimalist

oh my god, I read this and then immediately had someone come to my desk. I took one look at them, had to look away to compose myself, and then was able to talk after like 10 awkward seconds.

We're on a crowded little island. There's always something going around.

I still do that when my kids leave because my wife won't let me run alongside the car until it's going too fast to keep up.

We once had a kid named Barry in Prep class which is 1st yr Primary / Elementary school, so aged 5 and I’m like ‘Barry?? No way a 5 yr old is named Barry!’ Minimum 65 years old to be a Barry.

And is also 0 to be nice to people around you.... Especially the waiters! (family does not count- spit at them and be as rude as they are towards you all year round) ;)

this speaks to me :D

It's hard, but you need to watch their weight! They deserve that.

When I was little, Apple Jacks cereal was more expensive than any of the others. Being very poor, I wasn't allowed to have them. I spent the night at Grandma's once, not long after Mom and I had argued over the cereal. Grandma drove me three miles one way to the grocery store just to buy me a box of Apple Jacks.

I lost IQ points just looking at the name...

No she won't

They were always so cheerful and actually came up the drive and picked up your bin and carried it to the lorry and put it back exactly where they found it. They were always pleased if there were any extra things that you were throwing out, like old electrical stuff. And they always got a Christmas bonus. Pretty much the opposite of the outsourced lemons we have now.

Did she drive there herself...? 🙃

Hooray!!

Isn't that a self burn, cos he's the one who taught her?

Wait what? 😲

I always try to figure out which line it is when there's a picture from the tube. This one is Circle, Hammersmith & City, District, or Metropolitan.

Wait! Why not?

To be fair, it looks like bloody good pizza.

Share the taxi with 90 other people and it gets cheaper

Bin there done that..?