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Oh, how we adore our animal friends! Many times we feel compelled to capture every endearing moment with them through our cameras, hoping to freeze those precious memories in time. It's just that... they're always doing whatever they want and those pics may turn out ridiculous. Not only that, but the camera can do something it shouldn't, or you get the wrong exposure, the shot gets fuzzy, etc.

'Crap Bird Photography' is a hilariously entertaining Facebook group that captures all those lighthearted bird moments you will want to see. No need for perfect compositions or expert photography skills here – it's all about embracing the unexpected charm and quirks that our avian companions bring to the lens. We've wrapped up a new collection of these funny and crap-tastic images, so feel free to scroll down and check them out.

#1

When In Rome... Take A Crappy Picture Of A Bird. *Photo Credit To My Son. It's A Proud Day

When In Rome... Take A Crappy Picture Of A Bird. *Photo Credit To My Son. It's A Proud Day

Hope Stamback Report

We reached out to Kevin Bartram, the founder of the ‘Crap Bird Photography’ and here’s what he had to say about his love for birds and photography. “I've been interested in birds ever since I was a kid. With the advent of digital photography, I decided to take up taking photos of the many birds I see. It became an obsession, it's such a great pastime & you learn so much! You also learn that some of the photos (perhaps more than some!) don't come out so well. Sometimes that camera does not want focus on that bright red robin in the middle of the view! Sometimes the camera only focuses on the bird after it has flown away. You have it in your head how a bird photo should look, the ultimate result is often very different! I thought I'd put some images up on their own Facebook page & the amount of people with the same problem as me soon joined up & the rest is history. Many people who look at birds also have a sense of humor!”

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#2

That Is One Pi$$ed Off Little Egret. The Face On It

That Is One Pi$$ed Off Little Egret. The Face On It

Reet Eaton Report

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Mad Dragon
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Me going on a stupid walk for my stupid mental and physical well-being.

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Bartram also added that he loves all animals, “but birds have a particular charm about them. They are smart & in some ways very similar to us, but in other ways very foreign. Of all the animals, they often associate with humans so are familiar, but also can be very cryptic and hard to find. There are so many of them, yet each species shows it's own personality, some birds can be downright annoying! Birds can surprise and amaze us, and we are so lucky to have them as our companions, good or bad in this world. They do so many quirky things & of course they crap where they shouldn't, I just think it's nice that it's only usually small crap & lucky they aren't big mammals, because that would be smellier & look worse!”

#3

Puffin In Flight - Nailed It (Partner Thought It Was Part Of The Island)

Puffin In Flight - Nailed It (Partner Thought It Was Part Of The Island)

Amy Perrett Report

Bird photography is a special skill - it takes a lot of time and patience to snap a good shot of them. But don't worry, we've got you covered with some tips & tricks to help you capture the beauty of our feathered friends in an image.

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#4

I Wasn't Going To Let A Failed Photo Put Me Off

I Wasn't Going To Let A Failed Photo Put Me Off

Baz Collis Report

The power of a picture comes from its originality, thus you should aim for unusual behaviors, new subjects, and angles. Wait for the right moment and capture that birdy doing something peculiar. As much as you'd like, don't expect them to pose for the camera. Birds move and they do it constantly, so you have to anticipate that. Try to predict their behaviors, and regulate your camera in a way that captures moving subjects the best. Wildlife photographers spend quite some time studying animals or birds to understand how they behave in different situations.

If you study bird behavior, you'll learn that when chased, they move away. While the temptation to get closer for that perfect shot is strong, it's wiser to allow them to come to you instead. By observing them closely, you can predict their landing, walking, or flying patterns and position yourself in advance. It will ensure a more authentic and intimate photo.

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#7

The Lesser Spotted Parasol Gull

The Lesser Spotted Parasol Gull

Gem McGuire Report

#8

When I First Saw This Swan, I Thought It Was In Serious Difficulty - Then I Realized It Was Waving, Not Drowning!

When I First Saw This Swan, I Thought It Was In Serious Difficulty - Then I Realized It Was Waving, Not Drowning!

Terry McKenna Report

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#9

I Think There Was A Smudge On My Lense

I Think There Was A Smudge On My Lense

Benjamin Lee Report

For better photos, make sure to start early and stay until the last light fades. The light right after sunrise and just before sunset enhances colors, with softer shadows and increased bird activity. These golden hours are the perfect time to make the most of your photography.

#10

"You Took My Wetlands; I’ll Take Your Breakfast"

"You Took My Wetlands; I’ll Take Your Breakfast"

Sharna Clemmett Report

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Elita One
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Classic bin chicken ruining someone's lunch. If any one wants to know what us Aussies think of the Ibis, watch A Song About Birds on youtube.

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Perfection in photography isn't necessary; it's all about the process. It has to represent the moment you care about and evoke emotion. Try searching for the most iconic pictures over history. You'll soon find out that they're mostly poor quality, there's a camera motion or the composition is awkward. What makes it special is the feeling you get from it.

#14

Got A Picture Of The 'Cute' Baby

Got A Picture Of The 'Cute' Baby

Stephanie Newman Report

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Lakota Wolf (she/her)
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Usually we call them "birbs" when we want to make things sound cutesy, but this.... this is not a birb. This is a borb.

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#15

I Went On A Boat 13 Miles Offshore To See Atlantic Puffins. It Was Foggy That Morning

I Went On A Boat 13 Miles Offshore To See Atlantic Puffins. It Was Foggy That Morning

Dori Wagner Eldridge Report

Almost simplifies the answer, doesn't it? A perfect picture can stir emotions. But it's not that straightforward. Photography's appeal varies for different people, depending on the aspects or genres they prefer. That's why photography is entirely subjective. Hence, there's no easily defined answer.

#16

Lovely Photo Of A Twig, Not Quite What I Wanted, Thanks Camera

Lovely Photo Of A Twig, Not Quite What I Wanted, Thanks Camera

Julie Dall Report

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David A Paterson
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love that the bird is instantly recognisable, even blurred like this, rainbow lorikeet.

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#17

And, The Legs Have It

And, The Legs Have It

Keith Stedman Report

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Lakota Wolf (she/her)
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

IDK, personally I think this is an awesome photo XD Gives a lovely sense of motion.

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We are conditioned to crave certainty, right answers, and doing things the right way. In photography, only the physics part has a right or wrong. Everything else is subjective, making it difficult to determine absolutes.

#19

A Glitch In The Blurdisphere Left Me Confused, But It Will Make Complete Sense In This Group

A Glitch In The Blurdisphere Left Me Confused, But It Will Make Complete Sense In This Group

Peter Sewell Report

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PrettyJoyBird
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Magician and assistant with the cutting of body in half trick. Now be amazed!

As you venture forth with your camera in hand, may you discover the joy in every click, for in the world of "Crap Bird Photography," even the most unexpected funny pictures can become imperfectly perfect. Continue scrolling to view our handpicked selection of the group's favorite photos. Once you're done, don't forget to explore our previous posts on it here and here.

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#22

Ah Yes, The Mighty Peruvian Harris Hawk. A Creature Of Grace And Elegance!

Ah Yes, The Mighty Peruvian Harris Hawk. A Creature Of Grace And Elegance!

Mala Cee Report

#23

"Yoo Hoo! I Say! Hello! Please Look This Way...." To No Avail

"Yoo Hoo! I Say! Hello! Please Look This Way...." To No Avail

Leesa Gawler Steyn Report

#24

They Stayed Like This For Minutes Without Moving At All! What's Crap... Is The Cigarette Butts They Were Having To Step Over To Get To Their Shiny

They Stayed Like This For Minutes Without Moving At All! What's Crap... Is The Cigarette Butts They Were Having To Step Over To Get To Their Shiny

Amanda Christy Report

#25

Bathtime Makes For Awesomely Crap Photos!

Bathtime Makes For Awesomely Crap Photos!

Bill Vandendool Report

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Elizabeth Rolando
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought a little red bird just slammed him in the side until I realized it was all one bird.

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#26

"Mom, Jimmy's Trying The 'Land On Your Tippy-Wing Tik-Tok Challenge' Again..."

"Mom, Jimmy's Trying The 'Land On Your Tippy-Wing Tik-Tok Challenge' Again..."

Don MacKay Report

#27

It's Got 2 Legs, One Head But There's Just Something Strange About This Bird

It's Got 2 Legs, One Head But There's Just Something Strange About This Bird

Vicki Cheshire Report

#28

A Beautiful Barred Owl, Or Something Like That

A Beautiful Barred Owl, Or Something Like That

Héctor Segura Report

#29

Excited To Share My First Photo In The Group. The Giant Canadian Chickens Were Looking Pretty In The Morning Sunlight And I Managed To Capture Their Bird Buttholes

Excited To Share My First Photo In The Group. The Giant Canadian Chickens Were Looking Pretty In The Morning Sunlight And I Managed To Capture Their Bird Buttholes

Adrienne Wisok Report

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#31

A Crap Bird Photo But The Shadow Isn’t Bad

A Crap Bird Photo But The Shadow Isn’t Bad

Kim Strong Report

#33

Slip And Slide In The Rain

Slip And Slide In The Rain

Sabrina Trottier Duguay Fortier Report

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#34

Enjoy This Malfunctioning Cockatiel That I Am Birdsitting

Enjoy This Malfunctioning Cockatiel That I Am Birdsitting

Laura Barnes-Kadi Report

#35

Well I Got Most Of It . .

Well I Got Most Of It . .

Lesley Wilson Report

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#36

Pomarine Jaeger Is Beautifu… To Close, Crap!

Pomarine Jaeger Is Beautifu… To Close, Crap!

Karl Markström Report

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#38

Saw A Cardinal That Looked Just Like No Neck Ed

Saw A Cardinal That Looked Just Like No Neck Ed

Heather Sadi Report

#40

My First Post! Juvenile Bald Eagle, Ketchikan

My First Post! Juvenile Bald Eagle, Ketchikan

Lori Fields McDonald Report

#41

"Hey Martha, Ya' Wanna Go Get Something To Eat?" "No Thanks. I Just Lost My Appetite."

"Hey Martha, Ya' Wanna Go Get Something To Eat?" "No Thanks. I Just Lost My Appetite."

Sylvia Martindale Smith Report

#42

They Will Eat My Food, But Wont Pose For A Family Photo

They Will Eat My Food, But Wont Pose For A Family Photo

Maggie Newman Report

#44

No, I Swear To You This Is Not Batman!! It's A Cormorant

No, I Swear To You This Is Not Batman!! It's A Cormorant

Julie Varney Report

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ShellsBells
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I call them Nessies because all you can see is their long neck sticking out of the water when they swim. Plus, it's easier to say than cormorant.

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#45

Spikey Pigeon And Half A Galah

Spikey Pigeon And Half A Galah

Hollie Jordyn Report

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#46

"Don't Have The Bird In The Middle Of The Photo," The Experts Say." "Try To Include Some Of Its Environment." "Capture It 'Doing Something' Other Than Just Sitting On A Perch." Nailed All Three!

"Don't Have The Bird In The Middle Of The Photo," The Experts Say." "Try To Include Some Of Its Environment." "Capture It 'Doing Something' Other Than Just Sitting On A Perch." Nailed All Three!

Michelle Ovenden Report

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#47

Hummingbird Contortionist

Hummingbird Contortionist

Linda Rowland Kruschke Report

#48

When You Decide Its Just Too Damn Cold And Want A Fur Coat

When You Decide Its Just Too Damn Cold And Want A Fur Coat

Heather Linwood Report

#49

The Humble Meadow Pippit, Here Demonstrating The Remarkable Feat Of Turning Into A Fish. In The Blink Of A Shutter. Pembrokeshire Coastal Path

The Humble Meadow Pippit, Here Demonstrating The Remarkable Feat Of Turning Into A Fish. In The Blink Of A Shutter. Pembrokeshire Coastal Path

Andrew Brooks Report

#50

I Don't Know If This Is Crap Or More Just An Invasive Encounter...but, This Birbs Had No Concept Of Why I Couldn't Share My Chips With Hims

I Don't Know If This Is Crap Or More Just An Invasive Encounter...but, This Birbs Had No Concept Of Why I Couldn't Share My Chips With Hims

Haley Mahoney Report

#51

Ruddy Turnstones Quietly Foraging On The Beach At The Tip Of Point Pelee National Park, Ontario. Note The Striking Breeding Plumage

Ruddy Turnstones Quietly Foraging On The Beach At The Tip Of Point Pelee National Park, Ontario. Note The Striking Breeding Plumage

Nancy Barrett Report

#52

Thanks For The Butt View! How Many Times Does This Happen To Me?

Thanks For The Butt View! How Many Times Does This Happen To Me?

Glenda Cornwill Report

#53

Can't You Let Me Sh..t Without Taking Pictures Of Me?

Can't You Let Me Sh..t Without Taking Pictures Of Me?

Héctor Segura Report

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#54

Such A Graceful Mute Swan. They Look So Elegant, It Seems Almost Impossible To Get A Bad Photo Of One. And Yet

Such A Graceful Mute Swan. They Look So Elegant, It Seems Almost Impossible To Get A Bad Photo Of One. And Yet

Janet Landry-Borden Report

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#55

We Don't Usually See Terns In Our Area. I Felt Like Some Sort Of Paparazzi Trying To Get A Photo

We Don't Usually See Terns In Our Area. I Felt Like Some Sort Of Paparazzi Trying To Get A Photo

Mary E. Passage Report

#56

Out Of Focus Pelican Forgets How To Fly

Out Of Focus Pelican Forgets How To Fly

Oscar Lawson Report

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#57

I Was So Excited To Get This Black Skimmer Skimming! I Went Home Sad

I Was So Excited To Get This Black Skimmer Skimming! I Went Home Sad

Rebecca Lawrence Report

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#58

Fighting Over The Breakfast Table

Fighting Over The Breakfast Table

Carol Anne Tucker Report

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unicorn
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8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

pov: your drunk and want more alcohol, but you must fight over other drunk person

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#59

There Was A Black Shouldered Kite I Swear. Feels Like The Universe Is Putting A Message Out There

There Was A Black Shouldered Kite I Swear. Feels Like The Universe Is Putting A Message Out There

Ruby Pearson Report

#60

Superb Blue Fairy Wren In All Of His Magnificence…. Pity I’m Crap…

Superb Blue Fairy Wren In All Of His Magnificence…. Pity I’m Crap…

Lisa Kettler Report

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David A Paterson
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep. The only way to take that shot is to touch the camera lens to the glass so than any smudges or details on the glass are too close to focus on.

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#61

What A Perfect Photo Of The Table Leg, Id On The Bird Please, Good People

What A Perfect Photo Of The Table Leg, Id On The Bird Please, Good People

Tina Moffatt Report

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#62

Well At Least You Can Still Tell What Kind Of Bird It Is

Well At Least You Can Still Tell What Kind Of Bird It Is

Joanna Szczepańska Report

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Rob
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

From Scotland? Specifically the Highland Kamikaze Pheasant, perfectly designed to swerve into any oncoming vehicle.

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#63

Superb Blue Wren…really

Superb Blue Wren…really

Jo McKeown Report

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David A Paterson
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have lots of blue wren photos that look exactly like this. The bush is a wattle, by the way.

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#64

Framed This Pigeon Perfectly

Framed This Pigeon Perfectly

RJ Campbell Report

#65

Such A Rare Sight For Me. Only The Second One I've Ever Seen! Behold The Bald Eagle

Such A Rare Sight For Me. Only The Second One I've Ever Seen! Behold The Bald Eagle

Francine Martin Report

#67

A Shy Herring Gull

A Shy Herring Gull

Kamilla Kamińska Report

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#68

Finally I’ve Seen A Red Breasted Robin, But This Was The Best Pic I Could Get!

Finally I’ve Seen A Red Breasted Robin, But This Was The Best Pic I Could Get!

Linda Niere Bayly Report

#69

Wings Of A Fish Body Of A Crow, Mutation I Call 'Snappercrow'

Wings Of A Fish Body Of A Crow, Mutation I Call 'Snappercrow'

Vanessa Gigliotti Report

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#70

I Had To Take A Photo Of This New Platform You Only Had To Do One Thing! One Thing. Keep The Birds Away

I Had To Take A Photo Of This New Platform You Only Had To Do One Thing! One Thing. Keep The Birds Away

Gordon Fitzgerald Report

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#71

The Beauties Of Oregon And Its Lovely Trees

The Beauties Of Oregon And Its Lovely Trees

Leslie Schweitzer Report

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#72

Cardinal

Cardinal

Suzanne Cullen Report

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#73

At Least There Is Something From A Bird In Focus!!

At Least There Is Something From A Bird In Focus!!

Pauline Baldacchino Report

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David A Paterson
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The feather, yes. Is this a grebe? It looks like a grebe from the neck down, but the head is different.

#74

Is Bërb

Is Bërb

Angel Bichev Report

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