Solid point, Chief, solid point

The Jackson 4

In the mid-90s there was one particular giftware store my husband and I would go into. We set up a challenge of choosing the most tacky item in the store. A Jesus clock like this one was what he chose. It's the only one I remember, so it must have memorable - and tacky.

Sometimes art is abstract. Other times it speaks to you personally!

I saw a video of a woman actually stealing a tv like that. It was amazing to see. She got out of the store with it too, sideways.

Divorced, beheaded and died Divorced, beheaded, survived I'm Henry the eighth, I had six sorry wives Some might say I ruined their lives

🤣

And the theme song from the Harlem Globetrotters is going through my head. Oh, Sweet Georgia Brown.

"I like big butts and I cannot lie...."

Ohhh sĥit i forgot

An unexpected condiment?

My goodness, this is funny. Absolutely death defying to say out loud, but still kind of funny.

Water bill here. They come quarterly and are hundreds.

The ‘And the villain still pursues her’ is the funniest part of the image

Well.... nap time!

I think I've found my goal in life

That's Krampus

These are all completely disturbing and I would like my daily dose of unsee juice

Is that Paris from Gilmore Girls?

Add a "now" onto the end of it to really spice things up

That hit hard

I hate when that happens

Yup. Been there.

Always

You cant trick me !

To be fair, she has a point.

Could he though? Could he?

Again?

I'd like to have this framed for my kitchen.

I hate wh3n that happens

Them kiddos are petrified

Cool; where is this taken from? A science fiction novel cover?

Judas: "hold my beer"

when you are sleeping in class and get that sudden feeling that you are falling

Me

I hate when that happens

So don’t fall and die in the shower!

Inconceivable!

UPDATE!

I must confess I still believe (still believe)

Same

The result of Elliot and ET love child

Even that doesn't always work. There's always that idiot who grabs his crotch and lets you know he can turn you.

I have choices, just not the ones I want

Satan got them cheeks

This has got to be from the Jehovah's witness magazine. I think it's called "Awake" maybe

Lol! Im a recovering addicit (5 years on Tuesday.) But I can relate I never wanted the alcohol!

where is the indian subcontinent

SPANISH OR VANISH, PUNK

I hate that turn of phrase. Whenever one of my coworkers says "It is what it is", I just want to scream, "because you're too lazy to do something about it!".