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If we're unsure about a potential product, its description won't always give all the answers we need to make an informed decision. After all, it was written either by the manufacturers or the sellers, and they might accentuate the positives and omit the negatives in order to make as many sales as possible.

No no, for an accurate picture we need reviews. Honest ones, coming from buyers who have already used the darn thing and know if it does the job. Luckily, people understand this and happily share their experiences with one another. Oftentimes finding the perfect words too.

The aptly titled subreddit 'Amazon Reviews' is the ultimate archive of these little online texts. Continue scrolling to check out the best pieces that its 132K members have gathered recently and for the older gems, fire up our first publication on it.

Also, we contacted one of the subreddit's moderators, u/pzreich, and book writing and publishing coach Lisa Tener, so don't miss the interesting insights they shared. (You'll find them between the images.)

#1

The Deep Exhausted Sigh At Baby #175

The Deep Exhausted Sigh At Baby #175

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Awen
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You will be finding them for the next 70 years, whereas biologists, archaeologists and animals will be finding them for centuries

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#2

Well At Least He Now Has A Dog

Well At Least He Now Has A Dog

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Allison B
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a gamer this made me laugh. My brother lives with ne right now and I'm pretty sure he thinks the same way as OP! Although no shouting or cursing from me. He just texts when he needs to get my attention since I can't hear him when he knocks. 😂

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Currently, the subreddit 'Amazon Reviews' has 7 moderators looking after it, and they have things to do. "Definitely the two most common issues we run into as mods are people trying to use our sub to advertise products and people trying to use the sub to complain or seek help about Amazon, such as with shipping or payment," u/pzreich told Bored Panda.

"The former gets an immediate permanent ban as advertising is against our rules, and the latter's posts are removed, and don’t face any bans. I'm generally sympathetic to anyone who has issues with Amazon since I have absolutely no love for the company, so I sometimes will redirect them to the official Amazon sub to see if they can get help for their issues. Generally, the commenters behave themselves which is nice!"

However, these few details aside, u/pzreich said that "modding this sub has been a breeze and given me many laughs over the past few years. It’s nice to see the creativity of strangers, products I didn’t know existed, and the collaborative efforts of the sub members to bring it all together."

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#3

I Should Try It

I Should Try It

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#4

Wasn't Expecting To Laugh So Hard At A Review About A Plastic Strip That Helps You Remove Hair From Your Drain

Wasn't Expecting To Laugh So Hard At A Review About A Plastic Strip That Helps You Remove Hair From Your Drain

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#5

A Review For Caliwhite Teeth Whitening Gel That Got Political Very Quickly.

A Review For Caliwhite Teeth Whitening Gel That Got Political Very Quickly.

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Laura
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That’s not “political,” that’s historical fact

Verona Bingham
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can just hear the creaks of the old plantation rocking chairs...lol

backatya
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I though he was going to say the space station can see the reflection the sun gives it

Herefortheparty
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Have you experienced one of the most common side effects yet? White guilt.

Jordi Sharpe
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Are my fellow white people butthurt over this one? I hope so. It amuses me when white folks have to re-evaluate.

M Kawai
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can’t tell you how offensive I feel this post is and amazed on how many people think that it is funny. This happened to my grandparents in WWII. The taking of anyones land is not funny. So saying it’s funny because it’s true? Do you hear what you’re saying? You are minimizing the act by adding humor to it. How is this funny? It would be just as offensive if he stated his teeth were so white they built a cotton plantation. Think about it! I was banned for a day because of cowards that downvoted me for saying “not cool” without typing why. You think you’re being so PC, but it’s really the exact opposite. And for those who decide to downvote this, it just shows how narrow minded you are and how your tunnel vision doesn’t allow you to see this point of view. Disgusting!

M Kawai
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Please, by all means, keep your cowardly anonymous downvotes going to prove your vial, ignorant, shameful and disgusting way of thinking! It just proves my point.

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2 years ago

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That's racist but in the opposite way it normally is... I get the joke but kinda rude...

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Lately, u/pzreich has been wondering a lot why product reviews make such good writing prompts. "I think it boils down to a few factors. Product reviews, despite the fact that there's often a name or username attached, tend to feel rather anonymous, and people may feel a freedom to express their thoughts in a creative way, and to bring smiles to the faces of readers."

"People read reviews to get the honest thoughts of others, and may find themselves chuckling at especially imaginative feedback. Sometimes the situations you end up in while using a product are inherently funny, and sometimes the humor or interest comes out of the reviewer not understanding the product or getting mad at a specific element. Overall, there’s a very wide subject matter and an endless amount of people writing them, which leaves a wide range of potential reviews," the moderator explained.

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#6

Reviewer Changes His Mind About A Bezos Biography

Reviewer Changes His Mind About A Bezos Biography

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#7

Reality Check

Reality Check

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Brenda
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a small knee heating pad. Or I did until my cat discovered it after I left it on while cooking. It's now his personal heat mat. He actually growls if I try to use it! 😆

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#9

She's Special

She's Special

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Lisa Tener is a leading authority in book proposal development and her clients have signed 5- and 6-figure book deals with HarperCollins, Random House, Yale University Press, Johns Hopkins University Press, HCI and other major publishers, as well as being self-published.

She agrees with u/pzreich, saying that, "Product reviews are an excellent way to practice writing because they help you a) think about your own experience and how you can bring it to life b) provide specific examples c) write for a particular reader/audience."

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"In addition, if you can make a product review entertaining and engaging, it will help you with all your writing. For example, challenge yourself to come up with engaging headlines by using alliteration (words starting with the same letter or sound), humor, or a quirky detail. If you can write engaging headlines on your product reviews, you can do the same for blog posts, articles, social media posts, or even a book!" Tener added.

#11

Ashtray Review Took A Hard Left Turn

Ashtray Review Took A Hard Left Turn

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#13

Someone Made A Mistake

Someone Made A Mistake

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"There are a number of things you can do to express your thoughts more clearly through text," the author of The Joy of Writing Journal: Spark Your Creativity in 8 Minutes a Day told Bored Panda.

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"Be clear about what your goals are. After writing the first draft, ask yourself whether your writing will likely produce the results you were going for."

"Focus on your target audience or readership. Who will be reading this review, article, email, text, or other writing? What are their goals? Their pain points? How can you help them? What language and examples will resonate for them?"

#16

Workwear Crocs

Workwear Crocs

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#17

Angel Titties

Angel Titties

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Petro Roos
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I need this bra!!!! PLEASE TELL ME MORE. My boo bees need to be held up on cloud pillows!!!

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To make our sentences more colorful, Tener suggests asking ourselves how can we bring our writing to life for our readers by providing examples and stories.

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"Metaphors can often make writing vivid. And employing various senses (smell, taste, sound, touch, and visuals) will also make your writing vivid," she said.

"The more specific you can be, the more it illustrates your points and engages your readers."

#20

Tina Watching Out For The Rest Of Us

Tina Watching Out For The Rest Of Us

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#21

This Review For A Book About Demons

This Review For A Book About Demons

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And it's not like you have to sacrifice form if you want cohesive content. "Illustrative writing actually increases clarity when done correctly," Tener added.

"If you're not sure your writing is clear, ask a person in the target audience to read your writing and to let you know where they get bored or confused."

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#22

I Love Writing On A Subatomic Level!

I Love Writing On A Subatomic Level!

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#23

Fishnets Are A Bad Influence

Fishnets Are A Bad Influence

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#25

Looking To “Flatter Her Splatter Cannon”

Looking To “Flatter Her Splatter Cannon”

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To challenge yourself beyond routine product reviews, emails, and work reports, Tener suggests, "making lists and then using a prompt for an item on the list."

"For example, list ten things you love about your phone. Then pick one and write about it in a humorous or playful way," she explained."

Her most recent book, The Joy of Writing Journal: Spark Your Creativity in 8 Minutes a Day, is a great resource for these kinds of prompts as well as other creative, playful, and engaging tasks.

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#29

Baked Bread & Had Sex

Baked Bread & Had Sex

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Noodle
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sourdough looks harder than it is, if you’re tryna impress I would recommend

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#30

What Product Makes This Review Even Funnier?

What Product Makes This Review Even Funnier?

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#32

Fart Launcher, +30 Wind Damage With +50 Poison Damage

Fart Launcher, +30 Wind Damage With +50 Poison Damage

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#33

Leah Gets Some Motivation

Leah Gets Some Motivation

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#36

How Else Are You Gonna Judge The Size Of The Case?

How Else Are You Gonna Judge The Size Of The Case?

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#37

Slight Issue With Some Bathroom Scales

Slight Issue With Some Bathroom Scales

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#40

Found This While Looking At Costumes For Purim

Found This While Looking At Costumes For Purim

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Lindy Mac
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What were the designers thinking!!!!???? Toothpaste doesn't have a pointy cap. It's a round cap that slightly tapers. Don't blame the return one bit...altho it could be suspicious if returned after Halloween.

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#41

A Review For Alli Weight Loss Pills 🤭😆

A Review For Alli Weight Loss Pills 🤭😆

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#46

A Review On $4 Italian Espresso I Found This Week.

A Review On $4 Italian Espresso I Found This Week.

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#47

He Looks Just Like Ed Sheeran!

He Looks Just Like Ed Sheeran!

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#49

Nothing Can Stop These Pants

Nothing Can Stop These Pants

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#50

Wait A Minute...

Wait A Minute...

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#51

I Was Told Y’all Would Appreciate A Review I Found Yesterday

I Was Told Y’all Would Appreciate A Review I Found Yesterday

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M Kawai
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think this one wrote a review for the vacuum filter too

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#52

Guy Really Cares About The Comfort Of His Cat

Guy Really Cares About The Comfort Of His Cat

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#54

Herb Grinder Review

Herb Grinder Review

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#56

Great Blanket For When You Get Kicked Out By Your Wife

Great Blanket For When You Get Kicked Out By Your Wife

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#58

Link Is Too Smol

Link Is Too Smol

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#59

Sleep, Glorious Sleep

Sleep, Glorious Sleep

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LiL PeeP
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg, a 3 inch deep full size mattress! Don't get a 2nd one. Please go to work and save your money so you can move out of your mother's basement

#61

Look At This Absolute Chad

Look At This Absolute Chad

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steampunk dandelion
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

please don't call conspiracy theorists/those that profit off conspiracy theorists chads......

#62

Champions Joggers

Champions Joggers

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#64

If Only It Worked Like That

If Only It Worked Like That

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#66

Found This Review For A Bikini Trimmer...

Found This Review For A Bikini Trimmer...

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Daniel Atkins
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey he will need to buy the blanket reviewed above that allows you to sleep comfortably out doors.

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#67

Just What I Needed!

Just What I Needed!

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Donkey boi
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oooo, I've got these! They are very good. In the winter when the hooves get too wet and rubbery, a lot of trimmers just won't cut. In the summer when they hooves are more solid than reinforced concrete, most cutters will break your wrist trying to cut through. These cutters work effortlessly in any situation and I haven't had to sharpen or oil them once yet (I've had them for 2 years!).

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#68

Gotta Go Fast!

Gotta Go Fast!

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#70

I Went On Amazon To Order A Bowstring For My Recurve Bow... Saw This Top-Rated Review!

I Went On Amazon To Order A Bowstring For My Recurve Bow... Saw This Top-Rated Review!

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#71

Found This While Buying A Water Bottle

Found This While Buying A Water Bottle

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#72

A 90 Year Old Man Reviews A Work Of Contemporary Fiction

A 90 Year Old Man Reviews A Work Of Contemporary Fiction

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#73

Ya Know, For Some Reason I Don’t Feel Peaceful

Ya Know, For Some Reason I Don’t Feel Peaceful

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#74

The Item In Question Was A 250 Pack Of LED Diodes

The Item In Question Was A 250 Pack Of LED Diodes

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FakeOptimist
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

An there was me thinking that only Americans smother everything in ketchup....

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#75

Don’t Let Jeff Borrow Your Shoes

Don’t Let Jeff Borrow Your Shoes

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Nathaniel
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is one called a flip, the other a flop? As a pair they are then flip flop?

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#76

Found Many Weird Review Gems While Searching For Sonic Merch, This Is Probably The Best One.

Found Many Weird Review Gems While Searching For Sonic Merch, This Is Probably The Best One.

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#78

This Was The Review That Made Me Buy The Mat (It’s Very Comfy Tbh)

This Was The Review That Made Me Buy The Mat (It’s Very Comfy Tbh)

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#79

Soulless

Soulless

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#80

It Just Ain’t Right

It Just Ain’t Right

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#81

This Random Comment Cracked Me Up While I Was Looking At Reviews On A Sleep Training Book For My Toddler.

This Random Comment Cracked Me Up While I Was Looking At Reviews On A Sleep Training Book For My Toddler.

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Jeanie F-L
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Use the dinosaurs to teach your kid to sleep ...or play with your kid till they pass out then go to sleep...?

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#83

No Trampoline In Box It's A Desk. Anyone Else Have This Problem???

No Trampoline In Box It's A Desk. Anyone Else Have This Problem???

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#86

The American Education System Has Failed Us.

The American Education System Has Failed Us.

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#90

Do They Think Amazon Is Asking For A Photo Of Themselves With The Review?

Do They Think Amazon Is Asking For A Photo Of Themselves With The Review?

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#91

Just Some Extra Flavor

Just Some Extra Flavor

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#92

Note 1000+ Ppl Found This “Helpful”

Note 1000+ Ppl Found This “Helpful”

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moggie63
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't understand how over 1000 people didn't know that that's not the way to measure screen size.

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#93

A Review For A 66 Pound Gas Powered Pressure Washer. Certainly Something You Want To Pack On Your Travels Abroad.

A Review For A 66 Pound Gas Powered Pressure Washer. Certainly Something You Want To Pack On Your Travels Abroad.

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#94

Kindle Makin Me Act Up 🥵🥵

Kindle Makin Me Act Up 🥵🥵

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#95

Edited Review Or Time Traveler?

Edited Review Or Time Traveler?

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#96

Another Satisfied Customer - True Noise Cancelling Headphones.

Another Satisfied Customer - True Noise Cancelling Headphones.

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#97

I Guess He's Right

I Guess He's Right

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DaveC
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm an Ebay reseller, there are nightmare stories like this everywhere. "Never underestimate the power of human stupidity." Robert Heinlein.

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#99

This Man Ate My Son

This Man Ate My Son

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Alias Fakaname
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This answers so much about Ted Cruz (He is a US senator form Texas)

#100

Autobiography Review...with (Un)necessary Reader Selfie. Adorable.

Autobiography Review...with (Un)necessary Reader Selfie. Adorable.

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#101

Terrible Electric Knife. One Star. Anyway Here's A Picture Of Me In The Bath.

Terrible Electric Knife. One Star. Anyway Here's A Picture Of Me In The Bath.

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Michael Largey
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Let's see. A hand-held electrical appliance and someone sitting in a tub full of water. What are the possibilities here?

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#102

Was Looking For A PC, And I Came Across This Review...

Was Looking For A PC, And I Came Across This Review...

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#104

Thanks For The Story, Trey.

Thanks For The Story, Trey.

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#105

My Mouthwash Has To Be Purple...

My Mouthwash Has To Be Purple...

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M Kawai
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cause you know if was pink it would work better and be smoother.

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#106

The Wolf Of Wall Street

The Wolf Of Wall Street

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#107

Shoe Waterproofer: Not Intended For Crocs Apparently

Shoe Waterproofer: Not Intended For Crocs Apparently

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#108

So It Was Good It Hit You?

So It Was Good It Hit You?

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#109

Looking For A Spider Man Costume For My Kids Birthday. Came Across This In The Actual Description

Looking For A Spider Man Costume For My Kids Birthday. Came Across This In The Actual Description

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Tommy Brown
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I got this costume for Halloween and noticed that on the size chart so it's funny to find it here. The costume was good