ME!

BLAH BLAH BLAH!

Your momma is so special that she brought to life the miracle that you are. ;)

Evil onion

That's quite a good a comeback for a break up argument. I'm keeping it for research purposes.

Same here

Get out of my head, Bob Guy.

Looks like that Simpson's quote when Homer says "I'm not going to lie to you" then leaves.

How come a mask make expression

Nothing wrong here, moving on....

Absolute Honesty. Not the best way to keep friendships.

I had my students write an essay one time (I forget the topic) but I got this little gold nugget out of one of them: "Some people prefer more traditional means of communication, like email."

Lol! He knows he has to order tacos because he isn't going home for dinner..

me

That's why it's always preferable to use the company's e-mail.

I wish

Wouldn't want him for a friend.

"You didn't ask ME to do it. You said SOMEONE."

That's Cruel!

Good on you, Orange dude! You laugh it off.

"I entered the office to use the bathroom and couldn’t find the exit for the last five years.”

Let kitty sleep

He my teacher just did something like that

Why do you*