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Hey Pandas, What Did You Do As A Child But Keep It A Secret From Your Parents To This Day? (Closed)

What did you do as a child, but keep it a secret from your parents to this day?

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#1

1- pull all nighters to read fanfics on my phone, scroll Instagram, do bored panda, text my friends, and occasionally watch YouTube
2- I once yelled f**k in front of my school principal whoops.
3- posted s**t online at age like 10(im not telling you where)
4- way too much more lol

Final score:

4points

Chillace 3 years ago

nice username

1point

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#2

I once sold my favourite In the box limited edition pen to a friend for money and I kept it in my mother's purse since she was short of cash.She always thought it was my father who kept it but doesn't actually know the truth till date.

Final score:

3points

Black Pug Puppy 3 years ago

That is so sweet

4points

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#3

....... I made all the lights go out once because I stuck tweezers in an outlet😬😬😬

Final score:

3points

Romery 3 years ago

lol

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#4

that I got high from time to time when I was around 14 y/o

Final score:

2points

#5

Nice try, mom!

Final score:

2points

#6

Stole my ds back, reguarly steal snacks, go on bp during school, found out im not thier son(agender)

Final score:

1point

Aroace tiger 3 years ago

Agender friend 👍

0points

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#7

That I kissed a boy in 4th grade. (yes, I did do it on the lips.) (and, yes, I did love him a lot.) (Also, please help me find him. He was one of my favorite friends, and I had to leave him when I moved away from CA over here.) Thx.

Final score:

0points

Non-Bananary hooman

#8

I swear alot and if my parents see my browser history ill be dead (i do bot search anything unholy though)

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#9

Stole a candy bar from the market.

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0points

deletemyaccount

Happi doggi 3 years ago (edited)

I stole a rock from a store. Btw, they were selling for 5.99$ a scoop, I probably stole like 0.02$

0points

#10

That I still have their wedding rings. I thought (and continue to think) that if they didnt have them, they would get divorced.

Final score:

0points

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#11

I had two long term relationahips from end of sixth grade until 10th grade lol my mom would flip out

Final score:

0points

Jubum

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Violeta Draseikaitė

My name is Violeta and I am an editor here at Bored Panda. I love reading memes for a living. It’s obviously much more than that, but I appreciate the variety of topics, information, and pics I get to see every day and share with the world! Those funny memes really make my day too. Being born in the ’90s in post-Soviet Lithuania speaks more about me than I’d like to admit. I’m still learning about the world and myself, but I do love my friends, traveling, art, and my cat. My favorite fact to share about myself is that I used to hide meatballs in my friend’s pockets at lunch so I could go play outside. I wish all those meatballs could find their way back to me someday.

My name is Violeta and I am an editor here at Bored Panda. I love reading memes for a living. It’s obviously much more than that, but I appreciate the variety of topics, information, and pics I get to see every day and share with the world! Those funny memes really make my day too. Being born in the ’90s in post-Soviet Lithuania speaks more about me than I’d like to admit. I’m still learning about the world and myself, but I do love my friends, traveling, art, and my cat. My favorite fact to share about myself is that I used to hide meatballs in my friend’s pockets at lunch so I could go play outside. I wish all those meatballs could find their way back to me someday.

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