This will help, they said.

I've been spied upon all my life. I'm feeling this.

This is very accurate. Mine was the boss of the whole house and everything and everyone in it. He had different growls for every command he gave me I loved his grumpy stinky little one eyed face w all my heart. I miss him

I dont know who, but if no animal were armed, then he /she is a keeper.

I love that this is a breaking news. Lift spirits news

ordering this asap

I still enjoy seeing Tardar Sauce.

they had us in the first half, not gonna lie

That would be a good movie.

Freispruch! 😀

It works.

"I'm in this photo and I don't like it".....ha ha

Tenacious D!

I did one push up. I feel strongerrrrrr

I can feel it in me the strength for a 2:00 am scream rather than a 5:00 am scream

dang.

plus ultra!

And rightly so.

Mood af.

LMAO

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Eeeewwwwwww!!!!

thank god im not the only weirdo

same lol

Sorry, I posted in the wrong area. 🤦‍♀️

Too true

…… I feel exposed

Why is this so true?

hehe i want to be a doctor now

i love this

Facts

Dark.....to people who did not understand it's Indian way of doing black magic

He certainly did save us from another four years of a horrible wannabe dictator

The dude blinking looks like a teenage version of my uncle.

No!!! That was a sweet movie. I mean the costume pairing is clever but I can't support that

Omg this is true! My hair never grew past my shoulders and now that I'm almost 50 it's down to my waist. Now i want back to my shoulders. I wanted this long hair when I was young! I'm too old for long hair ugh

Aww 🥺

yeah…pretty much

You are going to hell 😂

hey potterheads where are ya

Newsflash, Scagsy. This isn’t 9gag, it’s BoredPanda

Unrelated, but I had a weird dream last night. I was talking to this creepy dude (keeping my distance, clearly). I asked if he was an incel, since how he was asking and what he was doing rang true for every description I've heard. He leaned back against his white van, stroked his neckbeard and said "No, I'm what's called an incen. I am a mediator between incels and persons." I replied "So you're an incel translator." "Yep." I then informed him that I didn't quite feel confortable being around him, and he accepted it and waved goodbye. I left hurriedly, then got woken up by my alarm clock.

The title is amazing

So Luigi is for human trafficking?

I wanna go to pastaland mommy

Why is this the only one I laugh at

Oh no I get it

Reminded of the Aeon Flux intro.

The Dragonbite Viper lol

Help?

I agree so much

I don't get it can someone explain

Love this! How much ya got?

My record is 20 minutes of sleep. (Not counting no sleep at all)

Reminds me of that teenager girl that's dating the kardashian ex. She's always raving about him being the greatest love of her life. Meanwhile he's a 40 yr old father of three that's pining for his ex and has a cocaine/alcohol addiction.

My dog doesn’t exis-

There's no causality between the first two and the last one. Just sayin'.