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How do you die? What's your demise?
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#1
i get lost, live in the forest. i make friends with each of the animals there, and we establish a working communist union, but eventually i become hungry for power and proclaim myself king. then i get eaten by dissatisfied communist bears.
Final score:
13points
#2
i get killed by a freaking bee
Final score:
12points
daniel (pineapple he/him) 1 year ago
well darn thats not good bc i have a freaking huge bee that follows me wherever i go so its either trying to protect me or wants my soul either way it reminds me of you
#3
We'll just have to wait and see.
Final score:
12points
#5
I am killed by the ghost of a snail. Or I am already dead and I am a ghost of a snail.
Final score:
9points
#6
Do I unalive myself? Or an assassin with my name hunts me down? I prefer the second one tbh.
Final score:
8points
#8
I suppose I die comfortably in a Hobbit Hole with a cup of tea in my hand.
Either that or I get burnt to a crisp by Smaug.
Final score:
8points
#9
Uh... this actually came up a little while ago on a different post, and I asked how I would die and got a few different answers. Most of them involved me being killed by a rose, but I think my favorite was that I die as soon as it starts raining because I am the rose but only as long as the weather is fair.
Final score:
8points
and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 1 year ago (edited)
It’s definitely not garlic. What about sunlight? Holy water?
#10
a sentient pineapple with my name kills me
Final score:
7points
freakingbee is going offline 1 year ago
this is unrelated but i just got a gold award on akinator and i wanted to tell somebody lol
#11
My people, nooooo
Final score:
7points
#12
I get captured by pirates, they make me walk the plank, and i drown in a sea of garlic bread
Final score:
7points
#13
what nice ways of dying (sarcasm but nice to get to know everyone)
Final score:
7points
Admiral Graf Spee he/him (Submission author) 1 year ago
This wa suposed to be a comment still hetting the hang of the app
#14
A fighter jet kills me or I die flying a fighter jet.
Final score:
6points
#15
I looked it up, asters aren't poisonous poisonous but if you eat a bunch of them you can get a stomach upset. So I feast on flowers and then die an honourable death by diarrhoea.
Final score:
6points
#17
I vaporize into dust or I get in the range of a supernova
Final score:
6points
#18
A tree frog with a grudge… They probably also have a knife
Final score:
6points
#19
I die by getting poisoned by a frog. The frog comes up and offers me tea, but the frog poisoned it. Ouch.
Final score:
5points
#21
getting beaten up by a super saiyan charged pheonix i assume? would be pretty cool ngl
Final score:
5points
#22
Well, I OD'd on caffeine and lost my doctor carrier then died by depression.
Final score:
5points
MaximumKarmaSaint 1 year ago
You said this in past-tense, implying that this has already happened? Are we reading an addition by a ghost?
#23
One of the humans that live in my neighborhood tells the government about me and ai get taken away :(
Final score:
5points
#24
OH NO.
Uh...
I think this means that not only will I get ascended, but also get pelted with rocks beforehand or something...either way, I don't like the picture.
Final score:
4points
Percabeth Forever (she/they) 1 year ago
Yikes...at least you are a saint and won't suffer for all of eternity
#25
In a gambling incident, apparently. I do love (not-betting) Texas Hold 'Em
Final score:
4points
Your Neighborhood Alien 1 year ago
Hello, 14,000 year old worm set to destroy the world next Tuesday! XD
#26
Something with a really bored panda. Will it fall on me? Or eat me? Or hug me to death?
Final score:
4points
#33
I die at the end of a really great rollercoaster ride with a bestie.
Note: An amusement park rollercoaster - not a series of up & down relationship issues, lol
Final score:
3points
#35
Shinobu means Heart under blade guess I'll die stabbed in the heart
Final score:
3points
#37
I get killed by being knocked over by an enthusiastic dog. A very happy Doggo, if you will
Final score:
3points
#38
A shadow kills me? Or shadows?
And with my old user name I would die from a Canadian Zebra...
Final score:
3points
#39
I guess I get stabbed with a Ruby crystal that is white. OOOOOFFFF
Final score:
2points
#40
I guess I die… on Tuesday. Which is very soon so I’m a little nervous
Final score:
2points
#41
Dammit, I guess they were poisonous...
Final score:
2points
#43
or all of the nike shoes would stomp me to death. (also it’s pronounced nayk or niek)
Final score:
2points
#44
I have no idea at all. Anyone? It’s and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
Final score:
2points
#45
Wow now this is awkward… probably got murdered by one the other troop leaders… looks like I gotta sleep with one eye open and the remaining two eyes scanning for other helluva hedgehog aliens
Final score:
1point
#48
This is just my name, so suicide? Either that, or I'm crushed into sludge by a piece of machinery and it makes a sloshing sound.
Final score:
1point
#51
I don't know. My username is my last name and first initial so I guess someone in my family kills me?
Final score:
1point
#52
Apparently my death will involve an object, person or place that contains protons and/or neutrons. At least I’m safe from electrons, photons and neutrinos! Phew!
Final score:
1point
#53
Having to interact with humans. Truly terrifying....
Final score:
1point
#54
10 Beats of the Bodhran (probably more) or maybe a Brogue Kick will send me back to 1987 lol.
Final score:
1point
#55
I will get danced off-stage in newsies and get kicked in the face by the newsies jump!
Final score:
1point
#56
I accidentally upset a unicorn, then continue to be oblivious to its angriness. And I die a painful death that takes about 2 hours of horn poking.
Final score:
1point
#57
A tiger without romantic or sexual attraction will kill me
Final score:
1point
#62
I turn into a demon and go to hell (presuming it's real, it's probably not)
Final score:
0points
What do you think ?
Admiral Graf Spee he/him 1 year ago
what nice ways of dying (sarcasm but nice to get to know everyone)
Mermeow Overlord (they/them) 1 year ago
I am a cat so I guess I get 9 lives, this is a fate I can accept.
Admiral Graf Spee he/him 1 year ago
what nice ways of dying (sarcasm but nice to get to know everyone)
Mermeow Overlord (they/them) 1 year ago
I am a cat so I guess I get 9 lives, this is a fate I can accept.
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