If my husband was the detective I put out in plain sight. He'd never find it.

Otherwise top of the bedroom door frame.

Report

Final score:

25points

A girl

POST

View more comments

If the detective only has one shot at saying, "this is the hidden paperclip," I'd put it a container of identical paper clips.

Otherwise, I'd probably tape it under that recess behind the kitchen sink. It's hard as hell to see or reach up there when there's a leak. As long as the detective isn't allowed to remove my plumbing fixtures, I should be winning some money.

Report

Final score:

25points

*InsertWittyUsernameHere*

POST

Inside a sock, then wash it and dry it. The sock fairies will steal it and it will never be seen again.

Or the bottom of my purse. When something goes in, it never comes back out. 😂

Report

Final score:

23points

WitchyWoo

POST

I unfold it so it's straight and push it through one of the thumbtack holes in the drywall.

Report

Final score:

15points

RedBadgerCan'tSwim

POST

View more comments

Up my chimney

Report

Final score:

12points

Agent_fox77

POST

View more comments

Page 2 of Google

Report

Final score:

11points

Hxllokxty (They/it)

POST

View more comments

I would anesthetize the detective as soon as he entered my house and surgically implant the paper clip in his stomach along with some very high fiber food. Throughout the 24 hours he would feel the need to use the bathroom more and more. Every time they asked I would say No. Finally, during the 23rd hour I would say, “Oh, OK. You can use the bathroom.” The detective would unknowingly deposit the paper clip into my house right before they were about to win and leave the house with it. Then I would use the money to start a school for detectives to train them in techniques on how to avoid being unknowingly anesthetized. Cash cow.

Report

Final score:

10points

kitten levels tokyo

POST

View more comments

Easy, I swallow it.

Report

Final score:

9points

This That Pink Venom

POST

View more comments

I break it into lots of pieces and hide the little bits and pieces around. If that isn't allowed I will put in the couch's hole, nothing will be found in there.

Report

Final score:

9points

Shaba Ding Dong

POST

Take the plug off an appliance, straighten the paper clip, slide the paper clip inside the wire casing of the appliance cord, replace plug, collect money.

Report

Final score:

8points

Donkey boi

POST

Unfold it and put it in my chandelier

Report

Final score:

7points

Lil Potato IS BACK!!!!

POST

I would hide it in an enormous box of paper clips.

Report

Final score:

7points

Jon H

POST

View more comments

Unfold it, put it in one my books (I have a lot).

Report

Final score:

6points

Red Panda

POST

I would carefully lift one of the houseplants out of its pot, stick the straightened paperclip through into the soil partway down pushing it in far enough neither end is visible, then repot the plant and water well enough to disguise any soil disturbance. Oh, and then quickly wipe up any spilt soil and spend the rest of the five minutes watering the other plants so it doesn't look odd that this one has been watered.
Then in the last minute, flush the toilet so the detective hears the cistern re-filling when they come in, so wastes at least some of their time thinking I've flushed it.

Report

Final score:

6points

Amused panda

POST

I would straighten it out, cut the tiniest hole in the wall-to-wall carpeting, near the tacks (so a metal detector wouldn’t pick it up), and push the paper clip through so it was lying against the subflooring. The detective could be walking over it all night long and never notice.

Report

Final score:

5points

April Caron

POST

I would unfold the paper clip, twist it into the shape of a bobby pin, and stick it in my hair.

Report

Final score:

5points

Willow

POST

That depends. Is it a single specific paperclip that says "Kilroy was here" in miniscule writing and glows in the dark, or any old paperclip?

Report

Final score:

5points

By Deleted User

POST

Tape it to the top of my ceiling fan, then leave the fan on for the rest of the day.

Report

Final score:

5points

A Random Potato

POST

Slide into stick of butter, run finger over hole to hide, rewrap stick & replace in box with other sticks.

Report

Final score:

5points

Ches Yamada

POST

Am I allowed to carry it on me personally? Easy then - Put it into my luna cup and in it goes! Will take me less than 30 seconds to hide it, cannot fall out by mistake and I am quite sure they are not allowed to search me there without a very good reason and a warrant. I doubt that would be possible within 24 hours. And no, I am not worried about leaving the cup inside for 24 hours. Metal detector? Yeah, piercings, you know... Where can I collect my money?

Report

Final score:

5points

Yoga Kitty

POST

I would fold it into an (almost) ball, then stick it into a plastic straw.
When the detective's not looking, i'll blow into the straw like another human would with blow darts. Onto their head, right as they take off their hat.
In case the detective isn't from the late 1800s, I would simply hide it in my cats litter box like the other 589 people from this post.

Report

Final score:

5points

Sardonyx_3

POST

Smelt it so it bakes into a wire fence

Report

Final score:

4points

Bluraven :3

POST

I will stick it in the jar of a year old peanut butter sitting in the back of the fridge.

Report

Final score:

4points

Dutchman Callypso

POST

View more comments

Put it in my cats litter tray, just before i clean it

Report

Final score:

4points

Noodle Panda

POST

View more comments

I would unfold it, and stick it in an air vent.

OR

I would Hide it inside of the bale of hay in my backyard.

Report

Final score:

4points

Xavier_Is_Sus

POST

View more comments

I take a pair of socks. I put it inside one of them and pop them both in the washing machine. I have a fifty percent chance that the sock with the paper clip inside will never be seen on this Earth again. (If necessary, I'll repeat with more pairs of socks until - pouf! - it is gone.)

Report

Final score:

4points

Sue Denham

POST

Move the cover from a light switch and push the paper clip in to the space between the electrical box and the drywall. It would fall into the wall cavity below.

Report

Final score:

4points

UncleThug

POST

I'll either stuff it in the rest of the insulation wool I have in the attic or put it under the rear left leg of the table in the cellar. It's full of old stuff and super heavy. Or I'll put it in a carton of milk and close it so it looks unopend - what will he do? Empty all off my milk cartons?

Report

Final score:

3points

wifeofweasley

POST

View more comments

Straighten it and stick it into the caulking in the back at the base of the toilet.

Report

Final score:

3points

Jynxiecat

POST

I would hide it in a bag of sex toys or a poopy baby diaper. I can’t imagine anyone desperate enough to look in either. 😈

Report

Final score:

3points

Melissa Donnelly

POST

View more comments

unfold open my chromebook( IN the chromebook) unfold paper clip shove it inside it then close the gap OR give it ti my little brother every thing he takes never returns.....

Report

Final score:

3points

Hannah Couch

POST

View more comments

Melt a candle down. Put the clip around the wick. Tie a piece of fishing line around the clip and hold it so it's suspended in the middle of the candle. Let the wax resolidify. If needed, light the candle to explain away the scent. Viola, a place the detective is unlikely to look.

Or better yet, just eat the paperclip.

Report

Final score:

3points

Duck's Shredder

POST

View more comments

The dryer, it eats zippers so a paperclip doesn't have a chance.

Report

Final score:

3points

Rider

POST

My mum makes quince paste and cuts it into cubes, I would just stick it in one and put it in the bottom of the box and put the box at the back of the fridge. Easy. THE MONEY IS MIIIIIINE!!!!

Report

Final score:

3points

Radish The Rabbit

POST

View more comments

Shove it into a poop in the cat's litter box.
Or if the detective is a man, inside an old tampon in the disposal bag under my bathroom sink. Nasty, but there's no way he'll look there.

Report

Final score:

3points

Jenn C

POST

I would hide my paper clip in the container that holds paper clips.

Report

Final score:

3points

Ellen Woods

POST

View more comments

For $10K? Inserted in a turd, in the bottom of one my cats’ litter boxes.

Report

Final score:

3points

Natalie H

POST

I'm not telling! Find it or give me my money

Report

Final score:

3points

AlexJ

POST

In my attic there's cracks between floorboards where you can drop a small item down inside the walls of the house.

Report

Final score:

3points

Phobrek

POST

Under the fridge. Too dark to see.

Report

Final score:

3points

Toter Tat

POST

There's a little crack were the wall meets the floor in my office. A paperclip fell inside and not only is it impossible to see, because that crack goes down into the wall deeply, it's impossible to get it out as well.

I'd put it in there. The detective might suspect it's in there, if he ever finds that little crack, but he'd never be able to prove it.

Report

Final score:

3points

Sonja

POST

I'd bend so it's shaped like a hair clip/, Bobby pin, and slide it under the tiny spot in our carpeted bedroom along with a couple of small hair clips and/or Bobby pins. Then I'd use something small enough to get under the carpet, like a chop stick, and push the paper clip further under the carpet.

Report

Final score:

2points

Bonesko

POST

I'd put it in the fire place, then the detective wouldn't check there if it was burning wood

Report

Final score:

2points

Tsunami_The_Seawing

POST

Inside the mechanisms of the treadmill. If they scanned it would blend in

Report

Final score:

2points

Izzi C

POST

Up inside the pipes of the toilet

Report

Final score:

2points

Foxes forever!

POST

Hide it in the dog food, not for the dog to eat but just keeping it in the fridge. It’s all wet so they wouldn’t want to touch it.

Report

Final score:

2points

Amity Blight (Se/Sem/Sers)

POST

In a dvd case

Report

Final score:

2points

Fluffy mommy panda

POST

Inside the computer, tarned as a wire

Report

Final score:

2points

Alexander

POST

View more comments

I will take our sugar jar when it's only 1/4 of the way full. I will put the paper clip in there and fill the jar up with sugar.

Or take off my bed sheet and cut a tiny hole into my mattress and put it in there. Then put the bed sheet back on

Or in our crafty room, that place is a mess no one can find anything

Report

Final score:

2points

Chickens are fluffy

POST

In my big bin of Lego

Report

Final score:

2points

Duckbadger

POST

Hide it in a pile of rancid food that has been mixed together and fermented for a week in the garbage bin, and pile a ton of other gross foods and dog c**p and stuff on top.

Report

Final score:

2points

Emerald

POST

Easy I would put it in my Phone case,Then the detective would never find it

Report

Final score:

2points

ileana larson

POST

View more comments

I place it by the others on my task.

Report

Final score:

2points

Another Fool on the Hill

POST

Inside the breaker box main input wire strands

Report

Final score:

2points

Justin Trouble

POST

Filter/trap of the dishwasher drain.

Report

Final score:

2points

PunnyPanda

POST

Easy I swallow it or shove it up where the sun don't shine or put it inside of a paperclip box. He won't know if the paperclip he found is the one he needs to find or not. OR straighten it and put it into my sword's sheath or in a books binding or just put it under my extremely heavy bed or mess of boxes in my closet

Report

Final score:

2points

Dr.Bright

POST

I'd turn off all the electricity in my house, go inside, make a bunch of red herrings, then eat it.

Report

Final score:

2points

BOTW PANDA

POST

I would put it in my radiator (it is a tad broken) and have it taped there, paper put over it and painted and also in a lil hole that is somehow in the wall. If not that then I would put it in my pocket.

Report

Final score:

2points

CouchChihuahua (He/Him)

POST

Behind the shelf in the cupboard in my desk. I’d put some stuff on the shelf aswell.

Report

Final score:

2points

CrazyCatLady

POST

I have a lot of wool. Like, a LOT. I would sick the paperclip inside one of the balls of wool, not quite in the middle of the pile, but not on the edge

Report

Final score:

2points

tHeBoRdEsTpAnDa

POST

Inside the electrical panel behind my refrigerator. Then I would hide an additional 200 paperclips throughout my house.

Report

Final score:

2points

Paulsible deniability

POST

I would put it back in the box of paperclips.

Report

Final score:

2points

Alexa Saltz

POST

Inside of a cookbook.

Report

Final score:

2points

Mackenzie Davis

POST

Seeing as I can't find a marker In my room it's so messy, the answer is my room all I have to do is chuck it in that black hole and enjoy my money

Report

Final score:

2points

Calvin Gramling

POST

Flush it down the toilet

Report

Final score:

1point

Himiko

POST

View more comments

I make it the smallest it can be and hide it in a little crack in the fireplace (and hide the evidence of me making it smaller)

Report

Final score:

1point

IDRK

POST

Place under the sole of one of my many shoes.

Report

Final score:

1point

Luke T

POST

add it to powdered laundry soap

Report

Final score:

1point

Proud Mommy

POST

I would put it in my closet there is a space behind the clothes and the front is so messy you could reach or the attic is above or I have a bunk bed I would put it in the hole and no one could get it out

Report

Final score:

1point

Eevee

POST

I'll flush it (if I don't have to show it after 24 hours)

Report

Final score:

1point

pandaPanda

POST

Just one paperclip? I'd paint one with clear nail polish, let it dry, and put it in my box of paperclips.

Report

Final score:

1point

Snorkeldorf

POST

I swallow it.

Report

Final score:

1point

H M

POST

I would detach a part of the decorative magnet that has metal in it and hide it in between and glue it back together and put it back on the fridge door among the other magnets. A metal detector wouldn't be much help. My second choice would be a self-made game character whose inner frame is iron wire. Dismantling it could feel bad even for the detective.

Report

Final score:

1point

LillieMean

POST

I'd put it inside of one of my wool balls. Other options are: behind the oven, within the soil of the snails, in that tiny broken part in the sole of the guest-slippers.

Report

Final score:

1point

Show thyself

POST

i would put it in a ball of yarn, then put that in my yarn stash in my incredibly messy craft closet, impossible.

Report

Final score:

1point

Anonymousplease

POST

Unfold it then hang it over the shower head

Report

Final score:

1point

marii 🥷

POST

I? I would stick it on the countertop.

Report

Final score:

1point

smolspeedycats

POST

In the sewer line cleanout, behind the plug

Report

Final score:

1point

david potts

POST

in a jar of spaghetti sauce in the refrigerator

Report

Final score:

1point

you can call me Geo

POST

Under a drawer like taped to the bottom or in a picture in a box in my attic

Report

Final score:

1point

Pillowarmidiloroku

POST

Straighten it out (notice a pattern here?) and slide it vertically into the window track--no matter how far you push the window up or down, the way it's constructed will keep the clip from falling down and being detected.

Report

Final score:

1point

NakNakNak

POST

Unfold it, insulate it with shrink tube, solder it onto an old curcuit board that's lying around in the box with broken electronics.

Report

Final score:

1point

Xottel

POST

I put it inside the shower curtain pole..surely the detective won't look there.

Report

Final score:

1point

Katrina Nixon

POST

In the cat litter... I buy 35 lbs. of cat litter in plastic tubs. No one except me changes the litter and in fact, will suddenly have a million other things to do when it's time for a litter change. I'd say it's a 1000% that it would never be found there.

Report

Final score:

1point

Cynthia Kelly

POST

I would bend it up so it’s small and then put it in the light fixture on my back patio. It would blend in with all the other bugs!

Report

Final score:

1point

Finally_Found_A_Name

POST

Put it in vegetable drawer of the refrigerator. My husband would never check there. I'm not sure he even knows what a vegetable drawer is!!

Report

Final score:

1point

Jackie Walters

POST

*eats the paperclip*

Report

Final score:

1point

venintherogue

POST

I would put it in a Tampon box. Most men would never look there.

Report

Final score:

1point

ShaZam

POST

Inside a Baby Ruth inside a "dirty" diaper inside the diaper genie.

Report

Final score:

1point

Kim J

POST

In the detectives pocket

Report

Final score:

1point

Puffy Panda

POST

I would make a hole in the dry wall, push the clip onto the wall itself, patch it up, and repaint it.

Report

Final score:

1point

Dragons Exist

POST

Crawl space

Report

Final score:

1point

Mike DeGeorge

POST

Probably….
Ok I think I would either flush it down the toilet, that or bend it up and hide it in my backyard.

Report

Final score:

1point

Oliver

POST

Ok I have a second one that would work better…
So do yall ever hear of a safe box?
And if he gets into the safe imma put it in a container full of identical ones but will slightly bend the one so I can show him later as the cash rolls in

Report

Final score:

1point

Oliver

POST

Hide it under my tongue 👅

Report

Final score:

1point

I Am, In Fact, That Weirdo

POST

Simply put it in front of my doggo. I will never be seen again...

Report

Final score:

1point

Lexi Jensen :)

POST

In a jumbo box of paper clips.

Report

Final score:

1point

Mimi M

POST

Inside the piano. Or the thermometer. Or the back of the toilet, if I’m feeling evil.

Report

Final score:

1point

and_a_touch_of_the_’tism

POST

Inside the attic crawlspace, inside the lighting fixture. If they use a metal detector it might as well blend in. If not I would straighten it it and resend it in a different way to blend in with my metal balls, in the basket, on my table.

Report

Final score:

0points

Yeet_girl360

POST

View more comments

My vagina, and I don't leave my apartment in 24 hours

Report

Final score:

-12points

Synsepalum

POST