*Plot twist*

#1

I was wating for this moment my whole life! I opened the front door to find someone standing on my porch.

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#2

“Hmm yes. Potato”.

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#3

She went into her bedroom and dove under the bed, sure she'd be safe there. She waited and waited, but the noises wouldn't stop..

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#4

"Dark in here isn't it?". I thought I was alone.

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#5

“I’ve been kicked, beaten and unwanted ever since I can remember.”


“But, whenever I see a human, I still wag my tail out of hope.”

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#6

“What in the planet blown up in the space war of 1942 is this doing in your room?” Those were the words my mother siad as she held up the dust particle that belonged to my half-spider sibling

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#7

He darted forwards, catching the door before it slammed shut. "We only have a few hours left!"

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#8

I opened my eyes and expected to see the colorful vibrant colors of the kitchen. But instead i was greeted by utter darkness.

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#9

This biscuit tasted different,...weird. What ingredients have they used; it tastes so unnatural!

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#10

It’s like there was no escape, the room went on forever. That was until she realized she was dead.

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#11

How could she do this? She swore she wouldn't

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#12

But what about Kate??? We can't just leave her!

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#13

the explosion he felt, the one that shook the earth.... was the destruction of the last great man- made tank-city. he fell to his knees, with one hand on his helmet, and the other on the ashy dirt of this old earth.

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#14

I was walking through an alley. Cold. Alone. I thought for sure they would be here by now... "those idiots, they probably forgot about me" Then I heard a sound. An ambush! Before I knew it, I was surrounded by strange creatures. I knew I couldn't take on these things by myself. Then I saw a massive beam of light. I heard the boss music intensify. "finally" I sighed, "They're here"

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#15

“Ah yes.” He stared longingly at the shooting range.

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#16

A girl was walking with her friends. They were going to an amusement park!

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#17

He insisted that the knife slipped. One of the witnesses was certain it was no accident.

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#18

I opened the door and saw my girlfriend sitting at the table

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#19

"Thank God you picked up! Where are you?"

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#20

"So, you're telling me," I questioned, "Magic is real and I can do it?"
The enchantress nodded, grabbing my hand, pointing it towards the sky, and grinning at my shocked reaction as blue electricity crackled between my fingertips.

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#21

After years of research, I had finally found what I was looking for. In the cold Antarctic night, I opened the frozen wooden crate.

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#22

“Trust me,” he said as he jumped of the cliff with a grin on his face

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#23

"So it's a deal, then?" The man asked, holding out his hand.

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#24

I woke up and and realized somebody was in my bed. I said, “What the…”

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#25

It was all dark. I mean, after all, it was the insides of a whale.

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#26

the group chat and see what happens if we can make a meeting with the team to make the changes in our budget. we just wanted you guys wanna know that you blew me away and you didn't get a good job at the time to get my life in order to be at the fact I have a lot to say to the vans of you.

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#27

He looked down at his plan, whisking a tuft of brown hair out of his face. "Now I just need something to blow up... AHA!"

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#28

The priest ,always the same priest,complained that banned Carolina was at it again riding the cable-car

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#29

I stared into the dark hole that had mysteriously appeared in my garden. And way deep down into the black void, something stared back.

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#30

It was the middle of the night when the sound of the doorbell woke her up. Groggy and confused, she took a minute to decide if it was real or she had dreamed it.

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#31

As I was just finishing up, my brother burst into my room. All the blood drained from my body.

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#32

I was walking down the road, scrolling through bored panda. I started to write a post...

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#33

Here I was, alone in a clearing in the woods. Stepping upon me was a large gray wolf-who I did not expect to suddenly speak up to me. (Continue)

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#34

The man waited silently. His lantern flickered, then went out.

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#35

"Hey buddy. You like candy?"

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#36

"I'm tired of picking up this turtle twenty times a day," she signed angrily.

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#37

As the zombie smashed the car window, I smacked him with a baseball bat. The zombie sighed and said...

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#38

14+ years and I still whisper his name, the first thing in the morning or whenever m in pain...Àll tears are for him....💔

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#39

Just when I thought everything had been taken care of, I heard the telephone ring. Shivers of dread ran up & down my spine; I wondered, can I? Do I? Will I be able to do this?

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#40

She went out to the veggie garden like she did every morning. To her dismay she noticed a new molehill in the middle of her strawberry patch, so she leaned forward to inspect it.

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#41

I turned my collar up, against the slowly rain. I looked him in the eye.

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#42

Abigail finally decided she would eat the curious blue heart shaped plant. One bite and the world began to swirl and twist in on itself.

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#43

I vomited. Disgusting.

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#44

I hear a boom. "O no the apocalypse has begun."

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#45

Umm babe, where did my cooking oil I just made go? I told you I need it for the brownies today!

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#46

Looks like I dug my own grave with this one; a crowd had gathered around me. Now, I have two options...

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#47

With his sword out, he started to battle the dark overlord. Suddenly, he fell to the floor, and the dark lord raised his sword.

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#48

This was it, the moment I'd been waiting forever for. He was the one!

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#49

Please, anybody...

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#50

Have you got the chequebook? Oh, and we need some butter.

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#51

I am sitting in the dark alone listening to the screams from the other room. I will be next.

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#52

I was floating around in my tub, and I sneezed. Someone said bless you; I live alone.

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#53

(Not mine, but wanted to share)


“The aliens arrived with a message of peace and love for Earth.
So, as the first gesture of goodwill, they purged all human parasites from its surface.”

“Please, take me instead!” I scream, grabbing at the men who were holding my children.
“Sorry Ma’am, kiddies only” they replied, as they continued loading up the last lifeboat aboard the ship.


Being one of the first humans on mars has its perks.
Being the only one to be forgotten however, certainly doesn’t.



Two eyes peered down at me through the darkness.
“No, no survivors here.” I heard the rescue searcher say.

Personally, I love all of my creations equally.
Sometimes though, I wonder if any of them remember that they used to be human.

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#54

Once upon a time there was a little girl who fell out of her tower and broke her neck and a bunch of stuff and a bunch of stuff and a bunch of stuff and a bunch of stuff and someone rescued her in a bunch of stuff and a bunch of stuff and we kidnapped her in a bunch of stuff and a bunch of stuff at the end and a bunch of stuff. And a bunch of stuff in a bunch of stuff and a bunch of stuff and a bunch of stuff.


* see? Two sentences!*

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#55

"They told us we wouldn't come back alive". Tears steamed down my face. But where are U going?

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#56

A young man watched two workers heave cinder blocks from a semi-demolished building. He wanted to join them in a simple task, but far overcame desire.

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#57

I knew it was wrong, but it felt so right. How could I possibly explain this to anyone else, when I couldn't even understand it myself?

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#58

"Forgejgdwjdjwdbvjhrjky" I said in dismay.
"What the f**k" said Steve from Minecraft. "You're high, aren't you"

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#59

My son used to love art, but would rip up his paper when he messed up. I just wish he didn't become a tattoo artist.


Now your turn, what's the second twist?

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#60

Grabbing her dagger, she leapt out the window only to find him standing there. "what do you want?" she growled with fury dancing in her eyes.

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#61

I should've stop - he kept telling to himself, as he ran hurriedly past where the body laid, in a puddle of blood that glistened with a rare purple spark under the moonlight.

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#62

I peaked aut of that hole, it was a beautiful green scenery and I realized I was on a peak

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#63

I shouldn’t have been here.
I looked in the mirror.

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#64

I had already reached the seventh floor when I got warned about “The Box.” I wasn’t sure if I should turn around because I didn’t recognize the number.

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#65

"Howdy," he told me, blushing at my confusion. It felt like I was losing myself, like all of my soul was being drained from my body.... Was it?

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#66

"Is this really necessary?"

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#67

“Hey…” he asked him. “I like you…a lot” he said, as nervous as ever. “Eric…” Daniel kissed him. “I like you, too!” Eric grinned and kissed Daniel. “ERIC?!” Yelled a voice, eric turned his head and then he saw his

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#68

"Drink, Kiss and be merry for today we live but tomorrow we shall die." Every day is Earth day, anyway!

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#69

I was looking at pet edibles for my poor cats scared of thunderstorms. Underneath flavors to choose from 'cat' flavor was listed.

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#70

"is there anything out there?" I called into the darkness. "There are many things, should one stop to look", the darkness answered.

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#71

I turned my key in the lock and pushed the front door open. It stopped a few inches in, on something noiseless and heavy.

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#72

This is from Kipper, one of my favorite shows as a kid.

Deep in the middle of the dark, dark wood there lived a horrible, horrendous, terrible, tremendous...

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#73

I dropped to my knees, kneeling infront of the small water fountain in the town square. Pressing my forearm against the cold concrete I scooped the water into my hands and…

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#74

It was a horrible accident; all 42 people died. But no one could find the gerbil.

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#75

Justin couldnt beleive his luck. Miranda's mom betrayed him?

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#76

FREE COOKIES - will deliver! All you have to do is listen to a sermon about Jesus Christ, and how he died for your sins!

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#77

"So, what's your favorite food?" I asked, he just smiles at me. I got really woozy, "W-what's your f-favori-" I pass out, "You." he says

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#78

So I was standing there, staring down the open hole

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#79

"And that's my presentation, thanks for listening!" Said _______, a smile plastered awkwardly on their red-tinted face.

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#80

He gripped the door k**b with his bloody hand, and turned around to take a last look. The kitchen light was still on...

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#81

The four-foot tall egg started to hatch. He didn't expect those mythical beast to come from egg.

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#82

She looked down smiling her creepy smile. « Goodnight John » she said with a swift movement down.

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#83

Her piercing grey eyes stared into his soul, “Tell me,” she said.

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#84

It was dinner time and I sat to get served food. My wife emerged from the kitchen with a bowl full of soup.

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#85

"This is the worst day ever," Gaylord Q. Tinkledink muttered. He twerked very sadly.
(Haha! Try to find a twist for that! Bet you can't)

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#86

“please, no!” I whimper, cowering my head into my knees. I feel the cold wind rushing onto my skin.

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#87

I looked up to the night sky for the final time. I can't believe it's time to move on from this city.

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#88

I opened my favorite game and was banned. The ban had no reason.

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#89

"Dammit," I groaned as I felt myself get stuck in the washing machine.
"Stepbro, I'm home!"

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#90

Wait, I remember you

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#91

I came here to do what must be done. And nothing is gonna stop me.

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#92

"What about no trolls left behind? Dad??"

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#93

No, this was wrong.
What was I doing?

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#94

i don't want to do this. i am doing this.

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#95

I am now outdoors. Is it okay now?

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#96

This was it, the moment I'd been waiting forever for. He was the one!

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#97

Alexandra didn't want to go to that birthday party, but Mary stole her parents' car and went to pick her up. There was a traditional engagement ceremony across the street, when the two arrived.

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#98

I screamed as the man in the mask slowly walked towards me, a knife raised above his head, watching me trapped in the corner of the room. As he was just about to stab me, I said, ¨

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#99

Meow.

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