Hey Pandas, Write A Two-Sentence Story And Let People In The Comments Add A Twist (Closed)

#1

I was wating for this moment my whole life! I opened the front door to find someone standing on my porch.

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everyone's favorite person 2 years ago

"Do you have a moment to listen to our message about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?" I shut the door, disappointed. It was not the pizza delivery guy.

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#2

“Hmm yes. Potato”.

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DUN DUN 2 years ago

She said looking at an onion.

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#3

She went into her bedroom and dove under the bed, sure she'd be safe there. She waited and waited, but the noises wouldn't stop..

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colorfultragedy

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everyone's favorite person 2 years ago

mom and dad were getting it on for the 10th time this week!

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#4

"Dark in here isn't it?". I thought I was alone.

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Nathaniel

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Richard A Petro 2 years ago

"That's right, you're a loan" said a loud, hissing voice behind me "and I'm here to collect WHAT is owed me!" Then, to my right, a partially eaten apple thumped on the ground next to me!

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#5

“I’ve been kicked, beaten and unwanted ever since I can remember.”
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“But, whenever I see a human, I still wag my tail out of hope.”

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SaunteringVaugelyDownwards

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StevenTheNeat 2 years ago

hope for one last meal, before the critical cancer reaches my brain. if it gets to my spine, there will be no hope that my race can overtake the humans, and survive on this planet. my name is byerkan the first, and this is the story of the end of the humans.

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#6

“What in the planet blown up in the space war of 1942 is this doing in your room?” Those were the words my mother siad as she held up the dust particle that belonged to my half-spider sibling

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Chinmayee Kalghatgi

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Joyce C 2 years ago

Who lost his 8th shoe.

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#7

He darted forwards, catching the door before it slammed shut. "We only have a few hours left!"

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Aerial (Any pronouns/Canadian/Jewish)

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K- THULU 2 years ago

"But", I wept, " i just can't sit through another star wars movie..."

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#8

I opened my eyes and expected to see the colorful vibrant colors of the kitchen. But instead i was greeted by utter darkness.

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Correy

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Zedrapazia 2 years ago

This was the moment i realized that I had walked into the kitchen cabinet accidentally

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#9

This biscuit tasted different,...weird. What ingredients have they used; it tastes so unnatural!

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DUN DUN

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Francesa Miller 2 years ago

"But it's all natural." Aunt said. "Healthy, organic ingredients only." No wonder it tasted weird. It was missing my normal sugars, flavorings, and preservatives. I could already feel the withdrawal symptoms rising to an unwholesome crescendo. How dare she do this to me.

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#10

It’s like there was no escape, the room went on forever. That was until she realized she was dead.

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-Beep-

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Correy 2 years ago

Indeed you are. Wait, she said, who is speaking to me? It is me, the voice said, Albus Dumbledore

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#11

How could she do this? She swore she wouldn't

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donnie supremacy (she/her)

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*Displayname*=idk 2 years ago

She killed the petty cashier from Walmart. All because she couldn't win the $500 gift card from the survey.

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#12

But what about Kate??? We can't just leave her!

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Succulent 🇺🇦

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Will sell soul for corn chip 2 years ago

" SHUT UP MELVIN, SHE STOLE MY PRINGLES. SHE CAN DIE FOR ALL I CARE"

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#13

the explosion he felt, the one that shook the earth.... was the destruction of the last great man- made tank-city. he fell to his knees, with one hand on his helmet, and the other on the ashy dirt of this old earth.

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StevenTheNeat

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Peej Maybe 2 years ago

"CUT! Honestly Steven, how many times do I have to tell you, you look like a walrus chewing a wasp when you stick out your bottom lip during emotional scenes! Reset everyone, let's try it again and this time for goodness sake try and be a little less wooden!"

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#14

I was walking through an alley. Cold. Alone. I thought for sure they would be here by now... "those idiots, they probably forgot about me" Then I heard a sound. An ambush! Before I knew it, I was surrounded by strange creatures. I knew I couldn't take on these things by myself. Then I saw a massive beam of light. I heard the boss music intensify. "finally" I sighed, "They're here"

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Very Normal Giraffe

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Lennah Palbachm 2 years ago

... but then Ryan Reynolds appeared out of nowhere and stole my sunglasses.

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#15

“Ah yes.” He stared longingly at the shooting range.

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Supa79

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Chris Osborn 2 years ago

If only we had bullets to put in the gun.

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#16

A girl was walking with her friends. They were going to an amusement park!

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Sequoia door.

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DUN DUN 2 years ago

They had received tickets in an envelope the previous day, and they were SO excited! But they were not so sure about the address of the park...Area 51? What area was this? 25? 37? How many more blocks to go before they reach 51? They decided to ask the man standing ta bit farther, in the all black attire. They hoped he would know where to go from here.

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#17

He insisted that the knife slipped. One of the witnesses was certain it was no accident.

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Sue Denham

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Gummy_wormz 2 years ago

But the witness was not JUST a witness. He was... The victim.

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#18

I opened the door and saw my girlfriend sitting at the table

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Has sold soul for corn chip

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DUN DUN 2 years ago

...and shoving cabbage into her mouth like there was no tomorrow. I got so mad! Doesn't she know about the cabbage price hike!? How can she finish all of it at once!? That was a week's worth of stuff right inside that mouth of hers.

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#19

"Thank God you picked up! Where are you?"

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you can call me Geo

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Nicole Normand 2 years ago

You called me; you should know where I am.

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#20

"So, you're telling me," I questioned, "Magic is real and I can do it?"
The enchantress nodded, grabbing my hand, pointing it towards the sky, and grinning at my shocked reaction as blue electricity crackled between my fingertips.

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webster

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DUN DUN 2 years ago

My vision went black, and the next thing I knew, I was waking up in a hospital with severe 4-degree burns on my fingers and hand. That w(b)itch! She electrocuted me when I was high!

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#21

After years of research, I had finally found what I was looking for. In the cold Antarctic night, I opened the frozen wooden crate.

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Brittany

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Nicole Normand 2 years ago

My old skis were in there, right where I left them.

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#22

“Trust me,” he said as he jumped of the cliff with a grin on his face

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Ms. Human Being

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Shoto Todoroki 2 years ago

The cliff in realty was no maybe about as big as a boulder, I hear his sneakers crunch on the gravel on the other end. He returns his face flushed with embarrassment "It was cooler in my head"

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#23

"So it's a deal, then?" The man asked, holding out his hand.

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Smiley!

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Jono 2 years ago

With the cost of living rocketing , he thought he may have to sell his other hand too

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#24

I woke up and and realized somebody was in my bed. I said, “What the…”

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Sawyer Kidder

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Nicole Normand 2 years ago

You again!?

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#25

It was all dark. I mean, after all, it was the insides of a whale.

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IAMMATEO

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Maggie 2 years ago

Still, the advantage was plenty of whale oil for his lamp, so he lit it. "Bloody heartburn", grumbled the whale. Must be something I ate.

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#26

the group chat and see what happens if we can make a meeting with the team to make the changes in our budget. we just wanted you guys wanna know that you blew me away and you didn't get a good job at the time to get my life in order to be at the fact I have a lot to say to the vans of you.

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yup (:

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Shoto Todoroki 2 years ago

"Uh...okay but do you want fries with that?" The fast food worker asks.

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#27

He looked down at his plan, whisking a tuft of brown hair out of his face. "Now I just need something to blow up... AHA!"

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Roseriver_DSMP

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Roseriver_DSMP (Submission author) 2 years ago

"What about my own nation? Yes, that seems about right."

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#28

The priest ,always the same priest,complained that banned Carolina was at it again riding the cable-car

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Jette Wang Wahnon

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Chinmayee Kalghatgi 2 years ago

This time the preist had a plan, he sent a bunch of killer bees wearing trench coats to steal her money in the form of a billionare

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#29

I stared into the dark hole that had mysteriously appeared in my garden. And way deep down into the black void, something stared back.

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ANGELINE VARONIS

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Genny McD 2 years ago

I jerked back in suprise at the eyes staring at me. I must have been hypnotized by those eyes, I didn't realize that I was also in the hole now sinking deeper until a chunk of dirt fell in my head

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#30

It was the middle of the night when the sound of the doorbell woke her up. Groggy and confused, she took a minute to decide if it was real or she had dreamed it.

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ThisIsMe

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webster 2 years ago

Dreamed it, she must have. It was crazy. Of course Nicolas Cage didn't just offer to set up a doorbell for her new apartment. But his face, perpetually and simultaneously in a state of confusion and petty sarcasm, was so clear to her...

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#31

As I was just finishing up, my brother burst into my room. All the blood drained from my body.

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bigfoot

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DUN DUN 2 years ago

I died of exsanguination; all because of my stupid brother!

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#32

I was walking down the road, scrolling through bored panda. I started to write a post...

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Lennah Palbachm

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Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 years ago

But you realise you were banned from commenting for a day for being sarcastic

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#33

Here I was, alone in a clearing in the woods. Stepping upon me was a large gray wolf-who I did not expect to suddenly speak up to me. (Continue)

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GSMountainWolf

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Succulent 2 years ago

"who the hell are you and why are you standing on my pizza?" He said, angry

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#34

The man waited silently. His lantern flickered, then went out.

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Rainbowskull13 (she/her)

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Succulent 2 years ago

Hello. We're been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty. He said menacingly

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#35

"Hey buddy. You like candy?"

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Nitro Codes (He/Yours ;)

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webster 2 years ago

"Yessir!" the little boy hollored. "Too bad, go bum off someone else," said Ronald McDonald, fed up with his day job.

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#36

"I'm tired of picking up this turtle twenty times a day," she signed angrily.

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Shyla Clay

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StrangerOfTheDark 2 years ago

"Then maybe you should stop stealing my turtle", said Steve.

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#37

As the zombie smashed the car window, I smacked him with a baseball bat. The zombie sighed and said...

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A Polar Bear

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Maggie 2 years ago

"Will you stop that. I left my car keys inside, I'm just trying to get home."

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Marinasongs1432 2 years ago

"Sir, Duolingo sent me because you haven't been practicing your spanish. So you have to beg for your life in spanish" He pulls out a gun.

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Purple Potato 2 years ago (edited)

"i've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty"

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Shoto Todoroki 2 years ago

"C-Can we stop?" The director lifts his hand and filming pauses "What now?" The zombie actor points at you "They used the real metal bat again...I swear I can't work with them."

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A Polar Bear (Submission author) 2 years ago (edited)

I'm loving the replies here, but I was honestly expecting someone to comment “Sir, we've been trying to contact you about your car's extended warranty.”

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ᔑᓵᒷ 𝙹⎓ ᓭ!¡ᔑ↸ᒷᓭ 2 years ago

I WOULD HAVE DONE THAT BUT I DIDN'T SEE THIS UNTIL NOW D:

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Anjelika 2 years ago

I'm not going to eat your brains mate, these days human brains are all air,not nourishing at all

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David Henry 2 years ago

"I thought it was PEANUT BUTTER JELLY with a baseball bat? Where's my goddamn peanut butter and jelly???"

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chimken 🇺🇦 2 years ago

“Dude, chill the f**k out! I left my wallet!”

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Hiya Bhatia 2 years ago

I love tacos….

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rxndomhumxn01 2 years ago

Chill, I just wanted to ask if you had spare ketchup for my buddy Dracula

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Benjamin Brogan 2 years ago

..."You know, that just doesn't do anything to us zombies. It wears You out, making you an exhausted food source."

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#38

14+ years and I still whisper his name, the first thing in the morning or whenever m in pain...Àll tears are for him....💔

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Manjari Gupta

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Nicole Normand 2 years ago

Good thing I'm keeping him on his lazy-boy, otherwise I would forget how he looks like after all these years.

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#39

Just when I thought everything had been taken care of, I heard the telephone ring. Shivers of dread ran up & down my spine; I wondered, can I? Do I? Will I be able to do this?

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Chris Osborn

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Lennah Palbachm 2 years ago

My car insurance reminder was never pleasant

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#40

She went out to the veggie garden like she did every morning. To her dismay she noticed a new molehill in the middle of her strawberry patch, so she leaned forward to inspect it.

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Lousha

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Roseriver_DSMP 2 years ago

And it turned out the molehill was a rickroll. Careful where you look....

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#41

I turned my collar up, against the slowly rain. I looked him in the eye.

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Phil Green

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Ribbon 2 years ago

And I asked him those burning questions. "Where did he come from," I demanded with tears in my eyes. "Where did he go? Where did he come from?" Before I could continue, he cut me off. Three simple words, yet powerful enough to make one go weak in the knees. "Cotton Eye Joe."

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#42

Abigail finally decided she would eat the curious blue heart shaped plant. One bite and the world began to swirl and twist in on itself.

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Geeki Nikki

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Will sell soul for corn chip 2 years ago

Colors she had never seen before danced around her, terrifying creatures with too many limbs and gaping jaws jumped at her as she screamed, crying for help and she rocked back and forth. She clawed at her face, her nails drawing blood. Finally, she passed out, only waking up when it was dark, her face aching.

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#43

I vomited. Disgusting.

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ima cat

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Natalie Odilo 2 years ago

I agree.

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#44

I hear a boom. "O no the apocalypse has begun."

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What?!?

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you can call me Geo 2 years ago

"You're always so full of drama" my Thea says, looking at me with her wry smile. That was the back door slamming. Your uncle is off to buy cigars.

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#45

Umm babe, where did my cooking oil I just made go? I told you I need it for the brownies today!

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Smokey Smile

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Nicole Normand 2 years ago

We're going vegan; you can use my avocado instead.

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#46

Looks like I dug my own grave with this one; a crowd had gathered around me. Now, I have two options...

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Mikawa

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Lennah Palbachm 2 years ago

Eat the scorpion or face Shirley

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#47

With his sword out, he started to battle the dark overlord. Suddenly, he fell to the floor, and the dark lord raised his sword.

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#DreamSMPistheBest1

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Maggie 2 years ago

Pointing it dramatically to the sky, he shouted, "Let there be light!" And there was light. And he showed himself to be, in fact, the Light Lord.

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#48

This was it, the moment I'd been waiting forever for. He was the one!

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Duck's Shredder

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Dog Lover 2 years ago

He had beautiful brown eyes and a big smile. He was dog she had been waiting for.

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#49

Please, anybody...

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The sword

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Succulent 2 years ago

Answer my text

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#50

Have you got the chequebook? Oh, and we need some butter.

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Seán Baron

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Marinasongs1432 2 years ago

"Of course we do, considering you used it to lubricate your ass!"

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#51

I am sitting in the dark alone listening to the screams from the other room. I will be next.

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Sebastian Theobald

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Marinasongs1432 2 years ago

This dentist ran out of numbing materials due to the pandemic. Everyone was getting root canals.

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#52

I was floating around in my tub, and I sneezed. Someone said bless you; I live alone.

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Marinasongs1432

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Destiny Harrison 2 years ago

Which is completely irrelevant as I was bathing in an IKEA display at the time. The staff was extremely upset.

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#53

(Not mine, but wanted to share)

“The aliens arrived with a message of peace and love for Earth.
So, as the first gesture of goodwill, they purged all human parasites from its surface.”

“Please, take me instead!” I scream, grabbing at the men who were holding my children.
“Sorry Ma’am, kiddies only” they replied, as they continued loading up the last lifeboat aboard the ship.

Being one of the first humans on mars has its perks.
Being the only one to be forgotten however, certainly doesn’t.

Two eyes peered down at me through the darkness.
“No, no survivors here.” I heard the rescue searcher say.

Personally, I love all of my creations equally.
Sometimes though, I wonder if any of them remember that they used to be human.

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SaunteringVaugelyDownwards

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Crowsgoin*brrr* 2 years ago (edited)

And startling awake, the cat said to itself, "damn that was a scary nightmare... is that how humans used to 'get it on' back when they weren't extinct?..." and proceeded to lick its behind.

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#54

Once upon a time there was a little girl who fell out of her tower and broke her neck and a bunch of stuff and a bunch of stuff and a bunch of stuff and a bunch of stuff and someone rescued her in a bunch of stuff and a bunch of stuff and we kidnapped her in a bunch of stuff and a bunch of stuff at the end and a bunch of stuff. And a bunch of stuff in a bunch of stuff and a bunch of stuff and a bunch of stuff.

* see? Two sentences!*

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Chatgirl#1

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Genny McD 2 years ago

At least, that's what she thought happened! Right before she got the ground, giant cloud like arms caught her right before she impacted the ground. She felt more than she heard. "You silly girl. Do you really think you can escape your confinement? You belong to me child. Stay" She felt her feet touch the hard cold stone floor. She looked around her. She still stood in the same barren room that she had been trapped in for the last 200 years.....

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#55

"They told us we wouldn't come back alive". Tears steamed down my face. But where are U going?

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Genny McD

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*Displayname*=idk 2 years ago (edited)

I tried to follow them but they closed the only door. I couldn't touch it because it was electric. I had shivers going down my back. My only choice was to find them and kill them. But where was I to find them?

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#56

A young man watched two workers heave cinder blocks from a semi-demolished building. He wanted to join them in a simple task, but far overcame desire.

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Sharon Talbot

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Lennah Palbachm 2 years ago

... he was too old for Legos

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#57

I knew it was wrong, but it felt so right. How could I possibly explain this to anyone else, when I couldn't even understand it myself?

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E Hall

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*Displayname*=idk 2 years ago

I had solved the magic spell that was forbidden for even the highest of magic users. It was illegal and you could be sentenced life in prison!

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#58

"Forgejgdwjdjwdbvjhrjky" I said in dismay.
"What the f**k" said Steve from Minecraft. "You're high, aren't you"

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J

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Ribbon 2 years ago

"Nooo, I'm Adam" I giggled

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#59

My son used to love art, but would rip up his paper when he messed up. I just wish he didn't become a tattoo artist.

Now your turn, what's the second twist?

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RandomPanda (She/Her)

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Federico Guerrero-Isaza 2 years ago

¨Oops, I accidentally gave your Danny Devito tattoo another arm.¨ *pulls out machete*

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#60

Grabbing her dagger, she leapt out the window only to find him standing there. "what do you want?" she growled with fury dancing in her eyes.

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kallee the frog

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Evie Denen 2 years ago

"I want to talk to you about your car's extended warranty"

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#61

I should've stop - he kept telling to himself, as he ran hurriedly past where the body laid, in a puddle of blood that glistened with a rare purple spark under the moonlight.

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Paola Martz

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Lennah Palbachm 2 years ago

... but it was Starbucks, and you had to fight to be first.

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#62

I peaked aut of that hole, it was a beautiful green scenery and I realized I was on a peak

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(lake)ڪوڪي[she/her]

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DUN DUN 2 years ago

..and I said "F**k it!" and jumped. I woke up screaming like a banshee on my bed, sweating like a waterfall, and apparently, I had wet the bed. Shaking my head, I got up to clean myself when I saw that I was literally standing on a mountain peak, this one happening in real life. I said "F**k it!" and jumped again. This time I did not wake up.

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#63

I shouldn’t have been here.
I looked in the mirror.

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The potato bee (any pronouns)

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🇺🇦WeDontTalkAboutBruno🇺🇦 2 years ago (edited)

There was... an ugly person there! Oh nevermind, just me

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#64

I had already reached the seventh floor when I got warned about “The Box.” I wasn’t sure if I should turn around because I didn’t recognize the number.

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Earl Grey

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Sophia Semchenko Detsch 2 years ago

Suddenly a potato walked out of the elevator and threw "The Box" at me and I fainted.

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#65

"Howdy," he told me, blushing at my confusion. It felt like I was losing myself, like all of my soul was being drained from my body.... Was it?

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Kalliann Nicole Carter

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Will sell soul for corn chip 2 years ago

His face began to morph, his skin becoming tighter and more wax-like, his eyes sinking in, and he smiled, the lips far to thin, and far too many teeth

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#66

"Is this really necessary?"

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Anna Scythe

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Nicole Normand 2 years ago

Yes it is. You have to suffer to be beautiful.

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“Hey…” he asked him. “I like you…a lot” he said, as nervous as ever. “Eric…” Daniel kissed him. “I like you, too!” Eric grinned and kissed Daniel. “ERIC?!” Yelled a voice, eric turned his head and then he saw his

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Briana Burton 2 years ago

Mom. "Eric what did I say about having a lover" "I can't have one till I'm older" "that's right so what is this""but I'm old enough now" no your not" "why not" "cause I'm your mom and I say so" "I hate you mom"Eric then runs away crying

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#68

"Drink, Kiss and be merry for today we live but tomorrow we shall die." Every day is Earth day, anyway!

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Roseriver_DSMP 2 years ago

She woke up. She was one of the few that narrowly escaped death itself... she put her space suit on and walked down across the Martian sand. Looking through the telescope, she could see the corpse of earth floating in darkness...

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#69

I was looking at pet edibles for my poor cats scared of thunderstorms. Underneath flavors to choose from 'cat' flavor was listed.

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Destiny Harrison 2 years ago

I wondered to myself how many cats one must taste before science can work out the flavor. Mr. Mittens T. Kitten was very particular about his cat flavored weed treats and if it was even slightly off I'd get an earful at 3am.

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#70

"is there anything out there?" I called into the darkness. "There are many things, should one stop to look", the darkness answered.

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Phil Green 2 years ago

The whole band were stood there, looking out at the crowd...

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#71

I turned my key in the lock and pushed the front door open. It stopped a few inches in, on something noiseless and heavy.

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Natasha 2 years ago (edited)

Suddenly the door flys open and you fall into the room. “Surprise” everyone screams. “Sorry” your totally high brother says, “I didn’t realized your door was there.”

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#72

This is from Kipper, one of my favorite shows as a kid.

Deep in the middle of the dark, dark wood there lived a horrible, horrendous, terrible, tremendous...

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Destiny Harrison 2 years ago

Potato. Hmm yes. Potato.

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#73

I dropped to my knees, kneeling infront of the small water fountain in the town square. Pressing my forearm against the cold concrete I scooped the water into my hands and…

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Destiny Harrison 2 years ago

Realized that my hand was suddenly completely wet.

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#74

It was a horrible accident; all 42 people died. But no one could find the gerbil.

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Federico Guerrero-Isaza 2 years ago

The gerbil was, of course, the bigger problem, since it controlled the weather.

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#75

Justin couldnt beleive his luck. Miranda's mom betrayed him?

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Federico Guerrero-Isaza 2 years ago

Miranda wondered why Justin was so happy about it.

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#76

FREE COOKIES - will deliver! All you have to do is listen to a sermon about Jesus Christ, and how he died for your sins!

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HorseMuse 2 years ago

I decided to bake after all!

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#77

"So, what's your favorite food?" I asked, he just smiles at me. I got really woozy, "W-what's your f-favori-" I pass out, "You." he says

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Jacob Frey 2 years ago

The wizard picked up his knife and cut off the gingerbread man's arm. Stabbing it with a fork, he put it into his mouth. He regretted ever teaching his apprentice the spell for animating objects.

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#78

So I was standing there, staring down the open hole

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Jacob Frey 2 years ago

Someone had eaten all my Cool Ranch Doritos!

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#79

"And that's my presentation, thanks for listening!" Said _______, a smile plastered awkwardly on their red-tinted face.

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kallee the frog 2 years ago

and she had quite the right to be awkwardly smiling.in the sewer, surrounded by the teenage muntant nija turtles. meilin lee was very out of place indeed.

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#80

He gripped the door k**b with his bloody hand, and turned around to take a last look. The kitchen light was still on...

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Cynthia Dennard 2 years ago

but you could still see the splatters everywhere.

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#81

The four-foot tall egg started to hatch. He didn't expect those mythical beast to come from egg.

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StrangerOfTheDark 2 years ago

Egg was bad egg. Bad egg make bad omelette. He much sad now.

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#82

She looked down smiling her creepy smile. « Goodnight John » she said with a swift movement down.

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athornedrose 2 years ago

and that was the end of it. he could never hurt her again. not her or any other woman. it was finally over

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#83

Her piercing grey eyes stared into his soul, “Tell me,” she said.

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foofoofloofy 2 years ago

"Huh?" He replied. "I wasn't paying attention. There's this cringe bird over there."

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#84

It was dinner time and I sat to get served food. My wife emerged from the kitchen with a bowl full of soup.

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Marinasongs1432 2 years ago

I was eating with my girlfriend at a restuarant.

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#85

"This is the worst day ever," Gaylord Q. Tinkledink muttered. He twerked very sadly.
(Haha! Try to find a twist for that! Bet you can't)

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David Henry 2 years ago

Gaylord Q. stared at Tinkledink's dance. The sadness in his words and face were on display, but his actions did not match the emotion. GQ looked back over their last two weeks together. All the blood. All the screams. All the unanswered begs and pleadings for their lives. GQ had been shown they were demons, he could see their skin quiver into some sharper shape everytime Tinkle touched him. But... But....But. Those two goddamn words that had just entered his head were so sickeningly terrifying he felt he might puke. "What if". What if he'd been misled? What if he'd slaughtered his in-laws? Tinkle had "kindly" spared him having to do his own wife. He stared at Tinkledink's sad little dance...and wondered once more those two words: What if....."I enjoyed it...?"

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#86

“please, no!” I whimper, cowering my head into my knees. I feel the cold wind rushing onto my skin.

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Destiny Harrison 2 years ago

"No more freezer pops! It's February. February!!!" I sobbed.

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#87

I looked up to the night sky for the final time. I can't believe it's time to move on from this city.

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Destiny Harrison 2 years ago

"We... We built... We built this city on Rock and Roll."

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#88

I opened my favorite game and was banned. The ban had no reason.

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David Henry 2 years ago

Getting banned sucked. Them using an image of a bar of Ban deodorant to get the point across hurt worse. But what hurt the worst? My PC began laughing then gagging.

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#89

"Dammit," I groaned as I felt myself get stuck in the washing machine.
"Stepbro, I'm home!"

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David Henry 2 years ago

"I really f*****g hate living in the Pornhub universe."

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#90

Wait, I remember you

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Federico Guerrero-Isaza 2 years ago

no ... hold on, that was somebody else. sorry for your inconvenience.

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#91

I came here to do what must be done. And nothing is gonna stop me.

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Anna Chen 2 years ago

"That's fine, but please take a moment to do your English homework. You don't want to go to the next level without learning proper spelling and vocabulary."

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#92

"What about no trolls left behind? Dad??"

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Federico Guerrero-Isaza 2 years ago

¨you´re too old to be playing with dolls.¨

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#93

No, this was wrong.
What was I doing?

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HorseMuse 2 years ago

Ahhh yes, cleaning the toilet…!

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#94

i don't want to do this. i am doing this.

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ᔑᓵᒷ 𝙹⎓ ᓭ!¡ᔑ↸ᒷᓭ

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kallee the frog 2 years ago

resigning all thoughts of doubt, i stepped into his bedroom.

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#95

I am now outdoors. Is it okay now?

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Roseriver_DSMP 2 years ago

He shook his head. "No...? There's a literal apocalypse caused by a madman trying to blow everything up including L'manburg. Eret- no wait. Is that Wilbur Soot?"

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#96

This was it, the moment I'd been waiting forever for. He was the one!

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kallee the frog 2 years ago

his eyes drilled into mine as we leaned in for a kiss. when his lips touched mine, the world exploded. I moved my lips against his, first unsure, than gaining more confidence and passion. his hands explored my body. It was only when I heard a gasp i realized his girlfriend had walked into the room. hey guys, comment on mine and try finnish?

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#97

Alexandra didn't want to go to that birthday party, but Mary stole her parents' car and went to pick her up. There was a traditional engagement ceremony across the street, when the two arrived.

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Federico Guerrero-Isaza 2 years ago

They had to spend nine hours watching Sesame Street with their portable generator, then they did the Macarena.

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#98

I screamed as the man in the mask slowly walked towards me, a knife raised above his head, watching me trapped in the corner of the room. As he was just about to stab me, I said, ¨

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