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Hey Pandas, Write A Two-Sentence Story And Let People In The Comments Add A Twist (Closed)
*Plot twist*
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I was wating for this moment my whole life! I opened the front door to find someone standing on my porch.
"Do you have a moment to listen to our message about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?" I shut the door, disappointed. It was not the pizza delivery guy.
She went into her bedroom and dove under the bed, sure she'd be safe there. She waited and waited, but the noises wouldn't stop..
mom and dad were getting it on for the 10th time this week!
"Dark in here isn't it?". I thought I was alone.
"That's right, you're a loan" said a loud, hissing voice behind me "and I'm here to collect WHAT is owed me!" Then, to my right, a partially eaten apple thumped on the ground next to me!
“I’ve been kicked, beaten and unwanted ever since I can remember.”
…
“But, whenever I see a human, I still wag my tail out of hope.”
hope for one last meal, before the critical cancer reaches my brain. if it gets to my spine, there will be no hope that my race can overtake the humans, and survive on this planet. my name is byerkan the first, and this is the story of the end of the humans.
“What in the planet blown up in the space war of 1942 is this doing in your room?” Those were the words my mother siad as she held up the dust particle that belonged to my half-spider sibling
He darted forwards, catching the door before it slammed shut. "We only have a few hours left!"
I opened my eyes and expected to see the colorful vibrant colors of the kitchen. But instead i was greeted by utter darkness.
This was the moment i realized that I had walked into the kitchen cabinet accidentally
This biscuit tasted different,...weird. What ingredients have they used; it tastes so unnatural!
"But it's all natural." Aunt said. "Healthy, organic ingredients only." No wonder it tasted weird. It was missing my normal sugars, flavorings, and preservatives. I could already feel the withdrawal symptoms rising to an unwholesome crescendo. How dare she do this to me.
It’s like there was no escape, the room went on forever. That was until she realized she was dead.
How could she do this? She swore she wouldn't
She killed the petty cashier from Walmart. All because she couldn't win the $500 gift card from the survey.
But what about Kate??? We can't just leave her!
" SHUT UP MELVIN, SHE STOLE MY PRINGLES. SHE CAN DIE FOR ALL I CARE"
the explosion he felt, the one that shook the earth.... was the destruction of the last great man- made tank-city. he fell to his knees, with one hand on his helmet, and the other on the ashy dirt of this old earth.
"CUT! Honestly Steven, how many times do I have to tell you, you look like a walrus chewing a wasp when you stick out your bottom lip during emotional scenes! Reset everyone, let's try it again and this time for goodness sake try and be a little less wooden!"
I was walking through an alley. Cold. Alone. I thought for sure they would be here by now... "those idiots, they probably forgot about me" Then I heard a sound. An ambush! Before I knew it, I was surrounded by strange creatures. I knew I couldn't take on these things by myself. Then I saw a massive beam of light. I heard the boss music intensify. "finally" I sighed, "They're here"
... but then Ryan Reynolds appeared out of nowhere and stole my sunglasses.
A girl was walking with her friends. They were going to an amusement park!
They had received tickets in an envelope the previous day, and they were SO excited! But they were not so sure about the address of the park...Area 51? What area was this? 25? 37? How many more blocks to go before they reach 51? They decided to ask the man standing ta bit farther, in the all black attire. They hoped he would know where to go from here.
He insisted that the knife slipped. One of the witnesses was certain it was no accident.
I opened the door and saw my girlfriend sitting at the table
"So, you're telling me," I questioned, "Magic is real and I can do it?"
The enchantress nodded, grabbing my hand, pointing it towards the sky, and grinning at my shocked reaction as blue electricity crackled between my fingertips.
After years of research, I had finally found what I was looking for. In the cold Antarctic night, I opened the frozen wooden crate.
“Trust me,” he said as he jumped of the cliff with a grin on his face
The cliff in realty was no maybe about as big as a boulder, I hear his sneakers crunch on the gravel on the other end. He returns his face flushed with embarrassment "It was cooler in my head"
I woke up and and realized somebody was in my bed. I said, “What the…”
the group chat and see what happens if we can make a meeting with the team to make the changes in our budget. we just wanted you guys wanna know that you blew me away and you didn't get a good job at the time to get my life in order to be at the fact I have a lot to say to the vans of you.
"Uh...okay but do you want fries with that?" The fast food worker asks.
He looked down at his plan, whisking a tuft of brown hair out of his face. "Now I just need something to blow up... AHA!"
"What about my own nation? Yes, that seems about right."
The priest ,always the same priest,complained that banned Carolina was at it again riding the cable-car
This time the preist had a plan, he sent a bunch of killer bees wearing trench coats to steal her money in the form of a billionare
I stared into the dark hole that had mysteriously appeared in my garden. And way deep down into the black void, something stared back.
It was the middle of the night when the sound of the doorbell woke her up. Groggy and confused, she took a minute to decide if it was real or she had dreamed it.
As I was just finishing up, my brother burst into my room. All the blood drained from my body.
I was walking down the road, scrolling through bored panda. I started to write a post...
But you realise you were banned from commenting for a day for being sarcastic
Here I was, alone in a clearing in the woods. Stepping upon me was a large gray wolf-who I did not expect to suddenly speak up to me. (Continue)
"I'm tired of picking up this turtle twenty times a day," she signed angrily.
As the zombie smashed the car window, I smacked him with a baseball bat. The zombie sighed and said...
14+ years and I still whisper his name, the first thing in the morning or whenever m in pain...Àll tears are for him....💔
Good thing I'm keeping him on his lazy-boy, otherwise I would forget how he looks like after all these years.
Just when I thought everything had been taken care of, I heard the telephone ring. Shivers of dread ran up & down my spine; I wondered, can I? Do I? Will I be able to do this?
She went out to the veggie garden like she did every morning. To her dismay she noticed a new molehill in the middle of her strawberry patch, so she leaned forward to inspect it.
And it turned out the molehill was a rickroll. Careful where you look....
I turned my collar up, against the slowly rain. I looked him in the eye.
And I asked him those burning questions. "Where did he come from," I demanded with tears in my eyes. "Where did he go? Where did he come from?" Before I could continue, he cut me off. Three simple words, yet powerful enough to make one go weak in the knees. "Cotton Eye Joe."
Abigail finally decided she would eat the curious blue heart shaped plant. One bite and the world began to swirl and twist in on itself.
Colors she had never seen before danced around her, terrifying creatures with too many limbs and gaping jaws jumped at her as she screamed, crying for help and she rocked back and forth. She clawed at her face, her nails drawing blood. Finally, she passed out, only waking up when it was dark, her face aching.
I hear a boom. "O no the apocalypse has begun."
"You're always so full of drama" my Thea says, looking at me with her wry smile. That was the back door slamming. Your uncle is off to buy cigars.
Umm babe, where did my cooking oil I just made go? I told you I need it for the brownies today!
Looks like I dug my own grave with this one; a crowd had gathered around me. Now, I have two options...
With his sword out, he started to battle the dark overlord. Suddenly, he fell to the floor, and the dark lord raised his sword.
Have you got the chequebook? Oh, and we need some butter.
I am sitting in the dark alone listening to the screams from the other room. I will be next.
This dentist ran out of numbing materials due to the pandemic. Everyone was getting root canals.
I was floating around in my tub, and I sneezed. Someone said bless you; I live alone.
Which is completely irrelevant as I was bathing in an IKEA display at the time. The staff was extremely upset.
(Not mine, but wanted to share)
“The aliens arrived with a message of peace and love for Earth.
So, as the first gesture of goodwill, they purged all human parasites from its surface.”
“Please, take me instead!” I scream, grabbing at the men who were holding my children.
“Sorry Ma’am, kiddies only” they replied, as they continued loading up the last lifeboat aboard the ship.
Being one of the first humans on mars has its perks.
Being the only one to be forgotten however, certainly doesn’t.
Two eyes peered down at me through the darkness.
“No, no survivors here.” I heard the rescue searcher say.
Personally, I love all of my creations equally.
Sometimes though, I wonder if any of them remember that they used to be human.
And startling awake, the cat said to itself, "damn that was a scary nightmare... is that how humans used to 'get it on' back when they weren't extinct?..." and proceeded to lick its behind.
Once upon a time there was a little girl who fell out of her tower and broke her neck and a bunch of stuff and a bunch of stuff and a bunch of stuff and a bunch of stuff and someone rescued her in a bunch of stuff and a bunch of stuff and we kidnapped her in a bunch of stuff and a bunch of stuff at the end and a bunch of stuff. And a bunch of stuff in a bunch of stuff and a bunch of stuff and a bunch of stuff.
* see? Two sentences!*
At least, that's what she thought happened! Right before she got the ground, giant cloud like arms caught her right before she impacted the ground. She felt more than she heard. "You silly girl. Do you really think you can escape your confinement? You belong to me child. Stay" She felt her feet touch the hard cold stone floor. She looked around her. She still stood in the same barren room that she had been trapped in for the last 200 years.....
"They told us we wouldn't come back alive". Tears steamed down my face. But where are U going?
I tried to follow them but they closed the only door. I couldn't touch it because it was electric. I had shivers going down my back. My only choice was to find them and kill them. But where was I to find them?
A young man watched two workers heave cinder blocks from a semi-demolished building. He wanted to join them in a simple task, but far overcame desire.
I knew it was wrong, but it felt so right. How could I possibly explain this to anyone else, when I couldn't even understand it myself?
I had solved the magic spell that was forbidden for even the highest of magic users. It was illegal and you could be sentenced life in prison!
"Forgejgdwjdjwdbvjhrjky" I said in dismay.
"What the f**k" said Steve from Minecraft. "You're high, aren't you"
My son used to love art, but would rip up his paper when he messed up. I just wish he didn't become a tattoo artist.
Now your turn, what's the second twist?
¨Oops, I accidentally gave your Danny Devito tattoo another arm.¨ *pulls out machete*
Grabbing her dagger, she leapt out the window only to find him standing there. "what do you want?" she growled with fury dancing in her eyes.
I should've stop - he kept telling to himself, as he ran hurriedly past where the body laid, in a puddle of blood that glistened with a rare purple spark under the moonlight.
I peaked aut of that hole, it was a beautiful green scenery and I realized I was on a peak
..and I said "F**k it!" and jumped. I woke up screaming like a banshee on my bed, sweating like a waterfall, and apparently, I had wet the bed. Shaking my head, I got up to clean myself when I saw that I was literally standing on a mountain peak, this one happening in real life. I said "F**k it!" and jumped again. This time I did not wake up.
I shouldn’t have been here.
I looked in the mirror.
There was... an ugly person there! Oh nevermind, just me
I had already reached the seventh floor when I got warned about “The Box.” I wasn’t sure if I should turn around because I didn’t recognize the number.
Suddenly a potato walked out of the elevator and threw "The Box" at me and I fainted.
"Howdy," he told me, blushing at my confusion. It felt like I was losing myself, like all of my soul was being drained from my body.... Was it?
His face began to morph, his skin becoming tighter and more wax-like, his eyes sinking in, and he smiled, the lips far to thin, and far too many teeth
“Hey…” he asked him. “I like you…a lot” he said, as nervous as ever. “Eric…” Daniel kissed him. “I like you, too!” Eric grinned and kissed Daniel. “ERIC?!” Yelled a voice, eric turned his head and then he saw his
Mom. "Eric what did I say about having a lover" "I can't have one till I'm older" "that's right so what is this""but I'm old enough now" no your not" "why not" "cause I'm your mom and I say so" "I hate you mom"Eric then runs away crying
"Drink, Kiss and be merry for today we live but tomorrow we shall die." Every day is Earth day, anyway!
She woke up. She was one of the few that narrowly escaped death itself... she put her space suit on and walked down across the Martian sand. Looking through the telescope, she could see the corpse of earth floating in darkness...
I was looking at pet edibles for my poor cats scared of thunderstorms. Underneath flavors to choose from 'cat' flavor was listed.
I wondered to myself how many cats one must taste before science can work out the flavor. Mr. Mittens T. Kitten was very particular about his cat flavored weed treats and if it was even slightly off I'd get an earful at 3am.
"is there anything out there?" I called into the darkness. "There are many things, should one stop to look", the darkness answered.
I turned my key in the lock and pushed the front door open. It stopped a few inches in, on something noiseless and heavy.
This is from Kipper, one of my favorite shows as a kid.
Deep in the middle of the dark, dark wood there lived a horrible, horrendous, terrible, tremendous...
I dropped to my knees, kneeling infront of the small water fountain in the town square. Pressing my forearm against the cold concrete I scooped the water into my hands and…
It was a horrible accident; all 42 people died. But no one could find the gerbil.
The gerbil was, of course, the bigger problem, since it controlled the weather.
Justin couldnt beleive his luck. Miranda's mom betrayed him?
FREE COOKIES - will deliver! All you have to do is listen to a sermon about Jesus Christ, and how he died for your sins!
"So, what's your favorite food?" I asked, he just smiles at me. I got really woozy, "W-what's your f-favori-" I pass out, "You." he says
The wizard picked up his knife and cut off the gingerbread man's arm. Stabbing it with a fork, he put it into his mouth. He regretted ever teaching his apprentice the spell for animating objects.
"And that's my presentation, thanks for listening!" Said _______, a smile plastered awkwardly on their red-tinted face.
and she had quite the right to be awkwardly smiling.in the sewer, surrounded by the teenage muntant nija turtles. meilin lee was very out of place indeed.
He gripped the door k**b with his bloody hand, and turned around to take a last look. The kitchen light was still on...
The four-foot tall egg started to hatch. He didn't expect those mythical beast to come from egg.
She looked down smiling her creepy smile. « Goodnight John » she said with a swift movement down.
and that was the end of it. he could never hurt her again. not her or any other woman. it was finally over
Her piercing grey eyes stared into his soul, “Tell me,” she said.
"Huh?" He replied. "I wasn't paying attention. There's this cringe bird over there."
It was dinner time and I sat to get served food. My wife emerged from the kitchen with a bowl full of soup.
"This is the worst day ever," Gaylord Q. Tinkledink muttered. He twerked very sadly.
(Haha! Try to find a twist for that! Bet you can't)
Gaylord Q. stared at Tinkledink's dance. The sadness in his words and face were on display, but his actions did not match the emotion. GQ looked back over their last two weeks together. All the blood. All the screams. All the unanswered begs and pleadings for their lives. GQ had been shown they were demons, he could see their skin quiver into some sharper shape everytime Tinkle touched him. But... But....But. Those two goddamn words that had just entered his head were so sickeningly terrifying he felt he might puke. "What if". What if he'd been misled? What if he'd slaughtered his in-laws? Tinkle had "kindly" spared him having to do his own wife. He stared at Tinkledink's sad little dance...and wondered once more those two words: What if....."I enjoyed it...?"
“please, no!” I whimper, cowering my head into my knees. I feel the cold wind rushing onto my skin.
I looked up to the night sky for the final time. I can't believe it's time to move on from this city.
I opened my favorite game and was banned. The ban had no reason.
Getting banned sucked. Them using an image of a bar of Ban deodorant to get the point across hurt worse. But what hurt the worst? My PC began laughing then gagging.
"Dammit," I groaned as I felt myself get stuck in the washing machine.
"Stepbro, I'm home!"
Wait, I remember you
no ... hold on, that was somebody else. sorry for your inconvenience.
i don't want to do this. i am doing this.
I am now outdoors. Is it okay now?
He shook his head. "No...? There's a literal apocalypse caused by a madman trying to blow everything up including L'manburg. Eret- no wait. Is that Wilbur Soot?"
This was it, the moment I'd been waiting forever for. He was the one!
his eyes drilled into mine as we leaned in for a kiss. when his lips touched mine, the world exploded. I moved my lips against his, first unsure, than gaining more confidence and passion. his hands explored my body. It was only when I heard a gasp i realized his girlfriend had walked into the room. hey guys, comment on mine and try finnish?
Alexandra didn't want to go to that birthday party, but Mary stole her parents' car and went to pick her up. There was a traditional engagement ceremony across the street, when the two arrived.
They had to spend nine hours watching Sesame Street with their portable generator, then they did the Macarena.
I screamed as the man in the mask slowly walked towards me, a knife raised above his head, watching me trapped in the corner of the room. As he was just about to stab me, I said, ¨
"Uno reverse!" Suddenly I had the knife. I stabbed him with it and put his entrails in a sub.
This is a really fun idea! Can't wait to see what everyone comes up with!
This was fun. I didn't finish all the stories myself but it fun reading all the answers.
i liked how that one person tried making it romantic, then somebody comes in and completely changes it to something super funny.
This is a really fun idea! Can't wait to see what everyone comes up with!
This was fun. I didn't finish all the stories myself but it fun reading all the answers.
i liked how that one person tried making it romantic, then somebody comes in and completely changes it to something super funny.