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Pretty self-explanatory. Just explain the reason or story for why you chose the name.
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#1
I once ate 11 mangoes in one sitting. Took a while though. But they were good. Don't regret it, and I didn't throw up :)
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Alexia 1 month ago
My parrot is named Mango. I haven't seen this species before, and didn't have better ideas :))) 20220918_1...62a843.jpg 
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#3
Because tigers were a hyperfixation of mine and im aroace
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#4
It's my dog's name, we've been together 24/7 for 15 years (she's a service dog). Tolkien's character was a woman of strength, and Eowyn and I give that to each other.
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#5
Just a mash up of my favorite movie character and a song by one of my favorite bands!
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bElLa sTairZz 4 weeks ago
out of all the things you could have said.... i dont think i wouldve guessed that in 1000 years
#8
to remind people that we're all human and, well, fellows
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bElLa sTairZz 4 weeks ago
is it a relic of the 2010s? i swear i havnt seen the whole 'small bean UwU' craze since then lol
#9
A lack of creativity. So many years of user names, being inventive because so many are taken. Hey, guess what state I live in.
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#10
I, uh, as seen in a post I made, like NYC, and I was looking for something humorous…yeah, “the person leveling NYC” was the first thing that came to mind haha
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#11
It's my name
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#12
Kung Fu Panda but the site name has the panda covered... and obviously cats are next in line after pandas.
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#13
It was the name that my godparents initially chose for me. But my mother insisted to change it to another name, which was "in trend" at the time - so "Alexia" was dropped. But I still like it more than my actual name :)
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#14
My username carries an agenda behind - a dream to see the pursuit of nonsense free form shackles of so called ideals, irrespective of the fact that it will make me look silly and waste my existence in reclusion.
I see consciousness as an evolutionary function - an ability to attain mobility in the time dimension which is manifested by thinking about what had and might occur relative to the thinker. And we humans have leveraged our survival on this ability. Yet somehow, while we cherish its outcome, we surprisingly loath the very action of thinking.
This conundrum of consciousness exists as a consequence of the curbs everyone is complicit of enforcing on - that stupidity in thought is blight on our immaculate abilities and cannot exist. And thus in this ideal lies our fear - the fear of realizing the presence of an inherent and inevitable stupidity in the very process of thinking.
This fear restrains us from thinking, as no one want to believe that they can be stupid. This is an insult to the very leverage we are dependent on, the process by which consciousness operates, and this my friends, I thoroughly stand against.
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The person leveling NYC 1 month ago
ChatGPT? Is that you? Seriously dude if you typed this I need your wisdom now
What do you think ?
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