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From Minecraft puns to just plain insults, give us some laughs and post your worst pickup line ever.
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#1
Are you Australian? Because you meet all my koalafacations.
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
I can’t find my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you?
Final score:
6points
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#2
These are some of the worst I know:
Are you a chicken? Because you are impeccable!
If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one.
Do you like gardening? I think we should put our tulips together.
Final score:
4points
#3
I actually did this once with a friend so I'll do both
1. I must be a lamp causes you turn me on
2. Are you my homework? Cause I wanna slam you on the table and do you all nigh long
imma go back to my hobit whole now.
Final score:
3points
#4
This one is a pick up and a reject.
"Did you fall from heaven because you're an angel."
"No. But were you born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
Final score:
3points
#5
Hey girl am I an enderman? Because when you look into my eyes it makes me want to scream.
Hey girl are you a mosquito? Because you're annoying as FU-
Final score:
2points
Chloe *Leah* Pheonix 3 years ago
I was at a cross country race the other day and got 20 mosquito bites and I feel this on a spiritual level
#6
Girlllll if you were a power ranger, you’d be the green one.
Final score:
2points
#7
I’m bi so I’ll give one for boys and one for girls.
Boys: Do you like collecting? Cause here’s my number.
Rating, 1 star
Girls: *whisks into private place* I really like you but never speak of this conversation miss snack. Brain: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHAT DID I SAY!!! *runs off*
Rating
Final score:
2points
#8
You're like a candy bar, mostly sweet and partially nuts.
abcdfghijklopqrstvwxyz. Now, let's just put me n' u together.
Did you live in a desert, because you're hot.
I will Klingon to my love for you, Kor you're the one for me.
Final score:
1point
#9
hey girl/babe/person wanna fck all i need is u
Final score:
1point
#10
R u from Tennessee? Cause you're the only TEN I SEE ;]
Final score:
1point
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