Hey Pandas, What’s Your Worst Pickup Line? (Closed)

From Minecraft puns to just plain insults, give us some laughs and post your worst pickup line ever.

Are you Australian? Because you meet all my koalafacations.
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
I can’t find my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you?

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6points

Mad Dragon

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PixxelDust 3 years ago

LMAO

1point

These are some of the worst I know:
Are you a chicken? Because you are impeccable!
If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one.
Do you like gardening? I think we should put our tulips together.

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Final score:

4points

Donkey boi

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I actually did this once with a friend so I'll do both
1. I must be a lamp causes you turn me on
2. Are you my homework? Cause I wanna slam you on the table and do you all nigh long
imma go back to my hobit whole now.

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Final score:

3points

Just your avergae anime artist

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PixxelDust 3 years ago

LMAO IM ON THE FLOOR

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This one is a pick up and a reject.
"Did you fall from heaven because you're an angel."
"No. But were you born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.

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Final score:

3points

Hxllokxty (They/it)

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denzoren 3 years ago

Oh snap. Lol. The one I like to tell friends is one I saw a while back on tumblr I think....Did it hurt? When you broke through the earth's crust ascending from hell?

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Hey girl am I an enderman? Because when you look into my eyes it makes me want to scream.
Hey girl are you a mosquito? Because you're annoying as FU-

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Final score:

2points

PixxelDust

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Chloe *Leah* Pheonix 3 years ago

I was at a cross country race the other day and got 20 mosquito bites and I feel this on a spiritual level

0points

Girlllll if you were a power ranger, you’d be the green one.

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Final score:

2points

Senocenip

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Happi doggi 3 years ago

Why the green one?

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I’m bi so I’ll give one for boys and one for girls.
Boys: Do you like collecting? Cause here’s my number.
Rating, 1 star
Girls: *whisks into private place* I really like you but never speak of this conversation miss snack. Brain: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHAT DID I SAY!!! *runs off*
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Final score:

2points

Happi doggi (all pronouns)

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Happi doggi (Submission author) 3 years ago

*0 stars forgot to add that*

1point

You're like a candy bar, mostly sweet and partially nuts.
abcdfghijklopqrstvwxyz. Now, let's just put me n' u together.
Did you live in a desert, because you're hot.
I will Klingon to my love for you, Kor you're the one for me.

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Final score:

1point

LeProudDork(She/They)

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