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Hey Pandas, What’s Your Superpower? People In The Comments Choose A Side Effect (Closed)
All in the title. I just feel that BP needs one of these!
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#2
My super power is the ability to trip over everything and nothing.
Final score:
30points
#3
If I had a superpower, I would want to be able to jump into books, movies, TV shows, etc
Final score:
24points
#4
If I had a superpower, I would choose to have the ability to time travel.
Final score:
22points
#5
I wear t-shirts outside in the dead of winter in the UK. Cold does not bother me.
Heating in the house is only on for other people.
Final score:
20points
#6
I always find money while walking where ever I go. Usually coins, most was a £5 note. And I always have to pick it up, I'm superstitious fate will see if I don't appreciate the small ones and won't send big monies my way 🍀💷
Final score:
20points
#7
My superpower is being GenX.
We don't get bogged down being offended by everything. We just move on and get on with living our lives.
Final score:
16points
#9
I can breathe really quietly and I'm good at staying still.
Final score:
16points
#10
This may be a weird one but I can locate the exact fashion item you are looking for in a group of messy overflowing sales bins or be able to factually determine that it isn't there in a matter of seconds.
Final score:
16points
#11
I can see sound. Loud bangs cause flashes of 'light' in the room. Pretty sweet superpower until my whole bedroom lights up when a pot falls in the kitchen.
Final score:
15points
#12
I can walk into a room full of people I've never met and suddenly all of them in spite of anything wrong they have going on in their lives will instantly feel superior and better about themselves because at least they're not me. It's quite astonishing. It's a thankless power, though 🤔
Final score:
14points
#13
I can do absolutely anything as long as I write it down.
Final score:
14points
#14
The ability to speak to cats and understand each other
Final score:
14points
#15
During any conversation, I can practically pull a random movie quote that's relevant to the subject. Not just the popular quotes, oh noooo...I'm talking about the most obscure movie quotes.
Final score:
12points
#16
Helping people with depression. (I actually once considered being a psychologist)
Final score:
12points
#17
I am great at threading needles. Was even better at it before turning 40.
Final score:
12points
#19
I can determine the outcome of my decisions. Like before I make a choice I can see what would happen because of that choice and therefore be able to make the best decision.
Final score:
11points
#20
My Super Power is my ability to Survive the loss of my 26 yo son. Every. Day.
Final score:
11points
#22
I can eat & drink anything lying down.
I hear with my eyes (I’m deaf & lip read! 😁)
Final score:
9points
#23
At work, I can take one look at something and immediately see what's wrong
Final score:
9points
#24
Not giving a damn what others think while at the same time arguing with myself about if i’m really like this.
Final score:
8points
#25
My superpower is that any other lesbians near me glow purple... Everyone can see it even if they aren't out yet
Final score:
7points
#26
My power would be summoning anyone from books,movies,TV shows. They'll do whatever I ask and stay until I want them to go.
Final score:
7points
#27
I get teleported into books. I can hear, see, feel, and taste things around me and it takes a few moments to readjust when I come back to the real world.
Final score:
7points
#28
Transforming into any multicellular living being (real, fictional, mythical, etc.) and being able to use their abilities
Final score:
6points
#29
I know exactly how everyone thinks about me
Final score:
6points
#30
I have the power to sleep, and annoy ppl at the same time :>
Final score:
6points
#31
I can forget any upcoming appointment or task, no matter how important it is, or how stressed I am about it, or how excited I am about it. But once I’m aware that I forgot it, I can tell you exactly what I was doing or thinking at the time I should have doing it. I would like to step into Superman II’s kryptonite chamber (or whatever it was) and lose this power.
Final score:
6points
#32
I can win rock-paper-scissors in best out of three. I dont use this for evil I promise
Final score:
6points
#33
I can sit and move so absently people (and even animals) tend to ignore me completly while doing so, it's like a form of invisibility.
Final score:
5points
#34
If I drink beer or clear alcohol (think vodka, blanco tequila, white rum, etc.), I won't get a hangover. Even if I get falling down drunk, no hangover. It's a mixed blessing because I know I won't have to pay for it the next day (except for the stories about my behavior).
Final score:
5points
#35
I am immortal, prove me wrong. Not invincible, I can die just not from aging.
Final score:
5points
#36
I'm a teacher and I can teach any class there is.
Final score:
5points
#37
I can think my teeth whiter and they seriously get whiter!! 😳
Final score:
5points
#38
I can manipulate the probability of things happening
Final score:
5points
#40
Anything I draw appears in front of me!!!
Final score:
5points
#41
My super power is that I can produce all liquids out of my eyes in the form of tears.
Final score:
5points
#42
I can remember anything unimportant and forget within a week (I'll hide money for myself and then thank my past self)
Final score:
5points
#43
I have a seriously high pain threshold. I can be doing something around the house and cut myself pretty badly. Unless it is bleeding in front of my eyes I just don’t notice it.
Drives my wife crazy when I walk back into the house as we have polished wooden floors.
Final score:
4points
#44
hmm, I'm on the track team at my high school, so maybe running fast?
Final score:
3points
#45
I’d pick the ability to shapeshift into animals at will
Final score:
3points
#48
My power: be able to cure childhood cancer with only one treatment.
Final score:
3points
#50
I can be walking on one side of a person and then they look at me and POOF I'm actually on the other side of them, and I can follow people quietly for a long period of time by breathing softly, walking quietly, and staying verrry still
Final score:
3points
#51
Saying something so awesomely dumb that people laugh, like I asked a young man if he wanted to come home with me and be my pool boy. If my inner clown thinks it's funny, out it comes. Luckily nobody's slapped me yet. I also do all my own stunts.
Final score:
2points
#52
Have a happy life that you always dreamed of. {Maybe like the happy dreams become reality}
Final score:
2points
#53
i can make any kind of mater out of my own hands
Final score:
2points
#54
Reading a book in one setting. I get started on a book and can finish it in a couple of hours depending on how long it is.
Final score:
2points
#55
If I had to choose a superpower, I would want to choose Reality Warping as the power.
Final score:
2points
#56
I can choose to feel how others feel whenever i want and to srop feeling like them whenever i want
Final score:
2points
#57
My superpowers are the ability to make little kids cry with just one look, push away any decent man, not sleeping for days, jumping to conclusions, and making assumptions.
Final score:
2points
#58
I can repeatedly eat then refill cake like ranboo so I never run out of cake
Final score:
2points
#60
My power would be being able to summon light whenever I want
Final score:
2points
#61
My superpower is that I can eat and eat and never get full
Final score:
2points
#62
Hmmm, Being able to understand anyone who's speaking a totally different language which I don't know.
Final score:
2points
#64
My super power is that toddlers and animals like me.
Final score:
2points
#66
My superpower is my, "teacher voice". I can make a 16 year old hard-lad freeze and poop themselves in terror with a word.
Final score:
2points
#67
I have a wicked sense of humor. (Never mean, never demeaning) If I so desire I can get any person laughing within a few minutes.
Final score:
2points
#68
I am super flexible and can shape my body into the most awkward poses. I am so flexible that when we are doing Yoga or Gymnastics the teacher nearly always says, "Don't try and do the poses as well as Maz, they are super flexible."
Final score:
2points
#70
the power of all power imaginable and unimaginalbe , i then use this power to have no side affect and boom power
Final score:
1point
#71
I am a bird magnet. Wanna see some birbs? Very well give me a week I'll get you some pigeons :D
Final score:
1point
#73
i have the ability to either bore or amaze people with the ability to recall history facts - especially obscure history. also, an unrelated talent for connecting with animals of all sorts. my dad is more astute with this power as wild animals come to him - all sorts from squirrels to birds to deer
Final score:
1point
#74
At work my super power is after cussing up a storm (no one sits around me anymore), & saying I hate people - I answer the phone as politely as possible.
At home my super power is pouring myself a drink in the kitchen, going to sit on the sofa in the living room, and not bringing my drink. (The worst super power ever)
Final score:
1point
#75
My super power os that i don't become sick even when i'm sick i can't t feel it
Final score:
1point
#76
I seem to attract people with mental health issues. Most of them just need someone to listen to them at the time, but I don't know what it is about me specifically. Like, a vibe? My pheromones? Some of the most different were a walking dead guy (but not a zombie?), a wizard who could change the color of clouds, a man from a parallel universe.
Final score:
1point
#77
I can wake up in the morning without coffee, tea, or redbull.
Final score:
1point
#78
I have the superpower to be able to be hot when others are cold And vice versa.
Final score:
1point
#79
I have the ability to spit anything I Imagine in front of me (Ice cream, house, cloths, donkey unicorns from Encanto, etc...) I also can fart glitter, and sprinkled cupcakes. (Do your worst)
Final score:
1point
#81
I actually see better in the darkness, than in the light. Can`t stand light cause of photosensitivity, wearing sunglasses all the time in summer.
Final score:
0points
#83
I always randomly find jigsaw pieces in the street so I usually pick them up.
Final score:
0points
#84
My super power would be running through walls to get chocolate!
Final score:
0points
#85
I habe the power to voice a deep voied troll
Final score:
0points
#87
I have a great imagination but I might have ADHD because I never can focus...
Final score:
0points
#89
I would say my super power is that when someone says a word, i can think of a part from Encanto in an instant
Example: word: perfect
Part from movie: “I HAVE BEEN STUCK BEING PERFECT, MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE BUT YOU’VE DONE IS MESS THINGS UP!”
Final score:
0points
#90
My super power is that I can answer my honest opinion about anything, even though it may be constructive criticism and hard to say.
Final score:
0points
#91
I can go into any book, movie, ect. and live a full life, interacting with the characters and when I leave, it's only a moment from when I left in the real world, and the timeline from the book, movie is back to normal and they forget about me.
Final score:
0points
#92
Time Manipulation. I can push people forward or backward through time, I can also freeze time.
Final score:
0points
#94
The power to control the wind, so I could fly, lift stuff, create windstorms, and alter air pressure at will.
Final score:
0points
#95
Being able to have no idea what the f**k is going on unless i’ve been actively paying attention for the past ten minutes which is very unlikely due to my sleeping problems (I’m currently pulling an all nighter)
Final score:
0points
#96
Hmmmm... that i have claws that i can retract at will, and semi- sharp teeth. Basically being a half demon, but not being possessed by anything
Final score:
0points
#98
I can control shadows. Let me explain, 1st off, it's like water in some ways as it can flow like normal annd I can sink through like a pool. 2nd, it's like a pair of limbs as it can be controlled to grab and hit things. 3rd it's like a mirror dimension as in everything is all dark. Think distortion world from pokemon platinum, and make it 20 times more distorted. That's what it is. I'll take your twisted comment that makes me think less about this power.
Final score:
0points
#99
I can get what i want and have a lot of lovers.
Final score:
0points
#100
Hmm fantasy powers? Well, I’d talk to animals but like real life powers, I’m able to stand silently still and walk really quietly
Final score:
0points
#101
I can read minds
And see the future
Final score:
0points
#102
I apparently have the ability to annoy just about anyone without trying.
Final score:
0points
#104
I can argue with myself and enter a whole different world. with imaginary people.
Final score:
0points
#105
I can feel the pain, sorrow, fear, happiness and all of that while reading a book
Final score:
0points
#106
I can cook spaghetti at any time at any place using anything.
Final score:
0points
#107
I can get AFOs on a squirmy child's feet in less than 2 minutes. Not exactly a super power but it definitely made mornings easier when my daughter wore those.
Final score:
0points
#108
My actual superpower is being able to identify plants, including some I have not encountered before but have only read about. I can also lose anything in a purse or backpack, no matter how large the item and how small the purse...
Final score:
0points
#109
I can describe someone's hair to you almost exactly. Like if they've dyed it before, what colors did they dye it first and then later in time, what almost the exact color could be called, etcetera.... like, I could tell you the colors of my friend's hair in sixth grade. First she dyed it red, then blue, then silver, then blue again, and so on...
Final score:
-1point
What do you think ?
Skyfire647 (she/zey) (Post author) 2 years ago
Thank you everyone for participating! As this is my first post I am so happy with how many entries I have gotten! I hope you all had fun, have an amazing day! ❤
🥖baguette~be~vibin🥖 2 years ago
Sorry, found this late, but mine would be to shapeshift into any animal, communicate with animals while in shapeshift form, and be able to transform back whenever I want
KC Nordquist 2 years ago
I have the amazing superpower to beat myself up over every single stupid or thoughtless thing I've ever done in my life. All the way back to high school. And I'm 63.
Ritchat 2 years ago
Aw, I can't add anything to the list. This comment will have to do then: I actually have an anti-power. Whenever I like something at the supermarket and buy it a few times, it is removed from the range. Not kidding. Happened 5 times this year alone at different shops. And it's not just stuff that is out of stock or not produced anymore, I often find the stuff again at other shops that I don't go to regularly. Favorite-human always teases me now when we go grocery shopping together.
Skyfire647 (she/zey) (Post author) 2 years ago
Thank you everyone for participating! As this is my first post I am so happy with how many entries I have gotten! I hope you all had fun, have an amazing day! ❤
🥖baguette~be~vibin🥖 2 years ago
Sorry, found this late, but mine would be to shapeshift into any animal, communicate with animals while in shapeshift form, and be able to transform back whenever I want
KC Nordquist 2 years ago
I have the amazing superpower to beat myself up over every single stupid or thoughtless thing I've ever done in my life. All the way back to high school. And I'm 63.
Ritchat 2 years ago
Aw, I can't add anything to the list. This comment will have to do then: I actually have an anti-power. Whenever I like something at the supermarket and buy it a few times, it is removed from the range. Not kidding. Happened 5 times this year alone at different shops. And it's not just stuff that is out of stock or not produced anymore, I often find the stuff again at other shops that I don't go to regularly. Favorite-human always teases me now when we go grocery shopping together.
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