Join the Fun!

Final score:

42points

Spikey boi

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That nerd Zoe 2 years ago

...except in bed

52points

#2

My super power is the ability to trip over everything and nothing.

Final score:

30points

Jenn Ryan

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Khiley Johnson 2 years ago

but after you trip you lunge forward exsageratedly

22points

#3

If I had a superpower, I would want to be able to jump into books, movies, TV shows, etc

Final score:

24points

MikeWheelerFan

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Kalmar 2 years ago

They follow you back out

35points

#4

If I had a superpower, I would choose to have the ability to time travel.

Final score:

22points

Felix Feline

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ᓚᘏᗢSOMECATLADY22ᓚᘏᗢ 2 years ago

you can't control where you go in time >:3

40points

#5

I wear t-shirts outside in the dead of winter in the UK. Cold does not bother me.

Heating in the house is only on for other people.

Final score:

20points

Nathaniel

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Jenn Ryan 2 years ago

His skin is now permanently blue. He is often confused for a smurf.

55points

#6

I always find money while walking where ever I go. Usually coins, most was a £5 note. And I always have to pick it up, I'm superstitious fate will see if I don't appreciate the small ones and won't send big monies my way 🍀💷

Final score:

20points

AW

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Troux 2 years ago

...but you're haunted by the malevolent ghost of a tax collector, who will kill you if you don't add it all up and declare it as income every year.

32points

#7

My superpower is being GenX.

We don't get bogged down being offended by everything. We just move on and get on with living our lives.

Final score:

16points

Sean Harrison

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Benjamin L'Heureux 2 years ago

but you cant leave your house

21points

#8

being a shape shifter

Final score:

16points

CAT /ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\ QUEEN

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introverted_dragon 2 years ago

but you can only transform into something after you've licked it.

46points

#9

I can breathe really quietly and I'm good at staying still.

Final score:

16points

Juno French

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Troux 2 years ago

While you're in your perfect stillness, 'Baby Shark' plays in your head. Not even the whole song - Only the Baby Shark doo doo line, on repeat. Forever.

35points

#10

This may be a weird one but I can locate the exact fashion item you are looking for in a group of messy overflowing sales bins or be able to factually determine that it isn't there in a matter of seconds.

Final score:

16points

Catherine Binder

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Playlist Girl 2 years ago

Except you can never find anything for yourself

20points

#11

I can see sound. Loud bangs cause flashes of 'light' in the room. Pretty sweet superpower until my whole bedroom lights up when a pot falls in the kitchen.

Final score:

15points

Lalalaina

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albernistuff 4sale 2 years ago

You live downtown in a major city and go blind

24points

#12

I can walk into a room full of people I've never met and suddenly all of them in spite of anything wrong they have going on in their lives will instantly feel superior and better about themselves because at least they're not me. It's quite astonishing. It's a thankless power, though 🤔

Final score:

14points

September

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Danielle Schaefer-singleton 2 years ago

Stop!!!!!! Just put ur cape back on.Wash it, unwrinkle it..then rock it.

12points

#13

I can do absolutely anything as long as I write it down.

Final score:

14points

tessy fazbear

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Troux 2 years ago

But it only works if you use a number 3 pencil. You may betray friends, abandon family and manipulate any stranger you come across in your desperate life's search for the elusive #3 pencil that will be your ultimate treasure and the key to your omnipotence.

28points

#14

The ability to speak to cats and understand each other

Has sold soul for corn chip

Final score:

14points

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boxy101 2 years ago

you have to use this power every day or you turn into a cat

11points

#15

During any conversation, I can practically pull a random movie quote that's relevant to the subject. Not just the popular quotes, oh noooo...I'm talking about the most obscure movie quotes.

Final score:

12points

Ozymandias73

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Troux 2 years ago

...but you cannot leave it at that one line. You are compelled to act out the rest of that movie and you will draw others on by force to play the other characters. Nothing else in your life proceeds until this performance is complete.

21points

#16

Helping people with depression. (I actually once considered being a psychologist)

Final score:

12points

Panda-Man

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Syncere White 2 years ago

All the depression you help them overcome automatically goes to you.

20points

#17

I am great at threading needles. Was even better at it before turning 40.

Final score:

12points

Zaneta Wright

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Sabrina 2 years ago

Unfortunately, you can't actually sew anything because you're only 4 inches tall.

21points

#18

earthbending

Final score:

11points

best turtle

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Phoebe Willis 2 years ago

But you live on a space station

28points

#19

I can determine the outcome of my decisions. Like before I make a choice I can see what would happen because of that choice and therefore be able to make the best decision.

Final score:

11points

Piccolo

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Weeping Goatyprincess 2 years ago

Your mind will be swamped by endless possibilities with every move you do or don't make until you become too overwhelmed to even move and end up dying from dehydration / hunger / exhaustion

18points

#20

My Super Power is my ability to Survive the loss of my 26 yo son. Every. Day.

Final score:

11points

Susan Atkinson

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Annalise of the human species 2 years ago (edited)

I’m sorry for your loss. That truly is a superpower

16points

#21

I can breathe underwater

Final score:

10points

Kalmar

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Scout Kendall 2 years ago

You can't breath anywhere else.

28points

#22

I can eat & drink anything lying down.
I hear with my eyes (I’m deaf & lip read! 😁)

Final score:

9points

Naenaenae

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CrazyRedHead 2 years ago

u mistake a word for another

0points

#23

At work, I can take one look at something and immediately see what's wrong

Final score:

9points

Pharmtechgurl

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Ein Steinbeck 2 years ago

But the moment you look away from the problem or lose focus on it you forget it exists and can't find it again.

12points

#24

Not giving a damn what others think while at the same time arguing with myself about if i’m really like this.

Final score:

8points

Sweetie Cake️‍

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Adiel Velasquez 2 years ago

But at the same time you wonder...

7points

#25

My superpower is that any other lesbians near me glow purple... Everyone can see it even if they aren't out yet

Final score:

7points

21stCenturyLesbian

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Juno French 2 years ago

You can see them, but they can't see you.

15points

#26

My power would be summoning anyone from books,movies,TV shows. They'll do whatever I ask and stay until I want them to go.

Final score:

7points

The Phantomvessel

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Mary Rose Kent 2 years ago

But they’ll be thinking murderous thoughts the whole time and you’ll be forced to listen to them

9points

#27

I get teleported into books. I can hear, see, feel, and taste things around me and it takes a few moments to readjust when I come back to the real world.

Final score:

7points

Nicole Thornton

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MyOpinionIsServed 2 years ago

But if you die in the book, you die in real life instead of just coming back

7points

#28

Transforming into any multicellular living being (real, fictional, mythical, etc.) and being able to use their abilities

Final score:

6points

RandomX123

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atlas 95 2 years ago

you have the same iq as the creature you turn into

21points

#29

I know exactly how everyone thinks about me

Final score:

6points

Maximilian Schussler

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Robin Woordes 2 years ago

I think that don't need a side-effect, you'll regret this either way.

23points

#30

I have the power to sleep, and annoy ppl at the same time :>

Final score:

6points

Tysm world :D

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Ein Steinbeck 2 years ago

So... you snore?

24points

#31

I can forget any upcoming appointment or task, no matter how important it is, or how stressed I am about it, or how excited I am about it. But once I’m aware that I forgot it, I can tell you exactly what I was doing or thinking at the time I should have doing it. I would like to step into Superman II’s kryptonite chamber (or whatever it was) and lose this power.

UpQuarkDownQuark (he/him)

Final score:

6points

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Allen Lavine 2 years ago

I have that power I call it smoking weed

13points

#32

I can win rock-paper-scissors in best out of three. I dont use this for evil I promise

Final score:

6points

Mona Enslev

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Claire 2 years ago

But if it's best of 1 or 5 you always lose

5points

#33

I can sit and move so absently people (and even animals) tend to ignore me completly while doing so, it's like a form of invisibility.

Final score:

5points

Nubis Knight

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Clyno The Doggo 2 years ago

No one will notice you and you pretty much don't exist anymore

10points

#34

If I drink beer or clear alcohol (think vodka, blanco tequila, white rum, etc.), I won't get a hangover. Even if I get falling down drunk, no hangover. It's a mixed blessing because I know I won't have to pay for it the next day (except for the stories about my behavior).

Final score:

5points

Phil N DeBlanc

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Weeping Goatyprincess 2 years ago

You die from alchohol poisoning

11points

#35

I am immortal, prove me wrong. Not invincible, I can die just not from aging.

Final score:

5points

Phoebe Willis

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Richard A Petro 2 years ago

Statistically, you COULD be immortal; in fact, everyone that is alive today COULD be immortal, statistically. Until everyone is dead, immortality is a statistical probability but, unfortunately, only statistically. So you might very well be the last person alive on earth but, alas, nobody will know about you because all the rest of us will have died. But enjoy the Super Nova that the Sun will become!

9points

#36

I'm a teacher and I can teach any class there is.

Final score:

5points

RustyMouse

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Ruby Knudson 2 years ago

But all the students you teach automatically become the most ill behaved little monsters you could imagine.

15points

#37

I can think my teeth whiter and they seriously get whiter!! 😳

Final score:

5points

BEC Burns

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Mary Rose Kent 2 years ago

You blind people with them and become a pariah

7points

#38

I can manipulate the probability of things happening

Final score:

5points

venintherogue

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Ein Steinbeck 2 years ago

But only as long as you don't profit from doing so, financially or otherwise. If you try for personal gain, it backfires in the worst way possible.

11points

#39

I can clone myself.

Final score:

5points

Thefishtankguy

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Scout Kendall 2 years ago

Sure, but each clone is yourself from that hauting embarrassing moment. Remember third grade? Oh yeah.

10points

#40

Anything I draw appears in front of me!!!

Final score:

5points

(っ◔◡◔)っ blush

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Playlist Girl 2 years ago

Except you can't control personality or actions if it's alive (a drawing of a dog could become an evil, barky, but cute looking monster)

11points

#41

My super power is that I can produce all liquids out of my eyes in the form of tears.

Final score:

5points

CherryPlays

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Kat Unst 2 years ago

But it happens uncontrollably at that time of the month

10points

#42

I can remember anything unimportant and forget within a week (I'll hide money for myself and then thank my past self)

Final score:

5points

A rat

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Gemini 2 years ago

When you go to bed at night every cringey thing you have ever done comes back to you so you can't sleep

1point

#43

I have a seriously high pain threshold. I can be doing something around the house and cut myself pretty badly. Unless it is bleeding in front of my eyes I just don’t notice it.
Drives my wife crazy when I walk back into the house as we have polished wooden floors.

Final score:

4points

Wayne Lee

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onivdsrapowijap 2 years ago

Unless you're also more resistant to the injury itself, you'll probably be dead in a few years because you get a cut and it bleeds but you don't feel the pain, so you keep bleeding to death and not even know it.

1point

#44

hmm, I'm on the track team at my high school, so maybe running fast?

Final score:

3points

Virtually Fabulous

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Mary Rose Kent 2 years ago

But you’re barefooted and the path is filled with shards of glass of varying sharpness

5points

#45

I’d pick the ability to shapeshift into animals at will

Final score:

3points

Megan Glen

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Ry Guy 2 years ago

You can shapeshift at will BUT it's not a quick process. You have to lose weight until you become the right mass for that animal or you have to eat enough food to become the right weight for that animal.

6points

#46

Infinite godly power.

Final score:

3points

Bacony Cakes

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VeninTheNonBinaryRogue 2 years ago

But you have to live in a lamp

13points

#47

One wipe will always do it.

Final score:

3points

Tzoom

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Robert Thompson 2 years ago

This would be a great power for a teacher to have. All that time cleaning the whiteboard (or black board, or chalk board, or overhead projector with the wet erase markers) would be saved.

0points

#48

My power: be able to cure childhood cancer with only one treatment.

Final score:

3points

Summer Mason

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Stew 2 years ago

But you get a scar on your face everything you cure one kid. One scar on your face is the price for curing one child with cancer.

3points

#49

I can speak to animals.

Final score:

3points

rockngator

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Rylee Evergreen 2 years ago

Except only when you're trying to study or concentrate really hard on something.

1point

#50

I can be walking on one side of a person and then they look at me and POOF I'm actually on the other side of them, and I can follow people quietly for a long period of time by breathing softly, walking quietly, and staying verrry still

Final score:

3points

Gemini

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ZephyrOfTheSkywings 2 years ago

This happens every time someone looks at you, whether you want to or not.

0points

#51

Saying something so awesomely dumb that people laugh, like I asked a young man if he wanted to come home with me and be my pool boy. If my inner clown thinks it's funny, out it comes. Luckily nobody's slapped me yet. I also do all my own stunts.

Final score:

2points

Emery Walters

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Lalicia Kaline 2 years ago

Whatever you say, that someone actually laughs at, comes true

6points

#52

Have a happy life that you always dreamed of. {Maybe like the happy dreams become reality}

Final score:

2points

Michalina

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Lalicia Kaline 2 years ago

But every new memory of happiness makes all the other memories feel bland in comparison.

3points

#53

i can make any kind of mater out of my own hands

Final score:

2points

boxy101

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Dan 2 years ago

If it touches some one it instantly kills them

3points

#54

Reading a book in one setting. I get started on a book and can finish it in a couple of hours depending on how long it is.

Jasmine Hufflepuff Henderson

Final score:

2points

POST

ZephyrOfTheSkywings 2 years ago

But you can't stop reading until you finish it.

3points

#55

If I had to choose a superpower, I would want to choose Reality Warping as the power.

Final score:

2points

GrimReaper_888

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Gemini 2 years ago

But when you try to come back to your reality you end up even farther from home

1point

#56

I can choose to feel how others feel whenever i want and to srop feeling like them whenever i want

Aroace tiger (she/they/he)

Final score:

2points

POST

Gemini 2 years ago

But you get stuck like that for a few hours

1point

#57

My superpowers are the ability to make little kids cry with just one look, push away any decent man, not sleeping for days, jumping to conclusions, and making assumptions.

Final score:

2points

Bettie-Jean Neal

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KitFrey 2 years ago

That doesn't even need a side effect

5points

#58

I can repeatedly eat then refill cake like ranboo so I never run out of cake

Final score:

2points

Cjay

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Kat Unst 2 years ago

But all the cake tastes like broccoli

4points

#59

I can learn to do ANY new job in one day

Final score:

2points

Sportsgal

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CRAZYDEATHCHEESEPERSON 2 years ago

But, you eat trash

2points

#60

My power would be being able to summon light whenever I want

Hello of the human species

Final score:

2points

POST

ZephyrOfTheSkywings 2 years ago

It always emanates from under your left armpit, and it gives everyone bad sunburns.

3points

#61

My superpower is that I can eat and eat and never get full

Final score:

2points

Priscilla Reshell

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*Displayname*=idk 2 years ago

But you can only eat bricks

2points

#62

Hmmm, Being able to understand anyone who's speaking a totally different language which I don't know.

Final score:

2points

ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ

POST

Annalise of the human species 2 years ago

After hearing what they said you start to speak that language

2points

#63

To make super corny jokes. :)

Final score:

2points

Nate

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Hannah Hudson-Lee 2 years ago

But when you do, it gives you super corny feet.

1point

#64

My super power is that toddlers and animals like me.

Final score:

2points

Hannah Edwards

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ʕ º ᴥ ºʔ 2 years ago

But adults don't

2points

#65

I have great memory

Final score:

2points

Ruby C.

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Bob Dobbes 2 years ago

the side effect is you remember everytime you screw up as well

0points

#66

My superpower is my, "teacher voice". I can make a 16 year old hard-lad freeze and poop themselves in terror with a word.

Final score:

2points

Hannah Hudson-Lee

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ʕ º ᴥ ºʔ 2 years ago

You can never speak more than a couple of sentences without causing nationwide terror

4points

#67

I have a wicked sense of humor. (Never mean, never demeaning) If I so desire I can get any person laughing within a few minutes.

Final score:

2points

Richard Graham

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Stew 2 years ago

But you do it uncontrollably at funerals. Wicked.

5points

Kat Girl 2 years ago

Just don’t go to funerals

1point

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AhhhhHHHHHHHHHH 2 years ago

An organ ruptures every joke

1point

Richard Graham (Submission author) 2 years ago

What kind of organ? Pipe or electric?

0points

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#68

I am super flexible and can shape my body into the most awkward poses. I am so flexible that when we are doing Yoga or Gymnastics the teacher nearly always says, "Don't try and do the poses as well as Maz, they are super flexible."

Final score:

2points

Atchaco-Leigh

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Skyfire647 (she/zey) 2 years ago

Sometimes you get stuck and have to stay in that position for the rest of the day

2points

#69

I can stay awake and never feel tired

Final score:

2points

Hi

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*Displayname*=idk 2 years ago

So your boss makes you work night and day shifts😉

1point

#70

the power of all power imaginable and unimaginalbe , i then use this power to have no side affect and boom power

Final score:

1point

Arachnid

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Ry Guy 2 years ago

You become God and people stop believing that you exist.

16points

#71

I am a bird magnet. Wanna see some birbs? Very well give me a week I'll get you some pigeons :D

Final score:

1point

Fabulous Pigeon

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Urthia Eirletherail 2 years ago

Cats/predators of birds learn that you are a free buffet. You constantly watch these birds get killed/eaten.

5points

#72

I pick up dog poop with leaves.

Final score:

1point

debora shuger

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Bacony Cakes 2 years ago

The leaves are always dry and get holes in them.

5points

#73

i have the ability to either bore or amaze people with the ability to recall history facts - especially obscure history. also, an unrelated talent for connecting with animals of all sorts. my dad is more astute with this power as wild animals come to him - all sorts from squirrels to birds to deer

Final score:

1point

talliloo

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Gemini 2 years ago

But......the animals only want to talk about gruesome and tragic events that happened to people

2points

#74

At work my super power is after cussing up a storm (no one sits around me anymore), & saying I hate people - I answer the phone as politely as possible.
At home my super power is pouring myself a drink in the kitchen, going to sit on the sofa in the living room, and not bringing my drink. (The worst super power ever)

Final score:

1point

Janina Prado

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Gemini 2 years ago

But...... when you answer the phone everyone around you thinks your still cussing, and when you forget your drink you go to look for it and it appears on the sofa

2points

#75

My super power os that i don't become sick even when i'm sick i can't t feel it

Final score:

1point

Catarina

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2763MilesAway 2 years ago

But everyone who is near you has a major increased chance to get sick, so you can only go in public if you wear a biohazard suit.

4points

#76

I seem to attract people with mental health issues. Most of them just need someone to listen to them at the time, but I don't know what it is about me specifically. Like, a vibe? My pheromones? Some of the most different were a walking dead guy (but not a zombie?), a wizard who could change the color of clouds, a man from a parallel universe.

Final score:

1point

ButterflyMcQueen

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Jennifer Potter 2 years ago (edited)

but they arent actually mental health issues, they are time and world travellers, stuck in your day and time, and they tell you you can help them get back to their homes, and times, but neither you or they know how...

2points

#77

I can wake up in the morning without coffee, tea, or redbull.

Final score:

1point

Robert Thompson

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*Displayname*=idk 2 years ago

But you have to drink them to go to bed:)

2points

#78

I have the superpower to be able to be hot when others are cold And vice versa.

Final score:

1point

POST

Cooper Terry 2 years ago

But you like to be medium so u can’t be happy

0points

#79

I have the ability to spit anything I Imagine in front of me (Ice cream, house, cloths, donkey unicorns from Encanto, etc...) I also can fart glitter, and sprinkled cupcakes. (Do your worst)

Final score:

1point

Yeet_girl360

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Alex Thorburn 2 years ago

You are Unicorn and have to work 24/7 and never sleep then you die of sleepiness

2points

#80

I am invisible in the dark.

Final score:

0points

The Alpha Geek

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Urthia Eirletherail 2 years ago

You flicker in the light, meaning no one can ignore you, or look at you.

3points

#81

I actually see better in the darkness, than in the light. Can`t stand light cause of photosensitivity, wearing sunglasses all the time in summer.

Final score:

0points

Kakashisith

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Kat Unst 2 years ago

But you get a sunglasses tan

0points

#82

Being a psychic/medium.

Final score:

0points

colorfultragedy

POST

Kat Unst 2 years ago

I should have saw that coming!

4points

#83

I always randomly find jigsaw pieces in the street so I usually pick them up.

Final score:

0points

KitFrey

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Stew 2 years ago

Wow this ability is cool. With one more touch....The puzzle pieces fit to make a pic of whappens in the future.

2points

#84

My super power would be running through walls to get chocolate!

Final score:

0points

Suzanne

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Michalina Nowak 2 years ago

But the walls are thick so it could be hard to get past them + (maybe) being tired of running

0points

#85

I habe the power to voice a deep voied troll

Final score:

0points

Bored potato

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Icedragocat 2 years ago

But a couple of billy goats are always pestering you

3points

#86

shape-shifting into anything

Final score:

0points

Harrison Barnes

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CRAZYDEATHCHEESEPERSON 2 years ago

But, if you do you will stay that way until the next day/week/month/year depending on how cool it is lol

3points

#87

I have a great imagination but I might have ADHD because I never can focus...

Final score:

0points

CRAZYDEATHCHEESEPERSON

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CRAZYDEATHCHEESEPERSON (Submission author) 2 years ago (edited)

I made my own side effect... its true though... (ignore the might)

1point

#88

I am a vampire ( IWAV-ish)

Final score:

0points

Mega Gay 🇺🇦

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CRAZYDEATHCHEESEPERSON 2 years ago

You sometimes bite yourself

0points

#89

I would say my super power is that when someone says a word, i can think of a part from Encanto in an instant
Example: word: perfect

Part from movie: “I HAVE BEEN STUCK BEING PERFECT, MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE BUT YOU’VE DONE IS MESS THINGS UP!”

Final score:

0points

Cherry_Limead

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CRAZYDEATHCHEESEPERSON 2 years ago (edited)

But, you turn into the character who says it for the day

1point

#90

My super power is that I can answer my honest opinion about anything, even though it may be constructive criticism and hard to say.

Final score:

0points

Kids Krueger

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Jennifer Potter 2 years ago

...and you live in the most narcissistic entertainment planet/city/VR ever - where everyone's livlihood and sense of pride is built on what one thinks they are projecting well...

0points

#91

I can go into any book, movie, ect. and live a full life, interacting with the characters and when I leave, it's only a moment from when I left in the real world, and the timeline from the book, movie is back to normal and they forget about me.

Final score:

0points

Kids Krueger

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RAMPAGE 2 years ago

You get so used to being in the books/movies etc that you become delusional trying to use the abilities you have in those universes in the real world

5points

#92

Time Manipulation. I can push people forward or backward through time, I can also freeze time.

Final score:

0points

RAMPAGE

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Dan 2 years ago

Time is now always messed up it could be tommorow in a hour or it could take you 5 years into the future

1point

#93

Super speed

Final score:

0points

RabbidRabbitCat

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ZephyrOfTheSkywings 2 years ago

But the whole world moves super slow around you so it takes days in relative time for anyone else to drink a cup of coffee.

1point

#94

The power to control the wind, so I could fly, lift stuff, create windstorms, and alter air pressure at will.

Final score:

0points

IcarusOfTheSkywings

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Hannah Hudson-Lee 2 years ago

But you have no power to control your own flatulence.

3points

#95

Being able to have no idea what the f**k is going on unless i’ve been actively paying attention for the past ten minutes which is very unlikely due to my sleeping problems (I’m currently pulling an all nighter)

Final score:

0points

Dylan Bess

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Kat Unst 2 years ago

WTF, I don't even remember writing this!! 😉

0points

#96

Hmmmm... that i have claws that i can retract at will, and semi- sharp teeth. Basically being a half demon, but not being possessed by anything

Final score:

0points

Julianne M

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Monique Reed 2 years ago

But you are actually a cat and have to eat only kibble and never get to brush your teeth

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#97

Being so self conscious that I mess up.

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DatLazyPanda

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Bob Dobbes 2 years ago

side effect is that you overanalyze things to the point of being able to see into other dimensions of your screw up.

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#98

I can control shadows. Let me explain, 1st off, it's like water in some ways as it can flow like normal annd I can sink through like a pool. 2nd, it's like a pair of limbs as it can be controlled to grab and hit things. 3rd it's like a mirror dimension as in everything is all dark. Think distortion world from pokemon platinum, and make it 20 times more distorted. That's what it is. I'll take your twisted comment that makes me think less about this power.

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Henry Edison Jurman

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Henry Edison Jurman (Submission author) 2 years ago

Not too bad people.

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#99

I can get what i want and have a lot of lovers.

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That sarcastic asshole

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Henry Edison Jurman 2 years ago

You get -75 years of your life.

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#100

Hmm fantasy powers? Well, I’d talk to animals but like real life powers, I’m able to stand silently still and walk really quietly

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That one kid

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Skyfire647 (she/zey) 2 years ago

The animals only talk about weird topics you have no information on

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#101

I can read minds
And see the future

Moonwatcher the NightWing

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Skyfire647 (she/zey) 2 years ago

But all you see in the future is darkness. And all that you hear in people's minds are their disturbing fantasies

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#102

I apparently have the ability to annoy just about anyone without trying.

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Bob Dobbes

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Skyfire647 (she/zey) 2 years ago

But sometimes people actually think you're funny.

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#103

I always manGe to embarrass myseld

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Henry Edison Jurman 2 years ago

But it always ends up on the internet

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#104

I can argue with myself and enter a whole different world. with imaginary people.

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Henry Edison Jurman 2 years ago

The people in that world think your evil and try to off you every chance they get.

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#105

I can feel the pain, sorrow, fear, happiness and all of that while reading a book

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Henry Edison Jurman 2 years ago

Except everytime you do so, you get a head splitting migrane

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#106

I can cook spaghetti at any time at any place using anything.

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THE GREAT PAPYRUS

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Claire Cochrane 2 years ago

Pasta water squirts out of your shoes & slips you over every time

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#107

I can get AFOs on a squirmy child's feet in less than 2 minutes. Not exactly a super power but it definitely made mornings easier when my daughter wore those.

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Terilee Bruyere

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Claire Cochrane 2 years ago

When you use this power your own shoes won't come off for 2 days.

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#108

My actual superpower is being able to identify plants, including some I have not encountered before but have only read about. I can also lose anything in a purse or backpack, no matter how large the item and how small the purse...

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Monique Reed

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Skyfire647 (she/zey) 2 years ago

Sometimes you fall into the purse/backpack and get lost too.

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#109

I can describe someone's hair to you almost exactly. Like if they've dyed it before, what colors did they dye it first and then later in time, what almost the exact color could be called, etcetera.... like, I could tell you the colors of my friend's hair in sixth grade. First she dyed it red, then blue, then silver, then blue again, and so on...