Follow this format and let me know what your new name would be by commenting below!

First name = the Name of your first pet.

Middle name = adjective that describes you.

Last name = the job your parents or grandparents had.

 

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#1

Mr Mistoffelees Batty Accountant....

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Legolas Greenleaf
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#2

Cooter crazy mailman……
I have no words

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Elyce
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Kat Unst
Kat Unst
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cooter the Crazy Mailman? Can I steal your name?? :) I love it

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#3

Fidget, the artistic waitress

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Has sold soul for corn chip
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#4

Domino, the Happy Go-Lucky Computer Engineer

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moonfae
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#5

Lilli, the bubbly soda jerker

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Fiona
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ALEXIS CISNEROS
ALEXIS CISNEROS
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

im sorry, maybe its my filthy brain but that doesn't sound quite right...

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#6

Shade Nerdy Mortician... 😳

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JoeShmoeDeLaKokomoe🇺🇦
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#7

Jax the Smart Roofer.

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Zane!
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#8

Nemo, the friendly interior designer

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Bookwyrm
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#9

Layla the sarcastic actor

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That chaotic dude
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#10

Athena the Creative Music Teacher

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Rainbowskull13 (she/her)
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#11

Delta 5 Cringe Pilot
wonderful name

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54
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#12

Riley short entrepreneur

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(っ◔◡◔)っ blush
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#13

Sammy analytical lumberjack

Had to go back to grampa. Sammy analytical Engineer sounds like a perky software developer.

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A girl
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#14

hm augest de sun juniper

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eye can't hear you (she/her)
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#15

Nothing anxious teacher

Huh. It would probably be better if I actually had a pet.

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Black Pearl
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#16

Rocky Shy Geothermal Engineer

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Happi doggi (all pronouns)
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#17

Rexx Smart Carpenter

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Diymondcatss
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#18

Shadow the friendly caretaker

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Lovin' Life
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#19

Pipsi, the Silly Farmer

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Kat Unst
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#20

Baby Blue Butler

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Lunar Rat
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#21

It would be "Ramesses Ugly Mason" and I don't like it.

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Ryan Deschanel
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