I usually don't like to say '1x1 lego bricks' so i call them 'brixels'. It is much easier. I also give permission for others to use this

Report

Final score:

10points

everett

POST

View more comments

I forgot the word for denim shorts, and called them 'jeansy shorts'.... for 3 years of my life.

Also, I called ageism 'age racist' while my friend was teasing me about being the youngest in the friend grp.

Report

Final score:

8points

Tanii

POST

I once called salad dressing "lettuce sauce". I was VERY tired.

Report

Final score:

8points

QueerAxolotls

POST

one time I forgot what the word for "lasagna" was so I called it a "pasta enchilada"

Report

Final score:

8points

~lophiiformes~

POST

“Thing” “Thingy”

Report

Final score:

7points

DP(the first)

POST

View more comments

The thing for the thing with the (draws an oblong rectangle with my hands) thing.

My husband: hun, use your words...

Me: f**k off... sorry... I'm trying.. you know... the thing for the thing. Circle.

Husband: the thing for the rectangle circle.... oooooh"

Grabbed me the hdmi cable which was what I wanted. He's gotten very adept at understanding the uniquely informative descriptions my PTSD addled brain comes up with.

Report

Final score:

7points

Hales

POST

"y'know man those snippy things, uhhh snippers wait no I mean snappers no ughhhh"
I meant scissors.........

Report

Final score:

6points

IDidntChooseReality

POST

View more comments

The thingy!!! :sobs: the the the thingy I told you about

Report

Final score:

5points

Muff_Fluff

POST

There was this one PE game we used to play (it was like capture the flag with laundry baskets) but no one could remember the name so we all just called it “the weird game with the crates”

Report

Final score:

5points

ace pirates (she/they)

POST

Smell good juice is hot tea. I like mint with sugar the best

Report

Final score:

4points

Shark queen 🦈🦈🦈

POST

"Dinglehopper." Apparently it comes from The Little Mermaid. I often use it as pejorative for people who cut me off on traffic, for example.

Report

Final score:

4points

Buck Up

POST

Dohickey
Thing-a-majig

Report

Final score:

3points

Valerie Waddell

POST

I called the Marry-Go-Rounds on the playgrounds (not the one with horses) Spinny thingy, it’s where I made up a thing called “Magic” it’s butterfly’s but harder and faster. I also made “Death” (opposite of Magic)

Report

Final score:

2points

Mini is gone(???)

POST

Thingie. Always.

Report

Final score:

2points

Grudge-holding Treefrog

POST

Wakey juice for coffee… leaf water for tea… spiky juice for soda.
Needless to say, sleep deprivation is a dangerous thing that do wonders to originally crazy people 🥲

Report

Final score:

2points

HelluvaHedgehogAlien

POST

View more comments

Yesterday me and my mom forgot the word “tortilla” I called it, “the bread that’s used for tortillas” not quesadillas, tortillas

Report

Final score:

1point

•Mailbox•

POST

View more comments

“Gerschtimpt” is a joking curse word, it’s funny because it’s not actually bad, but whenever Grandpa says it my cousins and I would pretend to be all outraged and horrified.

Similarly, “Schtimpter” is the little bit of food left over that’s not quite a serving, ex. “Who wants the rice schtimpter?”

Report

Final score:

1point

and_a_touch_of_the_’tism

POST

Thingywoodle

Report

Final score:

1point

Freya the Wanderer

POST

Mine is not goofy. I usually just say that f*ckin thing. For some reason I love profanity. Actually any "unacceptable" word works in a pinch.

Except for people who are not confirmed annoyances. Then its usually nothing but Dude all the way.

Report

Final score:

0points

PolymathNecromancer

POST

Never had one before. Now: panda!

Report

Final score:

0points

Onion Patch Petunia

POST

either thingamabob or thingamajig, thingy and doohickey are also commen.

Report

Final score:

0points

Mike_the_nike

POST

I once forgot drop-leaf table and had to wiggle my hand from side to side saying "the table that does this." I call other forgotten things "thingumies."

Report

Final score:

0points

Sayla Vee

POST

I use the generalized words “that thingy” while gesturing with my hands, like it’s going to help me remember.

Report

Final score:

0points

Deborah Coalter

POST

well dressed slug…

I was looking for the word snail

Report

Final score:

0points

SavvyScribbler

POST

when i can't remember a person's name and i mention them in conversation, i use the name Joe Smuckatelly.

Report

Final score:

0points

Lisa Onitnelot

POST

View more comments

Whenever I forget a word, I always call it a thingymagig. Don't know why, I just always have!!

Report

Final score:

0points

TigerRoar297

POST

“Portable house” for mobile home
Or “digging spoon” for shovel

Report

Final score:

0points

Svelk929

POST

Once said convulse instead of converse this was embarrassingly recent 😑

Report

Final score:

0points

tired sandwich

POST

Whatzit (while pointing in it's general direction)

Report

Final score:

0points

As

POST

I tend to forget words a lot in English (but it's my native language 😂), and my place holder is "uhm uhm uhm....uhm the the thing. Words? Words are hard. WHY I CAN'T I REMEMBER WHAT ITS CALLED? THE....THE THING! THAT THING! THE THING WHERE YOU....WHERE YOU....idk I give up. OH! Wait I remember now."

Report

Final score:

0points

Phoenix(or nix)they/them

POST

I once typed "diggo" instead of "ditto." Now I just say, "diggo." I get funny looks, but I embrace my quirks. 😂

Report

Final score:

0points

C.O. Shea

POST

Thingamajiggerbob. Was created once when I was trying to say thingamajigger and thingamabob at the same time, now I use it all the time lol.

Report

Final score:

0points

Red PANda (any pronouns)

POST