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#1
During my sophomore year of middle school, we were doing silent work and my history teacher said that we could listen to music but if it was too loud he would “break our headphones.” so I’m doing my work quietly with my music on low, and this obnoxious kid sitting next to me had his music really loud. I could hear it over my music but ignored it. My teacher thought it was me. So he comes up to me & ripped my BRAND NEW Apple headphones, looking ruthless. He suddenly realized it was the guy next to me and he was completely embarrassed. He came in the next day with a new pair and an apology note taped to them. He couldn’t look me in the eye for the rest of the year.
Final score:
5points
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#2
Recently I went to my school’s homecoming football game with my friends, we’ll call then JJ and Gigi. Gigi is gay AF, and during halftime we were all super bored and she randomly shrieks, “MY PRONOUNS ARE THE, SHE, IT, I AM THE S**T”.
Final score:
2points
#3
I was 12. Mom was typical harried working mom. I needed feminine product. I said "we need to pick up Stayfree". She replies "can't you just use Right Guard?". No, mom. No I can't.
Final score:
1point
#4
One time, my family was driving from TN to visit our friends in TX. It was early July, so along the way my mom stopped and bought fireworks at every rinky-d**k stand we passed (like three states worth). Long story short, we had a mini van full of fireworks when we reached our destination. Well, our friend tell my mom "Let’s go shoot them off at the lake with the kids!" Apparently, it slipped the friend, who had been a resident of the state and city for some time, that it was ILLEGAL to shoot off fireworks up at the lake.
So, just before my mom shoots off the first one, lights and a siren come flying down the path. My mom uses the whole, "We’re just visitors, we didn’t know!" excuse. It helped that our van had TN license plates. However, when she tried to explain that it was her friend's idea, the cop asks "What friend?" My mom turns around and,
Friend? Gone. Her kids? Gone. Me and my sister? GONE! Only ones left standing were her and my brother. They lucked out of a ticket (though the fireworks she had on hand were confiscated) and to this day my mom still brings up how everyone (excluding my brother) abandoned her to the police.
*Note, I was really young at the time so everything that happened after I left was told to me by my mom. Apparently when the police came the friend loaded up her kids along with me and my sister in her own van and drove off without my mom and brother.
Final score:
1point
#5
I went to my girlfriends house on friday and her dog really liked me for some reason and kept trying to lay on top of me and one of the times when the dog came into the room my girlfriend went "NO." then pointed at me and said "THIS IS MINE." and the dog just looked super disappointed and walked out it was freaking hilarious
Final score:
1point
#6
I was barely a toddler and during a particularly windy night. I was apparently holding on to the door when the wind whipped the door open and I disappeared into the darkness. I apparently landed on the front lawn. (Over a hand rail and bushes).
My parents would have recanted a story of the day I was born. My brother ran out the front door, very excited, yelling he had a sister. When they got him back in the house, he then asked … what’s a sister?
Final score:
0points
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