Hey Pandas, What’s Your Funniest Childhood Story? (Closed)

Share the funniest story from your childhood!

When I was in kindergarten, I wore dresses and underwear. NO pants. I refused to wear pants. Guess what my favorite playground activity was? Hanging upside down from the jungle gym. *retreats into the Pit of Shame*

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Pearl Of the SeaWing RainWings

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That_WeirdBunBun! 3 years ago

Yeah. It’s ok!

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When i was little (like 3/4) me, my great grandmother, and my great uncle would go to McDonalds every friday for a treat. Our MD had one with those birthday sections from like the 90’s and little me saw a baby crawling across the seats. I loved babies so i tried to crawl on the seats to catch up with it. I did good for a while until i was about half way to the end. I reached out my hand to the next stool and i missed. My face went down onto the tile floor and i knocked out both of my front teeth and twisted one of my incisors. I didn’t have front teeth for about three years (since they came out prematurely). It still cracks me up to this day ( Fun fact: I think about random stuff a lot. I remember thinking about avocados the moment before i hit the ground!)

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TheAlienOctopus

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Aroace tiger 3 years ago

I love the fun fact 😂😂😂

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When I was a kid we had a cat and my sister and I wanted to get her. Now she had a tendency to eat mice but then spit out the guts. (Her name was cleo by the way) and we were checking under our parents bed to try and get the cat. Well my sister grabbed something and pulled it out. (Note we did not pull in our cat's tail) it was squishy and red so it was disgusting and she dropped the mouse guts ran to the bathroom and washed her hands as fast as she could. It was hilarious to me but she hated it.

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Newsies forever!!

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Trinity 3 years ago

Ewww but lol

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when i was 2 i had some fake blood shot eyes that looked really funny but i wore sunglasses over them and went up to my brother and took the sunglasses off and made a gurgling noises

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SUB2TURD_

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When I was 2 my parents were running around the house we lived in a super small 2 bedroom apartment at the time and they looked for me for 10 minutes and they new I couldn’t open the door and they were so close to calling the cops but while my mom went to grab her phone I was sleeping in her blanket drawer. The way I found this out is because after my mom had my sister she slept in there closet for a while same with my brother. So I asked did I ever sleep in a closet and they told me that story

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Trinity

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When I was four years old, my family went on vacation in San Antonio, Texas. One day, while waiting for my dad to go get the car, I was spinning around on the Riverwalk. My mom told me to stop, but I wouldn't listen. I eventually fell into the San Antonio River and my mom had to jump in the river to save me. Luckily we both were alright.

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deanna woods

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Livvy 3 years ago

When I was really young, I was naked most of the time, and one of my mom's favorite pictures of young me is me wearing an apron looking out of our glass door. From the front, it probably wouldn't have looked so odd, except the picture is from the back so you can see my butt.

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