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Share the Conspiracy theories that you swear by that don't have major implications.
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#1
Big vegetable wants us to eat more Vegetables because they want us to be healthier so we can live longer and buy more Vegetables
Final score:
4points
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#2
Area 51 is just used to draw attention away from other bases that are performing more secretive projects.
Final score:
3points
#3
The makers of carpet shampoo- for those carpet cleaning machines- make shampoo that turns dark after use so the consumer thinks it is getting a LOT of dirt up.
Final score:
3points
#4
I'm totally into considering the whole; we're in a simulation/black hole thing.
Final score:
2points
Dan Cone 10 months ago
You escape the matrix by eating those Silica Gel bags which say "Do not eat"
cerinamroth 10 months ago
I hate those things. Whenever I see something telling me not to do something, the childish part of my brain kicks in and screams "But whyyyyy?!" I've never had a nibble of silica gel but I can't say I'm not always tempted whenever I see those capital letters.
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That no one truly likes mayo, they all just pretend to like mayo to make potato salad sell more easily.
Final score:
2points
#6
I think that some colleges inflate their listed tuition to make their financial aid look better. This is specifically targeted at non prestigious private schools "charging" $40k a year, but 99% of their students get financial aid
Final score:
1point
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