Will you get the girl? Will you get the guy???

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#1

Did you fall from Heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face.

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Nathaniel (He/Him) Cis Het.
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#2

I wish i were cross eyed so I could see you twice

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Juliette
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#3

Are you my homework? Cause I should be doing you right now but I'm not.

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IDidntChooseReality
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#4

omg i lost my number!! can i have yours??

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freakingbee (she/they)
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#5

I'm going to complain to spotify for not naming you this weeks hottest single

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TrashPanda
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#6

If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple.

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TrashPanda
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#7

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

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TrashPanda
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#8

"I am already your friend, wanna add a boy before it? Well, I love you.."

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The Panda That Laughs All Day
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is not what I said, but I told her straight that I love her, this is just the one I told to her in my dream. (I am an ambivert, so I have to chose how to tell, and in my dream i choosen this but in real life..., It was straightforward)😎😎

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well her name is Naiab Sultan, And I am Neelesh Kumar Tilak (we are from different countries and religions but still we love each other. Our families members dunno about this, but my sister is also her friend, so we told her and she promised to keep the secret)

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#9

I once had a guy ask if he could see my glasses. I took them off and handed them to him. He said “I actually just wanted to see your eyes.”

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#10

are you a V-chord to I-chord resolution? ‘Cos i think you’re perfect ;)

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ЛеснойКороль(they/he)🇺🇦🇷🇺
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#11

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.

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TrashPanda
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#12

Don't touch anything, you're so hot and I don't see a fire extinguisher.

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#13

Honestly I dont have one… but how I tell my crush? I dont. I dare my friends to tell them that I like ‘em.

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Mini is gone(???)
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I say I like them, if rejected, I pretend to be relieved and have my friends back me up as if it were a dare. Works every time!

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#14

I drive a '91 Ford Ranger. Sure it breaks down. New pickups do too, but then you gotta make payments on top of repairs.

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Buck Up
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#15

Damn guy, you… uh. Um. So. Who’s your crush? Not me? Oh nice

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Blue_Mouse (is gone!)
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#16

Damn girl, are you a land mine, because I wanna step on you all the time

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Blue_Mouse (is gone!)
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#17

...I may not go down in history but I will go down on you.

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Everest the bookworm
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#18

Hey, are you a minecraft piglin? Because i feel like if i hit on you, you and all your friends will hunt me down and murder me

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DustTea (she/her)
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#19

"Your the most beautiful girl in the room. You could be a part-time model"

-- Flight of the Concords

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RafCo (he/him/ele)
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#20

DAMN MY GUY, are you an Apache helicopter cuz I’d let you bomb me any day 😉

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Blue_Mouse (is gone!)
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#21

are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 i see. 😘😏

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Mike_the_nike
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#22

i'm a nine and you're the one i need

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BglAddict
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