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Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Pickup Line? (Closed)

Will you get the girl? Will you get the guy???

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#1

Did you fall from Heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face.

Final score:

12points

Nathaniel (He/Him) Cis Het.

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#2

I wish i were cross eyed so I could see you twice

Final score:

9points

#3

Are you my homework? Cause I should be doing you right now but I'm not.

Final score:

8points

IDidntChooseReality

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#4

omg i lost my number!! can i have yours??

Final score:

7points

freakingbee (she/they)

#5

I'm going to complain to spotify for not naming you this weeks hottest single

Final score:

6points

#6

If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple.

Final score:

6points

#7

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Final score:

6points

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#8

"I am already your friend, wanna add a boy before it? Well, I love you.."

Final score:

5points

The Panda That Laughs All Day

The Panda That Laughs All Day (Submission author) 1 year ago

This is not what I said, but I told her straight that I love her, this is just the one I told to her in my dream. (I am an ambivert, so I have to chose how to tell, and in my dream i choosen this but in real life..., It was straightforward)😎😎

6points

The Panda That Laughs All Day (Submission author) 1 year ago

Well her name is Naiab Sultan, And I am Neelesh Kumar Tilak (we are from different countries and religions but still we love each other. Our families members dunno about this, but my sister is also her friend, so we told her and she promised to keep the secret)

5points

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Juliette Schnatz 1 year ago

Are you french because Eiffel for you

5points

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#9

I once had a guy ask if he could see my glasses. I took them off and handed them to him. He said “I actually just wanted to see your eyes.”

Final score:

5points

jeniffeir gehrke

#10

are you a V-chord to I-chord resolution? ‘Cos i think you’re perfect ;)

Final score:

5points

ЛеснойКороль(they/he)🇺🇦🇷🇺

#11

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.

Final score:

5points

#12

Don't touch anything, you're so hot and I don't see a fire extinguisher.

Final score:

5points

WolfZZZ (she/her)

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#13

Honestly I dont have one… but how I tell my crush? I dont. I dare my friends to tell them that I like ‘em.

Final score:

4points

Mini is gone(???)

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#14

I drive a '91 Ford Ranger. Sure it breaks down. New pickups do too, but then you gotta make payments on top of repairs.

Final score:

4points

#15

Damn guy, you… uh. Um. So. Who’s your crush? Not me? Oh nice

Final score:

4points

Blue_Mouse (is gone!)

#16

Damn girl, are you a land mine, because I wanna step on you all the time

Final score:

4points

Blue_Mouse (is gone!)

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#17

...I may not go down in history but I will go down on you.

Final score:

4points

Everest the bookworm

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#18

Hey, are you a minecraft piglin? Because i feel like if i hit on you, you and all your friends will hunt me down and murder me

Final score:

4points

DustTea (she/her)

#19

"Your the most beautiful girl in the room. You could be a part-time model"

-- Flight of the Concords

Final score:

3points

RafCo (he/him/ele)

#20

DAMN MY GUY, are you an Apache helicopter cuz I’d let you bomb me any day 😉

Final score:

1point

Blue_Mouse (is gone!)

#21

are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 i see. 😘😏

Final score:

1point

#22

i'm a nine and you're the one i need

Final score:

0points

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Ieva Midveryte

Hello Pandas! My name is Ieva, though it's often mistaken for the word 'Leva,' and in Lithuanian, it means 'loser' (insert the pain emoji). While I don't take offense if you accidentally call me a loser, I thought I'd share something interesting with you, which I also do professionally at work.Anywayyy, my favorite part here is introducing you to creative people who deserve just as much recognition as famous celebrities. Besides that, I also enjoy memes and funny, lighthearted posts, and occasionally, I find myself drawn to a bit of internet drama.

Hello Pandas! My name is Ieva, though it's often mistaken for the word 'Leva,' and in Lithuanian, it means 'loser' (insert the pain emoji). While I don't take offense if you accidentally call me a loser, I thought I'd share something interesting with you, which I also do professionally at work.Anywayyy, my favorite part here is introducing you to creative people who deserve just as much recognition as famous celebrities. Besides that, I also enjoy memes and funny, lighthearted posts, and occasionally, I find myself drawn to a bit of internet drama.

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A Bi-Cycle 1 year ago

This is beautiful

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ｍƗ𝐍Ɨ 𝐓𝓱𝑒 𝐀𝐍𝕘𝑒ᒪ (𝒮𝒽𝑒/𝒯𝒽𝑒𝓂) 1 year ago

Yes, yes it is

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A Bi-Cycle 1 year ago

This is beautiful

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ｍƗ𝐍Ɨ 𝐓𝓱𝑒 𝐀𝐍𝕘𝑒ᒪ (𝒮𝒽𝑒/𝒯𝒽𝑒𝓂) 1 year ago

Yes, yes it is

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