Will you get the girl? Will you get the guy???

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#1

Did you fall from Heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face.

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Nathaniel (He/Him) Cis Het.
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#2

I wish i were cross eyed so I could see you twice

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Juliette
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#3

Are you my homework? Cause I should be doing you right now but I'm not.

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IDidntChooseReality
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#4

omg i lost my number!! can i have yours??

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freakingbee (she/they)
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#5

I'm going to complain to spotify for not naming you this weeks hottest single

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TrashPanda
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#6

If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple.

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TrashPanda
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#7

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

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TrashPanda
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#8

"I am already your friend, wanna add a boy before it? Well, I love you.."

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The Panda That Laughs All Day
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is not what I said, but I told her straight that I love her, this is just the one I told to her in my dream. (I am an ambivert, so I have to chose how to tell, and in my dream i choosen this but in real life..., It was straightforward)😎😎

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#9

I once had a guy ask if he could see my glasses. I took them off and handed them to him. He said “I actually just wanted to see your eyes.”

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jeniffeir gehrke
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#10

are you a V-chord to I-chord resolution? ‘Cos i think you’re perfect ;)

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ЛеснойКороль(they/he)🇺🇦🇷🇺
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#11

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.

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TrashPanda
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#12

Don't touch anything, you're so hot and I don't see a fire extinguisher.

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WolfZZZ (she/her)
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#13

Honestly I dont have one… but how I tell my crush? I dont. I dare my friends to tell them that I like ‘em.

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Mini is gone(???)
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I say I like them, if rejected, I pretend to be relieved and have my friends back me up as if it were a dare. Works every time!

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#14

I drive a '91 Ford Ranger. Sure it breaks down. New pickups do too, but then you gotta make payments on top of repairs.

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Buck Up
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#15

Damn guy, you… uh. Um. So. Who’s your crush? Not me? Oh nice

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Blue_Mouse (is gone!)
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#16

Damn girl, are you a land mine, because I wanna step on you all the time

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Blue_Mouse (is gone!)
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#17

...I may not go down in history but I will go down on you.

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Everest the bookworm
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#18

Hey, are you a minecraft piglin? Because i feel like if i hit on you, you and all your friends will hunt me down and murder me

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DustTea (she/her)
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#19

"Your the most beautiful girl in the room. You could be a part-time model"

-- Flight of the Concords

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RafCo (he/him/ele)
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#20

DAMN MY GUY, are you an Apache helicopter cuz I’d let you bomb me any day 😉

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Blue_Mouse (is gone!)
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#21

are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 i see. 😘😏

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Mike_the_nike
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#22

i'm a nine and you're the one i need

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BglAddict
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