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Will you get the girl? Will you get the guy???
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#1
Did you fall from Heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face.
Final score:
12points
#3
Are you my homework? Cause I should be doing you right now but I'm not.
Final score:
8points
#4
omg i lost my number!! can i have yours??
Final score:
7points
#5
I'm going to complain to spotify for not naming you this weeks hottest single
Final score:
6points
#6
If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple.
Final score:
6points
#7
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Final score:
6points
#8
"I am already your friend, wanna add a boy before it? Well, I love you.."
Final score:
5points
The Panda That Laughs All Day (Submission author) 1 year ago
This is not what I said, but I told her straight that I love her, this is just the one I told to her in my dream. (I am an ambivert, so I have to chose how to tell, and in my dream i choosen this but in real life..., It was straightforward)😎😎
#9
I once had a guy ask if he could see my glasses. I took them off and handed them to him. He said “I actually just wanted to see your eyes.”
Final score:
5points
#10
are you a V-chord to I-chord resolution? ‘Cos i think you’re perfect ;)
Final score:
5points
#11
Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
Final score:
5points
#12
Don't touch anything, you're so hot and I don't see a fire extinguisher.
Final score:
5points
#13
Honestly I dont have one… but how I tell my crush? I dont. I dare my friends to tell them that I like ‘em.
Final score:
4points
#14
I drive a '91 Ford Ranger. Sure it breaks down. New pickups do too, but then you gotta make payments on top of repairs.
Final score:
4points
#15
Damn guy, you… uh. Um. So. Who’s your crush? Not me? Oh nice
Final score:
4points
#16
Damn girl, are you a land mine, because I wanna step on you all the time
Final score:
4points
#17
...I may not go down in history but I will go down on you.
Final score:
4points
#18
Hey, are you a minecraft piglin? Because i feel like if i hit on you, you and all your friends will hunt me down and murder me
Final score:
4points
#19
"Your the most beautiful girl in the room. You could be a part-time model"
-- Flight of the Concords
Final score:
3points
#20
DAMN MY GUY, are you an Apache helicopter cuz I’d let you bomb me any day 😉
Final score:
1point
#21
are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 i see. 😘😏
Final score:
1point
What do you think ?
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