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#2
I'm going to credit this to Jaiden animations, but a kid went up to Jaiden in an Ice skating rink or something and said " hey can you hold something? " Jaiden nodded and said " What do you need me to hold? ' The kid answered " My hand "
Final score:
4points
#3
Not mine, but a gut I know once asked me if my mam was a thief (much to my confusion) and I replied with "no, why?" He then told me that someone had stolen all the stars in the sky and put them in my eyes. (I know it's not the most original, it's been used a lot in movies. But I still thought it was sweet)
Final score:
3points
#4
So one day I was playing among us, and I said I was in college so no one could hit on me. Then someone said, "are you sure you don't go to community college", so then I said, "why would I be in your class." Then they left.
Final score:
2points
#5
"Are you superstitious? Cuz I wanna cross your path (Mrawwr)" My friend and I made that one up at a sleepover and spent several minutes laughing at it XD
Final score:
2points
#6
Another one! " Girl are you an enderman because i get slightly scared when I look at you straight in the eyes! " :'D
Someone from The dream SMP made this but I cant remember who...
Final score:
1point
#7
Would you mind doing a quick questionnaire? *Hand over phone on the 'add contact' screen*
Are you a parking ticket, cos you got 'fine' written all over you.
You're like Hampton Court Palace, you a-maze-me!
Final score:
1point
#8
Someone once said this to me: "Did you hurt yourself when you fell all the way from heaven?"
Final score:
0points
Bi Kirby 3 years ago
Saw something similar to this on a youtube hermitcraft incorrect quotes. Tango: Hey Beef ( vintage beef) Vintage Beef : Yah? Tango: Did it hurt when you feel from Heaven? Beef : No, cuz I just finished climbing up from heck Tango; Is that why your so hot? Literally all the hermits eavesdropping from the door: GOD THAT WAS GOOD
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