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Hey Pandas, What’s The Worst Name To Give A Kid? (Closed)

No offense, Bartholomew.

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#1

Someone tried to name their kid "Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116" and no, I did not just smash my head into the keyboard to type that. Apparently it was pronounced "Albin"

Final score:

3points

#2

made-up names like Wrenlow or Evabeth. These 2 in particular sound like ship names. There is people who ask CHAT-GPT to invent their kid's names...

Also tragedeighs. It's not hurting anyone to write your childs name like it's written instead of adding 30 letters that doun't sound at all

Final score:

2points

#3

Adolph

Final score:

2points

#4

Name of celebrities. Bruce Lee Stallone Van Damme Johnson sounds at least weird. It can and will trigger bullying from other kids.

Idiot names, such as "Brexit", or "Covid". Why would you do this to your kid?

Final score:

2points

#5

Karisma.

Final score:

2points

#6

Any name with a ‘unique’ spelling. I cringe every time. Why? Just why?

Final score:

1point

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#7

F***kbag?

Final score:

0points

#8

Sioux

Final score:

0points

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#9

Jkmno. Pronounced Noel.

Final score:

0points

Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het

#10

Velocity

Final score:

0points

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Ieva Midveryte

Hello Pandas! My name is Ieva, though it's often mistaken for the word 'Leva,' and in Lithuanian, it means 'loser' (insert the pain emoji). While I don't take offense if you accidentally call me a loser, I thought I'd share something interesting with you, which I also do professionally at work.Anywayyy, my favorite part here is introducing you to creative people who deserve just as much recognition as famous celebrities. Besides that, I also enjoy memes and funny, lighthearted posts, and occasionally, I find myself drawn to a bit of internet drama.

Hello Pandas! My name is Ieva, though it's often mistaken for the word 'Leva,' and in Lithuanian, it means 'loser' (insert the pain emoji). While I don't take offense if you accidentally call me a loser, I thought I'd share something interesting with you, which I also do professionally at work.Anywayyy, my favorite part here is introducing you to creative people who deserve just as much recognition as famous celebrities. Besides that, I also enjoy memes and funny, lighthearted posts, and occasionally, I find myself drawn to a bit of internet drama.

What do you think ?

Khloieo 3 weeks ago

No joke Black berry moon

0points

Khloieo 3 weeks ago

No joke Black berry moon

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