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Hey Pandas, What’s The Weirdest Thing You’ve Ever Said To Your Parents? (Closed)

What's something you've ever said to your parents that you instantly regretted?

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#1

I constantly call my mother a 'duck' in response to her calling me a lazy bull.

Yes, she is very annoyed.

No, I'm not going to stop ; )

Final score:

4points

#2

‘I eat feet’ from me to my mom. woah.

Final score:

3points

Mini is gone(???)

#3

I accidentally told my mom (married to my dad) to go to a pride event for her hockey team.

Final score:

2points

#4

I asked my mom what my dad had been like in bed.

Yeahhhh.... not awkward at all.

Final score:

2points

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#5

"Is it just me, or does the bird poop on the window look like glitter glue?"

In my defense, it totally looked like glitter glue.

Final score:

2points

LavenderHippoInAJar

#6

Your face is very round without a beard. Topped by " look I'm pregnant" with a stuffed animal shoved under my shirt. I still have that toy though lol.

Final score:

1point

Bookworm(she/her)

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#7

Used to talk in my sleep, so who knows what the weirdest thing was?!

Final score:

0points

#8

Explained to my mother what Smash or Pass was.

Final score:

0points

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#9

You are as annoying as asparagus, I don't remember what I meant, but everyone found it hilarious.

Final score:

0points

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AspenHasIssues

Hi, I'm Aspen/Mya, and I'm new to this website :3 I like bad jokes, guitar, skateboarding, boba, and music :)I'm bored so talk to me if u want :/Also, why is everybody downvoting my posts? I went from over a hundred points to 81 in a day, these trolls need to stop, it's a downvote button, not a disklike button. Come on guys. STOP. PLS.Anyways.. I know freakingbee in person. Just thought I'd flex :)I heard everyone's putting their heights in their bio so I'm 5'5" but if my spine would spine correctly, I would be taller. (scoliosis checckkk) I'm leaving, I'll miss y'all! I'll try to get on as much as possible tho :) Ok, since you're still reading...hello :) I am currently obsessed with the heather's musical so yeah, and I just turned 15 :) and i'll be on more when school starts. Let me know if u wanna be friends <3

Hi, I'm Aspen/Mya, and I'm new to this website :3 I like bad jokes, guitar, skateboarding, boba, and music :)I'm bored so talk to me if u want :/Also, why is everybody downvoting my posts? I went from over a hundred points to 81 in a day, these trolls need to stop, it's a downvote button, not a disklike button. Come on guys. STOP. PLS.Anyways.. I know freakingbee in person. Just thought I'd flex :)I heard everyone's putting their heights in their bio so I'm 5'5" but if my spine would spine correctly, I would be taller. (scoliosis checckkk) I'm leaving, I'll miss y'all! I'll try to get on as much as possible tho :) Ok, since you're still reading...hello :) I am currently obsessed with the heather's musical so yeah, and I just turned 15 :) and i'll be on more when school starts. Let me know if u wanna be friends <3

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My name is Gabriela, and I’m a Community Manager at Bored Panda. In real life, it means that every day, together with my team, I ensure that all the posts submitted by our creative pandas display their work in the best possible way. I'm always on the lookout for new artists who would like to join our community and share their content with a wide audience. In addition to that, I keep my finger on the community pulse and supervise its activity, ensuring that any problems our members experience on our website are promptly resolved. Before joining the Bored Panda team, I worked as a freelancer, offering my creative services to people around the world—starting with graphic design, photography, and finally videos. Now, I pursue these activities only as a hobby, capturing moments with my cats and documenting new places I visit during my travels.

What do you think ?

Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 1 year ago

Wait u know bee irl?? Idk anyone on bp irl :(

2points

freakingbee (they/them) 1 year ago

yeah they do know me, and i'm answering this cause their mom found out about bp

2points

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Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 1 year ago

Wait u know bee irl?? Idk anyone on bp irl :(

2points

freakingbee (they/them) 1 year ago

yeah they do know me, and i'm answering this cause their mom found out about bp

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