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Hey Pandas, What’s The Weirdest Thing You Ever Named? (Closed)

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#1

i used to name any party favors i got after birthday parties just cuz

so anyways, party favors right? i had a notebook named chevron(based on the pattern of the book, which was stripes, but chevron had more *sparkle*, in a metaphorical sense), a handheld compact mirror with black gems and glittery sparkles named firework(cus of the sparkly decorations), and a neon red nail polish bottle named scarlet(another shade of red). also i named my first touchpad knight(i actually don't know why. maybe it was a knight in shining armour to save me from my boredness lol?).

i still love to name inanimate objects. its fun. :D

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shanila.pheonix_

CascadedFalls 8 months ago (edited)

Oh, fun names! Chevron is quite interesting. I haven't named many inanimate objects before, except for stuffed animals back when I was a toddler. But if I were to name something now, I'd probably call my banana squishy 'Moosh' because, you know, it's all soft and mushy.

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#2

I name all my cars I've had 5
Daisy was the first then Bluebell then Peeves, Rose and the one I have now is called Bella.

Final score:

2points

#3

I named my imaginary friend I had in primary school (that was a chicken) Slinky.
Idk why, I was a special child, still am a bit.
R.I.P Slinky

Final score:

2points

Harry (they/them)

#4

My shadow's name is Muck. Don't ask.

Final score:

1point

UnseeJuiceWitch (any pronouns)

#5

Francisco the spider in my window in my basement bedroom...he bit me and now im sad

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CascadedFalls 8 months ago (edited)

We use to have a spider on the patio at my family's old house, named Jerry. Btw, Francisco is a nice name.

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#6

As a teen i had horrible acne. I named my zits. Bob. "Thats Bob the zit"

I now have a hernia named harry.

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Hi there! I'm Gabrielė, but you can also catch me responding to Gab, Gabi, Gabert, or Gabe – take your pick. Professionally, I'm the senior community manager over at Bored Panda, helping people share their awesome work and connecting artists with a worldwide audience. Beyond work, you'll catch me traveling, listening to vinyl and diving into movies, art exhibitions, and concerts. I'm a culture buff at heart, always eager to explore and embrace the richness of the human experience.

Hi there! I'm Gabrielė, but you can also catch me responding to Gab, Gabi, Gabert, or Gabe – take your pick. Professionally, I'm the senior community manager over at Bored Panda, helping people share their awesome work and connecting artists with a worldwide audience. Beyond work, you'll catch me traveling, listening to vinyl and diving into movies, art exhibitions, and concerts. I'm a culture buff at heart, always eager to explore and embrace the richness of the human experience.

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