What is the weirdest thing anyone has ever asked you?

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I was at a party at school and I went to get a drink and then I felt a tug and before I can look, I got pulled by the arm and pushed into a closet. it was dark and then a light came on, a guy was in the closet with me then he started asking," is it halloween because you look like a treat" and the he tried to pull up my Dress, I was able to get out the closet and I ran back to the party and never saw the guy again

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yes he got reported to administration but apparently I wasn't the only one, he did this to nearly all of the girls at the party and they reported to him and he got kicked out of the school and he was 16 and I was 5 years younger

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One time I was wearing a 7 Rings jacket, which is Ariana Grande's merch, at the park. This girl that looked the same age as me was like, "Oh, you know who Ariana Grande is?" And I said, "Yeah!" But my brain was like, "NaH I'M jUsT WeArInG tHiS JaCkEt ThAt SaYs SeVeN RiNgS oN iT CaUsE i WaNnA."

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When I was about 11, I got the leading role in the school play. That role was a talking cow, unfortunately. Anyway, some of my friends and I were talking about our roles during PE and this boy asked me if he could milk me.......

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#4

"Hey we have the same car and i locked my key in my car can i use yours?"
watched him struggle for about 10 mins

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#5

Do you know where my belly button is?
-my six year old cousin

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#6

Kid: Just so you know this is a dare. Me: 'Kay Kid: *gets down on one knee* Will you marry me? Me: No

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I want some advice: I want to submit something as this is my own 'ask pandas' creation, but what I want to put is extremely disgusting and inappropriate. Should I do it?

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Wife: "Why does it rain harder when we drive faster?"
(Apple doesn't fall far from the tree) Mother-in-Law: "Don't airplanes get heavier after they feed everyone?" -- I told her it's OK because they've used up enough fuel by that time to make up for the extra weight.

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#8

I asked what a cow was and I got grounded for it... my parents were not the ones who grounded me it was this horrible old lady.

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#9

"have you ever farted on a dog"

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#10

I dunno if this counts if it doesn’t don’t judge me but my teacher asked me, “what kind of car should I buy?”

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m that one kid at school who can name the make and model of every single car in the parking lot of my school