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In 7th grade in the cafeteria I surfed a quarter mile on someone's improperly discarded potato wedge and became... SPUD.

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Crusty Rat Sauce

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Golden Nipples. I'm afraid I can't tell anymore on this family-friendly platform.

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Thumper. I was on a camping trip and these 2 guys, a kid my age and a mid 20ā€™s adult, let me hang out. My feet happen to be huge for my age and when i run i clop. The kid called me thumper and itā€™s stuck.

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Schlankwald.
Heres the context. Schlankwald is the German name (mostly regarded as the original, if you look back on the history) for the Creepypasta character normally known as Slender Man. I'm going to assume most people know who Slender Man is. My friend's call me this. while I am not overly tall, only slightly above average, according to my mother (I'm 5'5, or 173 centimetres), I have legs like an Enderman's, a neck that would put a giraffe to shame, and arms that look like they just came fresh out of the pasta factory. I trip over myself frequently.
Therefore, my short, stubby, marshmallow-limbed friend's, have decided that I am a Slender Being.
Also my online friend calls me Cheesy. I hate it. They don't care.

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My Soccer Teamate would call me ā€œThe Quicker Picker Upperā€ for no darn reason.
(Slogan from Bounty)

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stick. apparently I am skinny so...

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i call my friend twig for the same reason, he's also super tall. In return he calls me log

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#8

My last name sounded a lot like Tiddywell, so that's what all the football kids call me now.

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#9

People call me soy sauce, I guess it makes sense but is kinda annoying

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Surfboard (I was flat chested. Which brings to mind another name: )
Sahara because my classmates erroneously thought the Sahara desert was below sea level.
Seabiscuit

Isnā€™t school fun?!?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aw, whatever doesn't kill us only makes us stronger. And boobs aren't the be-all and end-all. Far from it.

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#11

Not me, but my wife.

I had some dodgy pet name for her (I don't remember it) and she announced one day that she didn't like it and wanted to be called something else. So I maliciously complied and...

SNERTICUS

...was born! She hates it. And me. Very much indeed. I'm not changing it.

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Demon girl. They thought i could speak and summon demons, throwing holy water at me and all. I hated middle school

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah in high-school I was devil girl because I said I didn't believe in god

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#13

Started out as Chicklet. Then chicken leg. Then chicken noodle. Then Noodle.

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#14

This one kid calls me mayonnaise. I don't even like mayo that much. He used to call me "green sweatshirt girl" because I wear this one green hoodie a lot.

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#15

Caillou, I've been getting called that since 4'th grade. My name is Kaiya...

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Spicy Mo...
My name is AveryšŸ˜‚

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My little sister once called me Elmo
This random kid called me ā€œbaby cattenā€ (not kitten, catten)
At one point my official nickname was the same as my friendā€™s (both my last name)
And my former crush called me big boobs Betty in 3rd grade. Please note that I hadnā€™t even hit puberty yet when he called me that.

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Choopie bird. I honestly don't know why.... I remember asking what my nickname was and my dad and mom said that. I did not ask why. But maybe one day. Also I get called red riding hood by my grandma (I have natural red hair)

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#19

Okra.

Some context:

Okras are generally regarded as super disgusting by the vast majority of the people where I'm from, there are even jokes about it. And in my language (Greek), the word for okra sounds weird it's not a cute sounding word, not to mention it can be used as a (very light) insult in some cases.

So I was in a (first and only!) date with a guy with whom we started talking about okras, and we were discussing how awful they are, and he told me that the okra flower was pretty and he showed me a pic - meanwhile, I didn't even know okra plants had flowers - and it was nice, sure, but he went on to call me okra until the end of the date. I guess he thought it would make a cute story or something. Never saw him again (not because of the okra thing specifically, although that didn't help either).

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#20

My discord name is An Unpopular Opinion too, and once someone called me AUO and I was sooo confused for a while

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#21

Two- Stephanie (not my nameā€¦ not even close) and Chu Nay-Nay (best spelling I could come up with). I donā€™t know where the first came from and the second has embarrassing origins.

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#22

cheese
im not going to give a backstory

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#23

My friends and I have nicknames after trees for whatever reason (Maple, Willow etc.), I wound up with Aspen and I sometimes get called 'Aspirin' or occasionally 'Asthma'.

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#24

my friends call me duck duck because if you take my Chinese name and translate into English word by word, you get duck duck (also I gave my friends nicknames too: small small, add happiness, and calligraphy fish) lol.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

an old friend of mines brothers name literally translated to something like ice or ice cube. this was 5 years ago

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#25

One of my nicknames was Handsome. Iā€™m a girl, but Iā€™m pretty and really boyish. I also am a lez.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

whoever downvoted this, why?? The nickname's rude, but say that that it's mean in the comments, not downvote them

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#26

I've collected many nicknames, but the one that makes least sense is Peppa lol

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#27

Pumpkin Spice Latte. My friends just started calling me itā€¦ I donā€™t even like latteā€™s.

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#28

When I was in preschool I was friends with one of the teachers and the caretakers daughter. I was 'Cassy Sassy' she was 'Rosey Posey' and the teacher was 'Linda Binda'. Also, one of my friends has a nickname FOR MY NICKNAME. Like the first on wasn't short enough, lol

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#29

I am like so obsessed with the brand PUMA,and I wear puma clothes,shoes and have everything PUMA around me that my friends started to call me PUMA STICK(Iā€™m skinny)šŸ„²That is just weird to hear you guys..!

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#30

Vickipedia, reason: my name is Viktoria and Vicki is short for Viktoria.

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#31

Lady Gaga

It was a fair worker that was trying to get people to throw darts at balloons at his booth.

I just also have blonde hair... she's a pretty lady at least! I just didn't understand the association.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why was this downvoted? It made no sense as in the only similarity is we both have blonde hair... I don't even look like her. Tough crowd I guess...

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#32

cucumber brain just because I brought cucumber for snacks in school šŸ˜­ šŸ˜‚ but eventually that went outta ppl's minds

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#33

My middle name is Constance. Unfortunately, my classmates in elementary school discovered this. Thus... I became Creepy Connie. (In their defense, I did bite and scratch when threatened. I was one weird kid.)

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#34

QUACK! (I play the oboe, oboe players will understand)

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#35

Boopie lol

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#36

So, my name is Bella, and in like, 1st, 2nd, or 3rd grade this girl I rode the bus with asked if she could me "Belly". I said no, because why would anyone want to be called that!

Also, my BFF used to call me "Bewa Wewa"

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#37

As a toddler when I cried apparently it sounded like ā€œavoooooolā€ so my dad started calling me avooly which became vool that turned to mool that turned toā€¦Mooly. He called me this until I was 8. In front of my friends too btw šŸ˜¬

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#38

Sir Cumbs Alot (Read slower and don't ask)

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#39

In 1st grade, I was dubbed 'Stickerpants' by a kid that I knew. I had a *guess what!* Sticker stuck on my leg. And looking back this is funny, but oh my goodness 1st grade me was so offended. I refused to speak to him for the remainder of recess

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#40

al my name is abby and i dont know how but i have been called al

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#41

people at my moms job had trouble pronouncing my name so they just called me hershey

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#42

I have a whole range of them, depending on whoā€™s shouting me
JuJu - Julobs - Juels - MadJulie - Joo.

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#43

In a small town I moved to when I was a teen, a brother of a new friend called me big papa pimp. I was not only pretty skinny at the time, but also a virgin too. The nickname stuck. I never asked why he called me that.

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#44

MakBook (Spelled that way)

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#45

My friends call me a variety of weird nicknames including Birdinghum and Child

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#46

Muhammad Ali . Along with "Fights like a butterfly. Hits like a bee.".... I know why. I'm not proud of it. I just don't know why this guy chose that reference for someone not a male and caucasian. He was the only one who called me that.

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#47

I have this one friend who has 3 nicknames for me (which she uses interchangeably) the spelling for these is how they are pronounced btw. My nicknames are Bellzey, oat and Eeo. My name is Isabella, honestly the first makes the most sense.

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#48

My nicknames were appropriate. Big A, big O(i was really tall and those are my initials). Two toke. My brother hauled me around with him. Two dudes can't sit butt to butt so stuck in the middle..as the Doob passed, so go the days of our lives.

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#49

My dad used to call me gărgărița (gargaritza)- it means ladybug. My friends also call me Madam b***h- inside jokes

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ā€œMy flowerā€ - I am a woman in my twenties who work at a hardware store and one time this older carpenter comes in and need help finding some things, and he called me flower several times. I wasnā€™t sure I heard him right the first time.

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#51

not weird but my sisters called me "Ro-Ro" because my name is Rosie. i also think it was partially inspired by that row-row your boat song. it drove me CRAZY. thats why they did it i guess.

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#52

Marshmallow

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#53

Stork. In high school I was very skinny and tall, with knobby knees. But only called that by a couple very good friends.

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#54

ā€œLittle leprechaun gremlinā€ because Iā€™m like .8% Scottish LMFAO leprechauns arenā€™t even Scottish

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#55

My Dad called me Weenie (tall skinny kid) and as I got older it was my 'full name' Kathaweenie.

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Hubbyā€™s is ā€˜Websterā€™ bc when he texts he canā€™t spell so he needs a Websterā€™s dictionary.
Mine from him started as Sam (bc my mom and I have the same name) which turned in to Sambo then Sambizini.

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ā€œWAMCHOPā€ because I liked lambchop the puppet as a kid but acted like bam bam from the flintstones šŸ˜„

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#58

Fools,

i had an online account and the shortened version of it's username was "fools"

i actually really really like it when people call me fools

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#59

Previous landlord's son (we are the same age) used to call me Turtle. We went swimming together very often during the summers and I would 'needle dive' off the dock and pop up about halfway across the cove.

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#60

in 6th grade, i get called glizzy constantly by one kid, (my nickname's Izzy) i don't mind, it's actually pretty funny. My school is going through a "sussy" phase. It's all just anime girl noises and references to....stuff lol

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#61

I have been called Corndog because my hair was red, orange, and yellow.

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#62

3 nicknames.
First one was in middle school I was called Identity because my name is Iden.

Second was Corn referring to Kern still middle school.

Third was Kernel you already know what I'm talking about. It was in High School.

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My sister and a few friends and I came up with nicknames based on our birthstone and birth flower. One was Topaz Chrysanthemum, one was Opal Calendula. I was Ruby Larkspur. We were drinking, and I asked a friend with a gem name if it was her birthstone... she said "OMG NO. My birthstone is Bloodstone or Jasper.

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#64

Kale. my name is kalena and it took one substitute and a roll call.....

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i thought it said kate. f**k my reading ability. (im a good reader, but i often read words wrong and it sometimes takes a long time to realize ive been reading it wrong

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ā€œChicaganaā€ cause Iā€™m from Chicago.

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#66

I've been called trash panda haha. For context, I can eat expired food/drinks (dairy, vegetables, anything really) without a reaction. My siblings call me trash panda, after I ate 2-3 /very/ expired yogurts and had no reaction lol

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#67

in 5th grade is was called onion. dont know why.
all throughout middle school i was nemo.
and now one of the kids in my friend group calls me soy boy. the only time i actively know i am consuming soy is when i have pot stickers. Luke, please stop calling me that and i will stop calling you Little Boy.

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People call me soy sauce, I guess it makes sense but is kinda annoying

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I'm afab. My Pawpaw used to call me Bam Bam when i was younger. Which was the boy on Flintstones. He used to call me and my sister boys until recently

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My Pop called little girls boys too. His nickname for me was Elvira. Because it made me mad.

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#70

Porkchop (as my guy bff called me šŸ˜‘)

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#71

One of my friends fell down a muddy hill at school. He got a new shirt from the lost and found that said Phil. I think you can figure out the rest

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

my sisters legal name is livia. no O at the beginning. is that the same for you or is it olivia like all the others

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"Fake Blonde" bc i get highlights lmao-

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#73

I have several nicknames Oliver Trey Tree Spider-Man Noodle-Man the tallest if them all bad yet good at math kid and my favorite of all time..... Trey

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#74

Cat Murderer. (Trust me, it's not what you're probably thinking in your head right now.)

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#75

probably peanut

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#76

For some reason one of my friends always calls me "Calvin Coolidge the President"

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#77

I was called fascope in camp

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#78

Vanilli. Like vanilla+Lilly.

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Gargajo de vaca
It means: cow snot

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I have been called "SIM card" many times in my life (my name is Simmer)

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Wiener. Apparently I ate a lot of them as a kid, no bun, just as is. I still have family members call me Wiener and I am 40 years old.

My mom's CB radio handle back in the day was beans, so we're wiener and beans.

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