the food is ready. like mother- the food is in the oven what do u freaking mean its ready

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byebye

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That we couldn't get a dog because I was allergic. We couldn't get a cat because eldest sister was allergic. We couldn't get a rabbit because 2nd sister was allergic. We couldn't get a hamster because little sister was allergic. We couldn't get a snake because mum was allergic and we couldn't get a goldfish because dad was allergic.
After I moved out mum confessed that she lied because they didn't want pets and 4 kids to raise, so... fair enough I suppose, but you could have just said that.

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Donkey boi

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Tapioca Fred. Whenever you left your shoes outside tapioca Fred would leave tapioca in your shoes

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KenSpecks

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my mom told that if i don't brush my teeth for one night the tooth fairy is gonna take all mt teeth -_-

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The weird one!

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Furries are bad, they can be inappropriate. ( totes does not have a fursuit colection with my parents just shaking their heads )

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Snowheart

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My mom once told me that grape juice is made by squeezing grapes in between your toes and ruined grape juice for me for, like, 5 years.

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the warner sister

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That it’s illegal to drive with the indoor car lights on.

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Louie

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That santa is real🤭🌺 sorry kids

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°•Ashido Mina•°

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I was standing on a grave and I didn’t know it then my mob said the soul was gonna come for me tonight and bite my toenails (I was 5)

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Starflight the nightwing

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I'm going to Chicago tonight for an emergancy work meeting. First of all, my parents never said that their companies in chicago, second, my uncle lives in chicago and all of a sudden the one week he's not their they leave?
Turns out my grandpa had a stroke and they went to Chicago since they have great hospitals.

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VerticallyChallenged

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