With Christmas season rolling around the corner, our minds are often occupied with thinking about kids' toys—as (not-so) nice memories, or as necessities. Either way, companies sell some weird, weird stuff and I want to see the weirdest you can remember.

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Very Ethical Pet Choice. Low Maintenance, Too!

Very Ethical Pet Choice. Low Maintenance, Too!

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#2

This Is Gathering Most Creepy Thing I Ever Saw.

This Is Gathering Most Creepy Thing I Ever Saw.

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#3

The Pain Begins

The Pain Begins

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Monkey

Monkey

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What The Tooth Fairy Really Does With Your Teeth

What The Tooth Fairy Really Does With Your Teeth

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Gage Franke
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Calm down, everyone. Those teeth clearly aren't real. Now the eyes...

queer weebio
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

was tolg that ur parents keep ur baby teeth and make these montrosities with them like wtf

Stille20
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some one I work with brought one in. It is the MOST unsettling thing I have ever seen.

grotesqueer
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm not convinced these are for kids though. Their website seems to be marketing them for teens/young adults.

Eaglez404
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I heard dutch police handed these out to children that have been in car wrecks... "terror teddies." Messed up.

Ciara Meeks
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have one but he's the updated version that is less scary and I named him Steve.

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The Useless Man! I Also Just Realized He 'Now Has Clothing'. At Least He Did Something In His Useless Life This Useless Man...

The Useless Man! I Also Just Realized He 'Now Has Clothing'. At Least He Did Something In His Useless Life This Useless Man...

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#7

Thought That I'd Squeeze This One In!

Thought That I'd Squeeze This One In!

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#8

Wouldn't Wanna Buy This Stuffie...

Wouldn't Wanna Buy This Stuffie...

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It's Just......i.....what.....

It's Just......i.....what.....

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#10

I Introduce You To... The Dicken!

I Introduce You To... The Dicken!

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Klaabu. It Was A Name Of A Character In Estonia. This Is A Wind Up Toy That Then Starts To Run Around The Floor. Out Of Balance And Smashing Into Anything On Its Path. Idiotic, Ugly And Pointless Toy. Everyone Used To Own This In Estonia.

Klaabu. It Was A Name Of A Character In Estonia. This Is A Wind Up Toy That Then Starts To Run Around The Floor. Out Of Balance And Smashing Into Anything On Its Path. Idiotic, Ugly And Pointless Toy. Everyone Used To Own This In Estonia.

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Face Bank. The Bank That Creepily Eats Your Money.

Face Bank. The Bank That Creepily Eats Your Money.

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I Would Post That Weird Slime Sh*tting Fat Unicorn Baby, But I Kinda Don't Want The Cia Taking Me To Go Waterboarding, So Here's Bear Of The Interest, A High-Class Weapon.

I Would Post That Weird Slime Sh*tting Fat Unicorn Baby, But I Kinda Don't Want The Cia Taking Me To Go Waterboarding, So Here's Bear Of The Interest, A High-Class Weapon.

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When You Realize You Left The Oven On

When You Realize You Left The Oven On

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Srict Wife

Srict Wife

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#17

Rafiki What Are You Doing?!

Rafiki What Are You Doing?!

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To Make Parenting Easier...

To Make Parenting Easier...

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#19

Because Lucy The Lactating Lamb Failed In Focus Groups.

Because Lucy The Lactating Lamb Failed In Focus Groups.

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#20

Pimple Pete I Saw This At Walmart And Never Again

Pimple Pete I Saw This At Walmart And Never Again

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Don’t Put Teeth On Anything, Period.

Don’t Put Teeth On Anything, Period.

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The Jelly Been Pooping Sheep. A Few Years Ago My Mom Got Me One Of These And It Was Great! It Diddint Come With That Many Jelly Beens Tho

The Jelly Been Pooping Sheep. A Few Years Ago My Mom Got Me One Of These And It Was Great! It Diddint Come With That Many Jelly Beens Tho

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#23

Just... Why

Just... Why

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#24

Gooey Louie. My Friend Has One For Her Kids And It Is Honestly So Gross

Gooey Louie. My Friend Has One For Her Kids And It Is Honestly So Gross

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#25

That Barbie Dog Poop Eater

That Barbie Dog Poop Eater

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All Alone Bert

All Alone Bert

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#27

This Shook My World When I Saw It. Who Knew?

This Shook My World When I Saw It. Who Knew?

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#28

Uhhhhh I'm Not Sure About This One...

Uhhhhh I'm Not Sure About This One...

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#29

Dory Light!

Dory Light!

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#30

Pregnant Barbie...yuck.

Pregnant Barbie...yuck.

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#31

Puke Ball. Who Made This And Why Would You.

Puke Ball. Who Made This And Why Would You.

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#32

Totally Not Creepy

Totally Not Creepy

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#33

Worst Kinder Egg Toy Ever. We Love It!

Worst Kinder Egg Toy Ever. We Love It!

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#34

A Whole New Meaning To "Butt Face"

A Whole New Meaning To "Butt Face"

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#35

Candy Tails. Basically, A Hair Extension You Can Eat. I Know This Is A Satire Commercial But Somehow There Are Websites That Sell S**t Like This

Candy Tails. Basically, A Hair Extension You Can Eat. I Know This Is A Satire Commercial But Somehow There Are Websites That Sell S**t Like This

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#36

Yummy Poop Machine

Yummy Poop Machine

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#37

A Family Favourite I’m Sure

A Family Favourite I’m Sure

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#38

That Seems Like A Ugly Snow Queen

That Seems Like A Ugly Snow Queen

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#39

This....

This....

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