I once said to somebody who was being a d**k that his worth as a human being was the equivalent to the GrubHub ad.

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SCP-096

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It's quite embarrassing now I think about it but I said this to a random boy who was insulting me and my friend and calling us four eyes (we both wear glasses)

I said "oh dear, you're seeing double, you might want to go to the optitions and get yourself a pair of glasses." ;-;

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Dani_has_arrived <3

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My brother cut his hair really short and of course, I had to call him "Curly Howard" at least once.

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the warner sister

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on inauguration day i said to the class "bye donald duck trump" because he(trump)sucks

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bon bon purple boi

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Hermit crab...

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depressePANcake

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Someone one once said i looked like the color of bread and i was like um wut, his friend said he means that you look tan and i said that comments is a dry as his ashy skin, and i walked out of there but now that i look back at it, it is cringe every time at 3am

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Bakugo Katsuki

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“Go choke on a dill pickle” innocent enough but still has that wtf vibe to it

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dead gay heart

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If I throw a stick will you leave?
IDEK why, but I still cringe

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Bliss

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‘Eat a clove of garlic’

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Twisted

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One time I called my sister "a block of cheese." ; . ;

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Ariana Grande Artist

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Well aren’t you a waste of two billion years of evolution....

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Bliss

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me: *gets into an argue with sister* sister: *ROAST ME LIKE KFC* me: *insert speech-less boiiii/gurl* w-wel-well y-y-you*trys to think of a roast* y-YOU MEANIE-YACK(yeah she younger than me and normaly im da one roastin every body but that day she won the roast..FOR NOW~)

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bon bon purple boi

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Just that I was a female. They went ohhh its because your a female. We were talking about the best way to move something and they were wrong so I explained how we couldn't do it that way.

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Bored Little Panda

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Told my brother he sounded like an asthmatic donkey once if that counts. My sister also tells me and other people I have fake feet (I do not) and that's why I have a slight limp. (Genetic skeletal issues)

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FlitterBug

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Trump is a Cheeto Oompa Loompa

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Grey Unicorn

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If you don’t know the difference between me and my BFF (we look very similar), you are a fart! Said to my classmate who had never met my BFF before, who thought she was seeing double.

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Grey Unicorn

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A friend once called me a c*m stain on the tissue of life!
I once described someone I know as a flump (a marshmallow brand), no Idea why, but my friend knew what I meant by it.

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Donkey boi

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My hubby was trying to get an awkward piece of wood into the backseat of our car. After trying unsuccessfully he shouted, “You’re a beggar and you have no home!”

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Fricsmom

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