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#1
I once said to somebody who was being a d**k that his worth as a human being was the equivalent to the GrubHub ad.
Final score:
6points
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#2
It's quite embarrassing now I think about it but I said this to a random boy who was insulting me and my friend and calling us four eyes (we both wear glasses)
I said "oh dear, you're seeing double, you might want to go to the optitions and get yourself a pair of glasses." ;-;
Final score:
5points
#3
My brother cut his hair really short and of course, I had to call him "Curly Howard" at least once.
Final score:
3points
#4
on inauguration day i said to the class "bye donald duck trump" because he(trump)sucks
Final score:
2points
#5
Hermit crab...
Final score:
2points
#6
Someone one once said i looked like the color of bread and i was like um wut, his friend said he means that you look tan and i said that comments is a dry as his ashy skin, and i walked out of there but now that i look back at it, it is cringe every time at 3am
Final score:
2points
#7
“Go choke on a dill pickle” innocent enough but still has that wtf vibe to it
Final score:
2points
#8
If I throw a stick will you leave?
IDEK why, but I still cringe
Final score:
2points
#10
One time I called my sister "a block of cheese." ; . ;
Final score:
2points
#11
Well aren’t you a waste of two billion years of evolution....
Final score:
2points
#12
me: *gets into an argue with sister* sister: *ROAST ME LIKE KFC* me: *insert speech-less boiiii/gurl* w-wel-well y-y-you*trys to think of a roast* y-YOU MEANIE-YACK(yeah she younger than me and normaly im da one roastin every body but that day she won the roast..FOR NOW~)
Final score:
1point
#13
Just that I was a female. They went ohhh its because your a female. We were talking about the best way to move something and they were wrong so I explained how we couldn't do it that way.
Final score:
1point
Bored Little Panda (Submission author) 3 years ago
Oh shoot I read the title wrong!!! I thought it was whats the weirdest insult said to you. My bad
#14
Told my brother he sounded like an asthmatic donkey once if that counts. My sister also tells me and other people I have fake feet (I do not) and that's why I have a slight limp. (Genetic skeletal issues)
Final score:
1point
#16
If you don’t know the difference between me and my BFF (we look very similar), you are a fart! Said to my classmate who had never met my BFF before, who thought she was seeing double.
Final score:
0points
#17
A friend once called me a c*m stain on the tissue of life!
I once described someone I know as a flump (a marshmallow brand), no Idea why, but my friend knew what I meant by it.
Final score:
0points
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