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I'm curious if people's minds are as weird as mine. I'm hoping for at least a few responses!
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#1
I had a dream the other night that was a bit odd.
I was given the lead role in a play. But none of the other actors could speak English.
I had to teach them how to say their lines in English and how to say them according to their character.
Next thing I knew it was opening night and I realised that I'd spent all my time teaching everyone else their lines that I forgot to learn mine!
A young lad in the costume department told me not to worry because he had written my lines on the label of my characters jumper. I looked at the label and there was only 3 lines. I shouted at him that 'I am the LEAD! I've got more than 3 lines!', but he told me that the rest of my lines were foreign so I could just speak gobbledegook and no body would know.
I went onto stage and waited for the prompt for my first line, I pulled my jumper off and read the line. Then started babbling nonsense.
After the show, a man in central African tribal wear came up to me and (in a very posh English accent) complemented me on my grasp of his home language, saying I spoke better than most native speakers. He then asked if I was willing to fly home with him to help with some peace talks but that I would have to put my jumper back on. I told him that I could help if I was wearing a jumper because I can't speak with a jumper on and that I had to do it shirtless.
He was disappointed and told me that I wouldn't be allowed into the country topless, but that he would still send me some jars of honey from his honey trees.
Final score:
4points
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#2
This one is weird but in a good way
1. i had a pet lion i raised from a cub
2. the govermrnt stole my lion ( no idea why, they just did)
3. i somehow got my hands on a lightsaber ( specifically a purple one) as well as a tank
4. i broke into the army base with my tank, purging a bloody path with my purple weapon until i find the cell of my precious lion
5. I break him free and we ride off into the sunset until we died of starvation and heat stroke
Final score:
3points
#3
OKAY. Cut to scene. A dark room fades in. I look around. Nothing seems to be here. Pitch black seems to swallow me all around. I can’t make sense of direction or structures or walls. But suddenly, a glint appears. A small reflection of light on…. Is that a floor? Okay. So now I can make out that there’s a floor. Small specks of dust float back and forth in the light. Suddenly, an extremely large black box drops down seemingly out of nowhere and WHAM it hits the ground and suddenly I’m awake, panting, in bed. That dream was weird as hell
Final score:
3points
#4
I can still remember from when I was a kid bc it was so weird (& scary) I told anyone that would listen. I was alone at an amusement park after closing time and hanging around the lazy river. Next thing I know Im being chased through a Fun House by a giant cheeseburger trying to eat me. I saw a tall slide and started climbing up the ladder knowing the cheeseburger was too big. It was super tall and when I looked back there was a giant hotdog chasing me! I got to the top and jumped onto the slide, about a quarter of the way down I started getting that flying/falling feeling and woke up.
The End.
Final score:
3points
Teresa Stabler 2 years ago
Are you sure you didn't just have the munchies? They were chasing you because they wanted you to eat them!
#5
Almost every night I dream movies. Not ones you have ever seen before. If you wake me up I can tell you dialogue, scene and who are the other characters. I can only remember pieces in the morning. They can last all night. They start seconds before I fall asleep. Mostly action. A few scary but not many.
Final score:
3points
#6
Okay here. This is my weirdest dream/nightmare (idk). Its reoccurring and really strange.
So the dream starts like this. Im a younger version of myself (5-6) at a bookstore/library. The entrance to this bookstore/Library (B/L for short) is in a glass hallway, in some sort of skyscraper. The entrance is a red door. I open the door and walk in. Inside is a small, bookstore looking place, with a decrepit old black door in the back. The place is also made of glass, and is very bright. Despite it and the corridors being made of glass, it wasn't visible when in the corridor. I always ignored this tiny place and went straight through the black door. Hidden behind it was the actual B/L, huge, and open, with light streaming in from every angle, and multiple spiral staircases scattered across the floor. I meet two kids. Two young boys. We bond over something, i can never remember what exactly but its some kind of catchphrase. The second i meet them, everyone else in the B/L disappears. We head up the stairs, which, btw, are made of Doritos, to the second floor. There we meet one other person, Cedric Diggory, to be exact, but he ignores us, circling the room and making this weird sound, wearing one of those colourful, i believe its called a helicopter hat? Well the prop is spinning as he walks around the room. We leave the room quickly and walk out. Me and my friends stop and take a bite out of the stairs, proceeding to high-five and yell out the catchphrase, but then we fall down the stairs, to the basement.inthe basement theres a large tank, filled with purple water. Its dark in the basement, compared to the rest of the B/L , which is bright and made of glass. Suddenly, a giant, kraken-like creature appears and thats when i wake up. I always assumed that the creature ate me.
Final score:
2points
#7
Due to taking to much prescription couch medicine, my dad hallucinated that my aunt was in the attic shinning laser lights in his room and was keeping him up at night. He also thought she was trying to hack all his passwords even though she was out of state at the time. Long story short, he still won't talk to her for what he thinks she did. I've explained to everyone that perception is reality and since he saw it happening, even though no one else did, it was still real to him.
Final score:
2points
#8
I dreamed that the US-Airforce fought war against german Footballclub Eintracht Frankfurt.
Final score:
2points
#9
I always have this one specific dream about 1-2 times a month, like almost every month. It’s crazy. Anyway, I wake up (in my dream) and get ready for school, then I realize it’s not a school day so I try to go back to sleep. I do. Then I start to dream in my dream about the weirdest sh!t. Headless things running around, my neighbor’s horse running wild around the neighborhood, both of my parents aren’t home, then I do some crazy shiz with my hair, and me being me, I basically obsess over my hair so that’s when I normally wake up. But it’s so weird I swear…..
Final score:
2points
#10
I have so many weird dreams but in a recent one, my geography teacher killed my friend. I've also found myself waking up and thinking the weirdest thoughts like 'marshmallow stairs' and 'Bird [my name] is hungry. Bird [my name] wants to eat the soviet union'
Final score:
2points
Teresa Stabler 2 years ago
That's one way to get rid of putin. Then drop him out the other end.
#11
I dreamt this last night actually 😂😂
So I was in this gorgeous like riverbank
And i lose my footing and fall into the river
It’s like rushing and tossing me around and s**t
When all of a sudden I see a giant taco shell
Yes, a real f****n’ taco shell
So I jump in it and paddle my way to the end of a waterfall
And I’m falling (yelling WHEEEEEEEEEEEE the entire time) and I crash down into the lagoon below the waterfall, the taco shell breaks and I get taco shell shrapnel in my arms and legs and stuff…
And then I woke up 😂😂😂
This was like a rlly long dream too for some reason lol
Final score:
2points
#12
I had this nightmare when I was little.
Basically I'd be in my horse barn with my parents and sister. For some reason I had only socks on. My fam went into a separate area and told me I couldn't go because I had no shoes. So I would stay in the one area and this weird armadillo thing would walk in and kick me in the face.
And that was it
Final score:
0points
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