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I live in Berlin, so weird is actually "normal"

Things I have seen (all in one short trip)

1. A guy p*ssing in the corner
2. The same guy pleasing himself a few minutes ate.
3. A sleeping drunk guy falling over when the train stopped and doing the most spectacular roll I have ever seen.

But probably the weirdest thing I experienced here in Germany what the train actually being punctual.

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3 minutes ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So sorry, I've just noticed a few typos and can't edit, her the corrected text: I live in Berlin, so weird is actually "normal" Things I have seen (all in one short trip) 1. A guy p*ssing in the corner 2. The same guy pleasing himself a few minutes later. 3. A sleeping drunk guy falling over when the train stopped and doing the most spectacular roll I have ever seen. But probably the weirdest thing I experienced here in Germany was the train actually being punctual.

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    22nd December 2023. I was travelling from my uni town to my home town. Initially, I was supposed to ride three stops one my first train (Intercity Express) and five stops on the second (Intercity). Start time 15:29, ETA 20:50.

    However, my initial train had a forty minute delay and was halted at the first stop. The conductor basically said "We don't have enough staff to keep going, good luck and get out of here." Fifteen minutes later, I was in a different train which was packed, so I sat in the entry area right next to the WC for an hour until we got to the second stop, where the brakes malfunctioned and the train didn't start again.

    At that stop, there was one single train going to my destination (and further north), which *everyone* was on. The conductor threatened to clear the train with help of the federal police if we didn't make room at emergency exits and fire extinguishers. At that point, it was 19:30. I called my mother in a panic and she told me to get out of the train at any cost and to wait at the station for her to pick me up. We did offer to give others who were waiting there a ride but no one took us up on it.

    By the time I was home, it was almost midnight. Average experience in Germany.

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