Hey Pandas, What’s The Stupidest Thing You, Or Someone Else You Know, Has Ever Done? (Closed)

What was the stupidest one?

It was the middle of the night, I was thirsty but I didn’t want to go downstairs in the dark. I drank perfume. Don’t worry, I’m still alive... just.

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Mae (just add water) 3 years ago

Matches the username 😂

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My sister asked asked how we're going to climb up to the roof, and I pointed to the ladder that was literally right in front of her. But then said, "I know, but HOW are we going to climb the ladder?" *Slaps forehead.*

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Ariana Grande Artist

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Once I wanted to tell if the glass on the fireplace was hot, so I pressed my whole hand against it.

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Anthony Goldstein (female)

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Aroace tiger 3 years ago

Was it hot?

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I am very clumbsy and once i got paint, hot glue, and glue on my white carpet. Now i am never allowed crafts in my room

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Anonymous

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The Canvas Lamb 3 years ago

Reminds me of someone I knew who spilled grape juice on her brown carpet. She decided to use bleach to get it out.

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before the pandemic, my friends and I would go out in the parking lots of our apartments. one time we all screamed "SUCK IT" at the same time. I think people might have been woken up lol.

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ramenoodle says "WEAR A MASK!"

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Okay so... really, really irresponsible of me, but nobody got hurt. 😅 so, when I was a kid, I was visiting my friends after moving, to NJ, and we had an air bnb. We were allowed to have guests, so my two best friends and I were playing in the backyard. Now, this was SF, so we mostly lived in small apartments or tiny homes without backyards. So it was exciting to have a real place to play with my friends. We found a way to stack a barrel and wooden box, climb them, and get onto the neighbors roof. The neighbours had a lower roof, so we 4’ nothings could easily get on top. We could have fallen more than 15 feet, but thank god, we didn’t.

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Hello

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Hello (Submission author) 3 years ago

The neighbors were out, and we were really small, so it wasn’t obvious that we were there.

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1. When I was seven I was climbing on the fence. My mom goes, "Stop you'll fall off and break something!" I laugh and my bratty ass says, "No I won't". Then like a week later when I had two friends over I fell off and broke my arm.

2. When I was eight my friend and I were in his grandfather's shed looking at hunting knives (we weren't supposed to do that). I very slowly trace my finger along the edge of the knife. I say, "Look it's not even cutting me! I'm MAGIC" He replies (and keep in mind he knew how to handle knives and I did not), "Don't do it fast or it will cut you." I say, "No it won't." and proceeded to do it and slice my finger open. We didn't tell his grandparents.....

3. When I was eleven I was playing hide and seek with my friend and little sister. We hid under the picnic table (there was a tarp over it). I see a spider egg sack, and NATURALLY I say, "Ima poke it with this stick." She says "NO DON"T THEY"LL-" I poked it and baby spiders rained down everywhere.

I am noticing a pattern.....

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