Hey Pandas, What’s The Stupidest Criticism You’ve Ever Gotten? (Closed)

Put the most idiotic/pointless criticism you've ever received here. Example: "Your music taste is for delinquents".

Do better. What the hell? You're not helping anybody by saying, "do better"! One time I saw a teacher scolding a kid who was just trying to pass the class and they were crying and the teacher was screaming, "DO BETTER!!" like a dumbass.

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8points

BaDonut

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Lemme get the lemons 1 year ago

Get good kid you're trash, you're dog water kid just get good

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I understand if someone’s dad doesn’t want them wasting money, but my mom and dad combined make a very good amount of money. I got banned from my iPhone for a week because I didn’t turn the lights off on my room while I was peeing. I then lost it again for another two weeks because I didn’t pray and my parents know VERY well that I’m an atheist!

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8points

ℕ𝕚𝕔𝕠 is leaving

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A gay cat man 1 year ago

I'm so sorry about both of them. I'm an atheist too, and I would have been pissed.

6points

this is more of a joke, but whenever i draw something i’m very proud of, my brother stares at it for a second then says “ohh is it abstract?”
smh

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7points

DustTea (she/her)

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Unfeathered Chicken 1 year ago

Definitely an older brother

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I got told once that I obviously wasn't going anywhere in life because I spent too much time at home.

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6points

QueerAxolotls

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freakingbee (they/them) 1 year ago

well you technically weren't going anywhere if you were at home lol

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I was told to "stop typing in caps" because it might "give someone a panic attack".
Once my (now ex, my dad left a year ago) stepmom told me to "stop being lazy" because I'm "not pretty enough to be a trophy life". Because I forgot to push in my chair. I do assume, however, that I am smart enough to be able to keep a job when I get one, which is an entirely foreign concept to her.

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D0C

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Cami (Submission author) 1 year ago

wife** sorry lol

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I was painting an octopus in art class. I had just done the shape of the octopus, no details or shading or highlights because I had just started. The art teacher: You need more detail! And I made it very clear it had to have shading! Snail, I’m very disappointed in you for not listening to instructions.” I patiently explained that I had only been painting for about two minutes, but she wouldn’t listen. I finished my (rather awesome) detailed and shaded octopus, and she just went “Oh, I didn’t know you knew how to paint.”

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6points

GhostlySnail (she/her)

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Mysteria 1 year ago (edited)

I didn’t know you cheated on your final exams for your teaching degree

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An old boyfriend told me that as a musician I played “without feeling”. Maybe I was 18 at the time. I was crushed by his comment. HOWEVER ….. At the end of June this year I will be giving a 30 minute concert as part of a graduation programme at a school. I was asked to perform by my piano teacher. I’ll be 74.5 years old. Guess I’m good enough for my teacher.

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6points

Bertha Madott

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Susan Bosse 1 year ago

Good for you!! Wish I could be there!!

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Someone said I like dogs too much

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5points

One Happy Doggo

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Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 1 year ago

Not possible wtf

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Boss: You are a chronic complainer! You don't need to take a lunch break when working from 6 am to 5 pm and don't ask for overtime, you should appreciate being a salaried employee.

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StoryTeller

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My teacher told me that I would never be successful in life because I am a left handed person.

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5points

Sanjneel

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Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 1 year ago

... what? Is it because u have the devil in u? It's 2023 dude

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#11

I was told by a six year old that I looked like a boy and should look like one more often because I looked better that way. Best moment of my life.

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oliver

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Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 1 year ago

Ok this is a cute 1

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#12

once (this was in like grade 4, mind u, so a while ago (I’m still angry tho)) we were doing sport, and we were doing long jump. I did mine, and fell backwards. The teacher yelled at me “fall forwards” LIKE HOW TF AM I SUPPOSED TO CONTROL WHERE I FALL??!

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ʇɐɹlıɯɐɥ ɔıʇǝɥʇɐd ǝl

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StrangeOne 1 year ago

seriously. WTFH is wrong with people?

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#13

Random guy whilst I pour his beer.

“Don’t you have short stubby fingers for a woman”

I can hang 9 wine glasses one hand , he carried one glass with both hands.

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4points