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Hey Pandas, What’s The Strangest Thing You’ve Seen Someone Do In Public? (Closed)
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#1
Dance a polka on a tabletop in cowboy boots.
Way to go, Dad.
Final score:
22points
#2
Was taking a final exam in college which counted for most of our grade. About halfway through the time, disheveled man in a tatty suit comes in, stands at the podium, and proceeds to give a rambling speech for about 5 minutes. Nothing to do with the class just ramblings about how messed up our society was. Then without another word he leaves. Little hard to concentrate on the exam after that but I did OK.
Final score:
20points
#3
The one that scarred me for life was seeing a man at the top of some outdoor stairs blow his nose into his hand, try to shake off said hand and then proceed to hold the railing all the way down those stairs. To this day, I can't hold any stair railings in a public place.
Final score:
16points
#4
On March 17th 2015 I saw a man painted green from head to toe streaking naked in Key West carrying a blow up doll.
Final score:
15points
#5
Saw a teen boy beat up his mother because she talked to another man. People just watched, like it was his right to dicipline her.
Final score:
14points
#7
I once walked into the production of an amateur adult video on a train during one night. The carriage was empty, except for the 4 actors and the camera guy, but still very risky.
Final score:
12points
#8
Standing in the middle of a four-way intersection attempting to direct traffic. She punched the side of a bus when the driver didn't follow her commands.
Final score:
11points
#9
There is a guy who wears a kool-aid man costume and stands on the corner of the street to yell at traffic about aliens. I see him almost everyday on my drive home. Apparently he's housed, gainfully employed, and this is just his "hobby".
Final score:
11points
#10
Growing up in the southern U.S., I was always amazed by "street preachers" telling everyone in a loud voice they were going to hell.
Final score:
11points
Linda R 1 year ago
I almost hit a motorcycle because of that. I was waiting for traffic to go by so I could turn left, and this guy is yelling all kinds of stuff about people going to hell. It was so distracting I didn't see the motorcycle until I started to turn. He veered to avoid me, went down, but wasn't hurt, thankfully. When he got up, the "preacher" turned to start yelling about him going to hell, so I guess the biker figured out what happened and left.
#11
Not my personal experience, but a friend's. They were in Washington DC, I think they said they were waiting for a bus, when they saw some dude in an Elmo costume yelling at strangers on the sidewalk. Wish I could've seen it lol
Final score:
10points
AxolotlViolet (they/them) 1 year ago
I saw some guys in Mickey costumes asking for money an stuff like that
#13
excreting in public is very common in Africa, I have seen it dozens of times. More odd things I've seen in public: (a) people going at it in a club. (b) people with mental illnesses pushing trolleys and talking to themselves. (c). A performance artist rinsing his a*s out with a hose and then drinking the water (Steven Cohen).
Final score:
9points
#14
I saw two things that made me wonder about people.
1: When I was walking with my brother late at night one day, a random group of women drove down the street closest to us, and rolled down a window. One of them, clearly intoxicated, yells "You guys want a waffle!?", and she proceeds to throw an Eggo waffle at my brother.
2: My mom and I were driving home after groceries, and we saw this guy run up to a guy a potted tree. My mom says "Either a drug deal, or an assault is going to happen." Sure enough, the guy who ran up threw three punches at the guy holding the tree, and ran away.
Final score:
9points
Bored&InSchool 1 year ago
both of these were f*****g hilarious like oh my god! (especially "proceeds to throw an Eggo waffle at my brother.")
#15
In high school AP English, a girl was crocheting before class. She stuck her crochet hook up her nose, pulled it out, and slurped it like a lollipop.
Final score:
9points
Panda Dressed as a Capybara ;) 1 year ago
NOPE NOPE NOPE. LEAVING THE CLASS LEAVING THE SCHOOL LEAVING THE STATE LEAVING THE COUNTRY
#16
Saw a guy pee on the driver door of a Subaru wagon, then stand up on the front bumper of the wagon, squat, and drop a deuce on the hood. This was about 2pm in the afternoon in a busy city. The guy looked perfectly normal otherwise, and once he finished he just walked away as if nothing had happened. Had to have been revenge of some kind.
Just wanted to add yet another poop story to the others. If I could post pics I'd put some of the non-poop things I've seen on Fremont St. in Vegas.
Final score:
9points
#17
I once saw a woman vacuuming her front yard.
Final score:
9points
#18
I saw someone pull into a parking lot with an old car, blast music, and start headbanging with his whole body. like hitting his head on the steering wheel and then headrest kind of thing.
Final score:
8points
#19
The weirdest thing I've ever seen was walking into a public bathroom and seeing a guy just sitting on the sink eating a plastic bag of boiled eggs like it was the most normal thing in the world.
Final score:
8points
#20
Back in 2017, we took our car to get new tires. While we were in the little waiting room, one of the mechanics came out a side door kitted out in what looked to be some kind of makeshift HASMAT suit with long rubber gloves, a big bucket, etc. and they went into the men's single stall bathroom.
I thought it was just cleaning time, but awhile later, one of the men waiting with us was called up to pay because his car was ready. The HASMAT guy immediately came over to thoroughly wash down the chair that guy had been sitting in.
Turns out, the guy waiting had totally DESTROYED the men's bathroom. S**t was everywhere - on the toilet, the floor, the walls, all over the sink with his abandoned s****y underwear in the basin, etc.
Final score:
7points
#21
I guy with some neurological issues (sorry idk if this is the right but I don't mean to offend anyone) weed on my front drive. It must be so hard to live like that so my feelings go to anyone dealing with people in their life like this. I hope you can help them ♥️
Final score:
6points
#22
I saw someone at Walmart just walking around rearranging things. The most evil this I saw them do, was placing a $250 dollar hoverboard on a 90% off clearance shelf.
Final score:
6points
#23
I live in Washington DC and have seen all kinds of strange things, but two tie for the most surprising. 1. I was looking into the display window of the Chanel store when a man in regular clothes (not workout clothes) came running down the sidewalk. He bowed to me with a big arm flourish and said, “shallow things for shallow people!” And then he continued to run down the sidewalk. 2. Middle of the afternoon in the middle of a random week. I was waiting to cross the street to get a coffee and there were a few other people at the intersection. The light changed and this handsome clean-cut guy in a nice suit and carrying a nice briefcase stepped into the crosswalk and then crouched down and hopped all the way across like leapfrog. So weird!!
Final score:
6points
#25
Take a s**t on a restaurant floor and literally just eat her food and leave. On one hand, that's freakin' nasty. On the other, genuinely concerned for her.
Final score:
5points
Echo (Submission author) 1 year ago
I don't know what she's going through or anything, so I hope she's okay. I was just... mildly appalled at the time.
#26
Doing influencer b******t like taking pics of food, for 2 hours......
Final score:
5points
#27
Ok, so, this person was very drunk, so it isnt that strange, but this guy walks by me saying "whats up DAD?" Then falls over.
Final score:
5points
#29
I don't know about "strangest" per se, but the grossest. My wife and I were going to the mall one day and this dude was standing at a trash can at the bus stand across from where we parked. This mongrel just whips his thing out and starts peeing in the trash can. We were getting out the car and my wife exclaims "GROSS!!" This neanderthal had the gall to look at her as if SHE was crazy!
Final score:
4points
#30
I was on the subway on my way to work. Understandably, the train was packed. A man entered from another car. He looked unkempt and had noticeable body odor. He moved to a corner and proceeded to urinate. People in that section immediately noped and moved to the safe section of the car.
Final score:
4points
#31
I was at the burger king in Edmonton (well, one of them) and I saw this guy eating boogers
Final score:
3points
#32
A guy reclining on a public bus stop seatrest and peeing in that position .
Final score:
3points
#33
Some kids earlier this afternoon were playing with what looked to be a commode chair (for disabled people to sit on the toilet) down the street. That was weird.
Final score:
3points
#34
Masturbating while lying on the sidewalk, in an intersection, and in the outdoor seating in front of a bar. #KeepPortlandWeird, lol.
Final score:
3points
#35
People in my town are just wack man. You got drug addicts and alchaholics dancing on BUSY streets (seen while I was taking tables out at my job lol) To the worst, and I mean WORST drivers imaginable🥲 Like, I can't even drive yet, however I'm pretty sure you can't turn right there hun.
Final score:
3points
#36
A few years ago, my husband and I were walking at the beach when we saw a teenage boy with his bicycle, and he appeared to be looking for something. He then picked up what looked like a stick, and proceeded to drop his pants and try to insert it ( I think you know where). My husband and I looked at each other like WTF. To this day, it mystifies me.
Final score:
3points
#37
I’m sorry if this person is on here and i do NOT mean to embarrass you! But I went to a Walk Off The Earth concert with my mum and there was this lady. in the front row. and she TOOK. OFF. HER. SHIRT. what??? oh well i guess there were like a thousand ppl who did that at the Swift concert. Or not. Whatever. ❤️
Final score:
2points
#38
I watched an 80 year old man get out of his car, pull his pants down, and poop in a parking lot.
Final score:
2points
Hollerfloozy 1 year ago
Many elderly have issues with making it to the bathroom, this individual was probably just trying to keep from pooping his pants.
#41
Someone took all their clothes off in a locker room...
Final score:
0points
Robert Mandeville 1 year ago
I thought that was normal behavior for that sort of venue, provided one proceeds to the showers. Or was this something different?
What do you think ?
SillyBunny 1 year ago
Why do most of these say "person peed infront of everyone" why would someone take a p!ss in public???
SillyBunny 1 year ago
Why do most of these say "person peed infront of everyone" why would someone take a p!ss in public???
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