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Sometimes, it feels like humans are just getting stupider. So I’m asking you, Pandas, to give me the silliest thing anyone has ever said or done that you’ve seen. Prepare to lose brain cells!
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#1
My 10th grade advanced composition teacher: Be like Taylor Swift! Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag?
It made me lol
Final score:
3points
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#2
One lately was in my college caf where this kid was explaining to me with a straight face how if cow milk isn't cold it's bad for you.
I was like "Um...it comes out warm."
He was like "Well then you can't drink it until it's cold."
Like I understand pasteurization and everything dear sir, but it's perfectly safe when it comes out (if your cow is healthy). It's when it sits that bacteria grows.
Final score:
2points
#3
Abt 10 years ago i lived at a mens sober house. It was religious which i knew. What i didnt know was how extreme they were. The so called pastor that over saw the house would hold bible studies 3 times a week. Im actually fine with that if its your thing. We were forced to sit there and listen. I decided to leave when he preached that Allah was Satan. He didnt like it when i pointed out that Allah was the Arabic word for God. So his God was Satan as well
Final score:
1point
anon panda 7 months ago
Allah isn't the same as Christian God, and worshipping anything other than God, is devil or self worship
#4
That's a loaded question.
What comes to mind are all those people who think video games are the plight of the problems in today's youth.
That, and staring at a screen turns you into a zombie. Shut up with that. There's nothing different from watching something on a screen than looking at picture books.
Final score:
1point
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